Have you been good?

Do you know the Krampusler? He never gives, but always takes. He's opposite of Santaler So be good, for goodness sakes! M!A: N/A #Krampusler

[krampus-ler-blog]

Awww, did you write my name in your diary~?

Ha-Ha.

VERY funny. 

[krampus-ler-blog]

Your hOrNs are very snazzy

Usually slouching, the other is forced to actually stand up straight to actually face the much taller other. As he does so, a few bones in his back pop repeatedly for it’s been quite a while since he’s been in the appropriate posture. He’s surprised at this, it rare for someone to be taller than /him/. But this one seems to be taller, even when he is slouched himself. 

Oh…

Thank you. 

Your height is extremely rare

But I mean that in a positive way!

I’ve also never met someone else with skin as dead and fair

My good tall fellow, what brings you here today? 

[tragicillustrator]

[krampus-ler-blog]

Krampus, have YOU been a good or bad lad?

Technically speaking

With me stalking and attacking those who need punishment

And all the ‘Killing’ 

Your question of, if the krampus is good or bad, is an astonishment

Besides my ‘job’ ….

How bad could I possibly be? 

[krampus-ler-blog]

Every damn year...

Every year the list goes on and on and on anD ON AND ON AND ON AND ON!!!

Seems like my methods of punishment aren’t working...

But very soon, it will be time for me to take action and come out of lurking.....

[christmasonceler]

Time to spread some Christmas cheer around this place.

[krampus-ler-blog]

!!!

Hides behind a truffula trunk, watching the other

.....

B-BDMP

[krampus-ler-blog]

what if you have to be bad to be good..? like..your job is kinda naughty but you are good at heart! does that make it okay?

Someone with a ‘good heart’ wouldn’t be doing something naughty, now would they? 

[krampus-ler-blog]

mod: how dare. You’ve all triggered krampie XD 

[ask-eat-ler]

*Now that the pesky magic anon was over, the Krampusler decides to go visit some people. One of them being the notorious cannibal, Eatler. He knows he's been bad, and He knows he's a lost cause, but he wants to see what's so wrong with this one being. Usually, he can enter a home with no problem, but he thought just a little humanity wasn't wrong. He knocks three times*

There was a long pause, a female voice calling for ‘Adam’ to get it. He didn’t complain not too keen on letting just anyone inside. He glared out the peak hole and growled from behind the door, “What do you want?”

[krampus-ler-blog]

He tilts his head and blinks down at the grumpy smaller. How peculiar that this cannibal is living such a docile home life. Does his mate know that he eats other beings like himself? Does she know about the atrocities he’s done to not just one but many others alike? 

Hello. I am Krampus-ler, it’s a….pleasure to meet you

He started off with curiously.

You are the one they call Eat-ler, yes? I’ve heard so much about you….grant it, not the best, but still, it was about you….ehm…do you maybe have some time to talk? 

[ask-eat-ler]

He stared up at him, sizing him up to realize that there was no good way to murder his way out of his situation. And the smell. He smelt of death and not from a fresh kill. He smelt like a walking corpse and sulfur. Eatler growled in annoyance. “I don’t want to talk. My girlfriend is cooking dinner. You came at a bad time.” He restrained his anger, his voice barely at a normal level. “Go away.”

[krampus-ler-blog]

The taller can see the distaste in the other’s facial expressions, unable to help smile from such an emotion. That smile soon fades, looking up over eat’s head to see a woman with orange hair, her back towards the door so she can’t see whom eatler is chit-chatting….well arguing with

Ah, I see. 

Runs his hand through his beard, lightly tugging at it with a sigh. 

Well. i can wait here until you and your mate are done eating. Then you can come on out and speak to me. 

: ) 

[ask-eat-ler]

“I don’t want to talk to you”, he spat back quickly. “I can barely stand the smell of you. Go away. Don’t come back. Scram!” He hissed throw clenched teeth, fists balled at his sides. He tightened his hold on the door to slam it in the other’s face.

[krampus-ler-blog]

The taller blinks then looks around. That went a bit better than he thought it would. Krampus leaves....for now

[ask-eat-ler]

*Now that the pesky magic anon was over, the Krampusler decides to go visit some people. One of them being the notorious cannibal, Eatler. He knows he's been bad, and He knows he's a lost cause, but he wants to see what's so wrong with this one being. Usually, he can enter a home with no problem, but he thought just a little humanity wasn't wrong. He knocks three times*

There was a long pause, a female voice calling for ‘Adam’ to get it. He didn’t complain not too keen on letting just anyone inside. He glared out the peak hole and growled from behind the door, “What do you want?”

[krampus-ler-blog]

He tilts his head and blinks down at the grumpy smaller. How peculiar that this cannibal is living such a docile home life. Does his mate know that he eats other beings like himself? Does she know about the atrocities he’s done to not just one but many others alike? 

Hello. I am Krampus-ler, it’s a….pleasure to meet you

He started off with curiously.

You are the one they call Eat-ler, yes? I’ve heard so much about you….grant it, not the best, but still, it was about you….ehm…do you maybe have some time to talk? 

[ask-eat-ler]

He stared up at him, sizing him up to realize that there was no good way to murder his way out of his situation. And the smell. He smelt of death and not from a fresh kill. He smelt like a walking corpse and sulfur. Eatler growled in annoyance. “I don’t want to talk. My girlfriend is cooking dinner. You came at a bad time.” He restrained his anger, his voice barely at a normal level. “Go away.”

[krampus-ler-blog]

The taller can see the distaste in the other’s facial expressions, unable to help smile from such an emotion. That smile soon fades, looking up over eat’s head to see a woman with orange hair, her back towards the door so she can’t see whom eatler is chit-chatting....well arguing with

Ah, I see. 

Runs his hand through his beard, lightly tugging at it with a sigh. 

Well. i can wait here until you and your mate are done eating. Then you can come on out and speak to me. 

: ) 

[ask-eat-ler]

*Now that the pesky magic anon was over, the Krampusler decides to go visit some people. One of them being the notorious cannibal, Eatler. He knows he's been bad, and He knows he's a lost cause, but he wants to see what's so wrong with this one being. Usually, he can enter a home with no problem, but he thought just a little humanity wasn't wrong. He knocks three times*

There was a long pause, a female voice calling for ‘Adam’ to get it. He didn’t complain not too keen on letting just anyone inside. He glared out the peak hole and growled from behind the door, “What do you want?”

[krampus-ler-blog]

He tilts his head and blinks down at the grumpy smaller. How peculiar that this cannibal is living such a docile home life. Does his mate know that he eats other beings like himself? Does she know about the atrocities he’s done to not just one but many others alike? 

Hello. I am Krampus-ler, it’s a....pleasure to meet you

He started off with curiously.

You are the one they call Eat-ler, yes? I’ve heard so much about you....grant it, not the best, but still, it was about you....ehm...do you maybe have some time to talk? 

[deliciouslimes]

commission i got for @krampus-ler

[krampus-ler-blog]

Look how tiny you are! Know what that means? REVENGE!

!!!

T-touch me and you’ll regret it, BOY! Im only in this form until the week’s end. 

So if you don’t want to be hauled off to hell in my basket, then lay your filthy thieving paws off me  

òn  ó

[bigbadd0g]

Bazzzz-kitt, you say? Huhuhu~

I never heard of such an expedited form of travel! Such time that must save. Must be a cultural lapse.

But, as a brilliant inventor am I, I COULD introduce you to…

THE KRINGLE-GOBLIN CONTAINMENT FIELD!!

100% success rate.

[krampus-ler-blog]

‘Containment’? 

He repeated in a frown then screeches when he’s suddenly captured in a small space. The smaller tries to push and claw his way out of the laundry basket but it’s no use. In this form he’s far too weak to lift Zero off. He starts to tremble

ᵖ⁻ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ⋅⋅⋅⋅ᶦ’ᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ⋅⋅⋅⋅ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ⋅ ᴵ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵇᵉᶦᶰᵍ ᶜʳᵃᵐᵖᵉᵈ⋅ ᴸᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ

His voice was small, whispered, and in short studders. It’d even be difficult for the thieving (yet kind) zero to hear.

[bigbadd0g]

Huh? …. Aw hell, fun’s over….

Look,  it’s… okay, come on out, okay kid? Cut the waterworks, you’re free.

Run along, ok?

[krampus-ler-blog]

Looks up at the other with a few sniffles, only to see how genuinely sorry the other seems to be.

Soon, the sniffling little krampus runs and hugs zero tightly, thankful the other isn’t cruel.

w-wehh

....

....Tell anyone, and I’ll personally rip out your tongue. 

[procrastinatingmod]

QUEEN/KRAMP

Getting tired of using either or to speak as mod, so imma TRY and use this as my main ‘mod’ speak. COME FOLLOW IF YOU’RE OKAY WITH NSFW AND SHIT POSTING O 7O and from time to time, art. u v u

[krampus-ler-blog]

((MOD BLOG O WO)) 

[krampus-ler-blog]

Aww... you're so little... are you okay out here by yourself? :(

of course i am, i’m not a -!!!

Stares at the larger other and smiles sweetly before going over to his tail and climbs the wiggly limb

I have a tail and horns too, mister! o//)w(////o 

[krampus-ler-blog]

Look how tiny you are! Know what that means? REVENGE!

!!!

T-touch me and you’ll regret it, BOY! Im only in this form until the week’s end. 

So if you don’t want to be hauled off to hell in my basket, then lay your filthy thieving paws off me  

òn  ó

[bigbadd0g]

Bazzzz-kitt, you say? Huhuhu~

I never heard of such an expedited form of travel! Such time that must save. Must be a cultural lapse.

But, as a brilliant inventor am I, I COULD introduce you to…

THE KRINGLE-GOBLIN CONTAINMENT FIELD!!

100% success rate.

[krampus-ler-blog]

‘Containment’? 

He repeated in a frown then screeches when he’s suddenly captured in a small space. The smaller tries to push and claw his way out of the laundry basket but it’s no use. In this form he’s far too weak to lift Zero off. He starts to tremble

ᵖ⁻ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ⋅⋅⋅⋅ᶦ’ᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ⋅⋅⋅⋅ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵖᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ⋅ ᴵ ᵈᵒᶰᵗ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵇᵉᶦᶰᵍ ᶜʳᵃᵐᵖᵉᵈ⋅ ᴸᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ

His voice was small, whispered, and in short studders. It’d even be difficult for the thieving (yet kind) zero to hear.

[krampus-ler-blog]

wheres the jolly red fatman? i didnt get a good haul this year and id like a word,

oh, yes, he gave me this to give to you since he was busy with giving gifts to JUST THE CHILDREN.