If you ever get pulled over by a cop are you going to pull the pregnant card?
i don’t think i would do that, but this question reminded me of the time a cop came up to my window mid-binge in the middle of an empty parking lot at like 1am. caught me red handed with 3 dominoes boxes in my passenger seat and some melted ice cream on my floorboard while i was on the phone with a feeder lmfao. turns out i was so eager to stuff my face i just forgot to turn my lights off so that’s why he was checking on me, but it was very embarrassing












