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we-punish-the-child

My dad just unashamedly admitted he had an AI choose what he had for lunch.

christophernotcolumbus

Wtf 😭 How hard is it to just.. pick something to eat? Like I'm indecisive too, but godamn 🥀

otaku-girl-ao3

Ao3 Wrapped 2025

I did a little version of this last year, and I thought it would be fun to do again this year, just to see how much progress I’ve made. December marks two years since I started writing regularly again, and I can say, it’s been a busy year 💚 I finally finished a long fic 😭

christophernotcolumbus

Omg this is such a good idea! It's so cool seeing your progress for last year (i keep wanting to say this year), You're like ao3 famous lmao. 800k words is insane work, I can't imagine how much time it took, idk how you do it 😭 I love Wonka and Bullet Train sm, but I'm excited to see other fandoms you might write for this year! I've discovered quite a few characters that I love now cause of your work, so I'm always looking forward to seeing more fandoms that you're into. All of your work is insanely good and I'm 100% gonna be binge reading everything lol

otaku-girl-ao3

😭😭😭

Ohmygosh I can't even, thank you so much for such kind words 😭😭😭 <3333 Definitely nowhere near AO3 famous, but so, *so* thrilled to hear that you've discovered new characters through my work 😭😭😭 (Also yessssssssss Bullet Train and Wonka!!! The OG obsessions~!)

I do like, spend most of my funtime writing ^^; But it's totally work it for me, as I love it so much!

I'm absolutely certain 2026 is going to see more Bullet Train and Kraven, along with a high probability for Nosferatu. I'm very tempted to try some more Call of Duty just as Captain Price is *calling to me*, and I miiiight be working on a little Gladiator II thing, as Caracalla just. Urg. That man /pos. There might also be a little non-romance/smut for a change for a challenge event going on in my favourite server as well this month, so hopefully, plenty of variety to come this year (and also hopefully plenty of new blorbos to discover! ... if only ATJ, Mathew Baynton, and Fred Henchinger would release some more blorbo-worthy characters, darnit~ /lh)

christophernotcolumbus

Ahh I just watched Nosferatu last night and I am in love with it already 😭

waittt I started growing a not so small, potentially the size of 5 Earths, obsession with CoD a few months ago 🤯 I love Price sm, he feels like such a warm/comforting character, but I lowkey haven't been able to stop thinking about Soap. I have so many sketches of him all over my desk 😭 I'm like begging for a CoD fic 😭🙏

I'm gonna have to watch Gladiator, I've seen clips of it and it seems really good. Platonic fics? 👀 I'm looking forward to it, I might be making a bunch of fanart if you make some this year lol. You seem to have a lot of plans for this year, I'm so excited to see/read everything! ❤️

callmesel

Are people on Tumblr aware that you can customize your kudo message??

got it from this twt post (has more stuff in the thread)

og reddit post here

christophernotcolumbus

@otaku-girl-ao3 Idk if you've seen this or wanna do it, but just wanted to share :))

otaku-girl-ao3

Ao3 Wrapped 2025

I did a little version of this last year, and I thought it would be fun to do again this year, just to see how much progress I’ve made. December marks two years since I started writing regularly again, and I can say, it’s been a busy year 💚 I finally finished a long fic 😭

christophernotcolumbus

Omg this is such a good idea! It's so cool seeing your progress for last year (i keep wanting to say this year), You're like ao3 famous lmao. 800k words is insane work, I can't imagine how much time it took, idk how you do it 😭 I love Wonka and Bullet Train sm, but I'm excited to see other fandoms you might write for this year! I've discovered quite a few characters that I love now cause of your work, so I'm always looking forward to seeing more fandoms that you're into. All of your work is insanely good and I'm 100% gonna be binge reading everything lol

storm-of-the-swarm

Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

christophernotcolumbus

No but sometimes there's a rare case where you rediscover it and become addicted once more

#talking about dabi lmao #and also wonka #it goes back and forth

blossomgirls-world

Dune: Part Three has wrapped production!!! Can't wait to see this movie!!!

In theaters on December 18, 2026!!

christophernotcolumbus

Actually? Godamn that was faster than I thought

grifoncito

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

christophernotcolumbus

My family has a history with addiction so I don't let myself have an opinion. Lol

zw121

Willy Wonka

2023 wonka

2005 wonka

1971 wonka

christophernotcolumbus

Oh my god this is so beautiful! Ahhhh I love how you drew their hair too

#willy wonka #wonka 2023 #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka and the chocolate factory

louisegluckpdf

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

christophernotcolumbus

No seriously, like I feel fear deep in my bones even if I'm not actively thinking about anything

Remembered the password again :):

Think a part of my brain turned off because I'm just now realizing posting on SNS does not get rid of art block *insert emoji*

#tiny rant #miniscule rant actually #not even a rant #art block

Okay I have a friend that's decently obsessed with LPS stuff, but I don't collect them or know like anything about them. Should I make art of them as a gift?

Yes

No

Maybe so (lmk)

Voting ended onJun 23, 2025

#lps toys #lpscommunity #help

trezzonewz

The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum Release Date Sets Premiere for December 2027-Latest New 2025

Warner Bros. and New Line Cinema have announced a The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum release date, scheduling plans to bring Sméagol’s story to moviegoers on December 17, 2027. The update puts the premiere date more than two years out from today. It’s at least a one-year delay from the previously announced 2026 plan, but that likely hasn’t stopped fantasy fans from plotting out how…

universallystudentsublime

so since wonka 2 won't release December 2027 when will it release now

christophernotcolumbus

I read somewhere Wonka 2 might be released in 2026? Not sure if it's true or not, but I saw that one time

universallystudentsublime

but isn't that year when they film it? I mean 2026 has dune messiah releasing then

christophernotcolumbus

I think you're right. Idk when it comes out then

christophernotcolumbus

Ik he cut his hair, but I'm lowkey jealous of his curls. Like, the front of my hair is curly, but the back of my hair is like very coily ahhh

universallystudentsublime

recently at knicks you cab see his hair is growing long again while in February he had buzz cut i need him to bring back long curls because it made him look so different from other men unfortunately his short hair made him look too much like other men. I need him to outgrow his hair again

christophernotcolumbus

Wow it's growing pretty fast. Like ik it's his hair, do whatever with it, but my god I miss the longer hair. I don't even keep up with him like that, but anytime I see a pic of him I'm like "wheres the hair"

Literally would pass out from joy if I could get my hair to look like his

My neighbor warned me he was gonna be smoking and I was just like.. go for it? Yipee? Said he needed to practice smoking because there's a company get together. Valid. And then he finally said something about hoping the brisket tastes good, and that convo hasn't left my mind yet

#weird conversations #I swear he did that on purpose #Because I would too

Ik he cut his hair, but I'm lowkey jealous of his curls. Like, the front of my hair is curly, but the back of my hair is like very coily ahhh

#timothee chalamet #a seriouse of unfortunate events but for my hair #the triracial effect

otaku-girl-ao3

For the writer question thing (forgot what it's called lol): 4, 18, and 19 if you want

Aaa thank you so much! 💙Ooooh those are some tough ones 👀

More fic writer asks

4. A story idea you haven't written yet

Oh gosh, two really come to mind. There are far too many sitting in my ideas docs, but these two have hung around for a while now 😅

For Wonka, I've wanted to do a cartel origin fic for well over a year now, focusing particularly on how Felix was (eventually) selected to join Arthur and Gerald. There would have been a lot of Gerald-Felix friendship, and romantic Arthur/Felix potential~

For Bullet Train, there was this kinktober 31 chapter idea I had which was essentially Ladybug having to rescue Tangeine after a job went wrong and he ended up in, well, a human trafficking ring. (It was. Going to be a lot lighter-hearted and smut-filled than it sounds from that terrible description 😅).

....aaaand for Kraven there is this arranged marriage fic that has been bugging the heck out of me. But I've already got too many things on the go so it might need to stay in my ideas folder.

18. If you keep them, share a deleted sentence or paragraph from a published fic

Oooh, I don't tend to keep bits I remove I'm afraid, I just delete the whole thing 😅 I can though share a short extract from a fic that likely won't see the light of day, so that's as good as deleted:

"I like your hands." He’s holding two drinks in his hands. In those same broad, impressive hands you were admitting only minutes earlier. Your momentary flash of excitement fades back into weary acceptance. Of course he’s here with someone. A good-looking guy like that? He must have his pick of the place. “Let me get out of your way,” you say, barely managing to force an apologetic little smile on your face. It’s not as if you have been propping up the bar, trying to take up space. It is hardly your fault that the bartender seems determined to ignore your repeated attempts to flag her down. This is clearly a sign. It’s time to try somewhere else. “Now, why on earth would you do that?”

19. The most interesting topic you’ve researched for a fic

I'm not sure if it's the most interesting, but I had an interesting time falling down the rabbit hole researching Russian prisons and penal colonies this week for Prisoner 0864. And waaaay too long trying to figure out what kind of uniforms nurses wear there 😅

christophernotcolumbus

Ahhh ty for answering! I'm like in love with Wonka so I'm praying for that fic. I also wish the movie would've been longer to show more backstory for the characters, but I think they're making a new one so I'm keeping my hopes up for that. If you don't mind me asking, what character were you using in the draft(?) or was it an OC?

otaku-girl-ao3

I wish we had got to see more of the cartels backstories for sure! Though it’s so much fun to fill those in.

The draft was for a Kraven fic that’s been sitting in my WIPs for long enough it may end up being unfinished 😅 The Kraven fixation has been hitting hard

christophernotcolumbus

Ahh I keep hearing people talk about Kraven, I've have seen the character before and my heart skipped a beat lol. I think it's on Netflix so I'm finally gonna watch it

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