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@chronicallyunderprepared-blog
And thus ends another misadventure...
Continuing down Davis/Lord of the Rings Trail.
Higher up we go, to Tuckerman's Ravine...
SO HERE WE COME TO IT, FOLKS: When we end up prepared, we move to our second phase: unqualified confidence.
The trail we took to the top was one of the most direct, and it had just opened on that day. The guides at the base told us to be careful, because there was snow on the trail. We thought it would be slippery and icy. We didn't realize the trail would be utterly obscured by snow. (See above).
For a minute it was fun. We were tired, but it was cool to walk on snow while sweating in tank-tops and t-shirts. I threw a snowball. But Jack didn't want to walk in the snow, wondering what was underneath it and if it was stable. And I wasn't sure if that was the right way up anyways. So I posited that we try a different route, to the right.
As we got too close to turn around, we realized it was a steep rockslide waiting to happen, with a waterflow underneath to make it more plausible. Nervously, we continued, trying to stay calm, trying to stay alert.
"People who can see us down there must think we're like, experts."
"People who can see us down there must think we're FUCKING STUPID."
"Yeah."
"And I know they can see us, because your pants are so pink."
The gallows humor got us through. We tried sticking to the sides, in the case of a landslide, those would be the slowest parts. We got ourselves in too deep to get out. We saw a path that we could just barely get to, and prayed, prayed, that the rocks would not give way beneath our feet, that we wouldn't fall to our deaths or get crushed trying to scramble out of the way.
We didn't die. But we could have. We came very close. And, someone else did (not that day, but his remains we found.)
Count our blessings that this blog post made it.
Going up the mountain.
I like to think I can pass athletically, but as good as yoga is for your body it doesn't do much for your cardio fitness. Pretty soon Jack was ahead of me, and I was huffing and puffing and my heart was pounding in my ears, my body reminding me how hot it was - about 80 degrees with fifteen pounds of supplies.
I need to run more.
Mount Washington is a really enjoyable climb, despite the description above. Shortly after our first climb, we did Mount Greylock and were severely disappointed by the comparison. Driving halfway up the mountain, walking a mostly-flat dirt path, seemed no challenge next to Washington. The miles of uphill climb, the rocks to scramble up, the incredible views, the first time we had ever reached heights that rose above a tree-line - and, as you'll see soon enough, the incredible Lord of The Rings/Davis Trail.
After we made it up to the shelters (about an hour and a half or so), we walked around the Hermit Lake, searching for the best hut. We were worried that there wouldn't be enough huts, or we might have to share. But after admiring the view of Tuckerman's Ravine and wandering further down the path, we found our hut - love at first sight. Waterfront property.
We dropped about five pounds of our equipment and continued up to the summit. Along the way, earning our subtitle, and realizing what happens when you come prepared...
The plan was this: immediately after I returned from Belgium, we would drive out to Mount Washington (after Jack did a crazy amount of driving just to get to me) early in the morning, climb to the shelters, drop our stuff, scale the top, return to the cabin for the night, and then return chez moi the next day for another rest before Jack had to do the rest of her pilgrimmage home.
We’ve done Washington once before; definitely our most challenging hike. But the views were incredible, and so far the mountain has been unbeatable, pretty much ruining all other mountains.
But in order for this to work we had to…PLAN AHEAD. And BE PREPARED.
What would happen to us if our chronic moniker were not adhered to? Well, we do have a subtitle….
The foggy, ghosty way there
What happens when our heroes arrive...PREPARED??
Stay tuned for more coming soon...
After our three hours suspending ourselves up to 600 feet in the air and zipping at up to 60 mph, we got hungry.
We'd read in the Zipline lobby that there were a few local joints that gave discounts and perks to those brave enough to zip around, and we decided on a quaint-looking diner we'd passed on the way.("Jolene's? Darlene's? Desirée's? What was it called?")
Selena's Diner (& Nick's Pizza. He seemed to have a raw deal; he wasn't getting advertised nearly as much as she was. Unequal power dynamics in that relationship...)was as quaint on the inside as out, had a decent veggie wrap, and gave us 10% off while we admired our wristbands. Then, we drove into town and explored Tannersville.
(Remember the colorful buildings?) Tannersville has a population of approximately 539 (we researched it). It's cute, and has everything you need - loads of color to stave off the stark realization that you know everyone in your small town and you live on the side of a mountain and you solely exist to serve skiiers over the winter, an old-timey real estate office with rolladexes and paper maps, a candy shop, an antique & cheese store, a country store, a bar, a dive bar, and a Stewart's. We explored the Antiques & Cheese store, called Last Chance, which gave a lot of immediacy and urging to all its products (Last-Chance Twizzlers. Last-Chance Chocolate-Covered Swedish Fish. No joke, those gross things existed there.). The country store had a bathroom (!!) and an impressive selection of stuffs. It took us less than an hour to see the whole town, and then we set off.
'Til the next adventure, folks.
Not pictured:
How hard my head snapped back when my guy came out to rescue me.
How much scarier the ski lift was than the zipline itself.
How high above the ground I was.
The six more lines we did. Well, five. Five and a Burma bridge. I'm hoping that at least the bridge comes up. You'll see how much I enjoyed that vs. how much Jack enjoyed that...
Fun? Yes. Do it again? Yes. Do other zips as they come up? Sure, but as one guide said when we finished, "You just did the highest and fastest zipline in North America. All the other ziplines are gonna suck."
I'm sure you'll be seeing more :-)x
Unpreparedness: 2. Too much equipment preparedness for a high score. However, Jack was underdressed and cold. Does that count? Also, there was no snow, so there was no opportunities for throwing snowballs at zipliners. Does that count?
At some point during our drive, Jack brought up, "You know what we didn't do last Halloween?"
I scoured my brain. I was trying to remember what we had done, if anything at all.
"Anything? No, we went to the Renn Faire...no, that wasn't on Halloween, that was before! So, nothing?"
"No, no, that counts."
"What?"
"We didn't do a back-to-back shot!!"
So, to make up for it, a poor back-to-back, taken with the camera teetering on Jack's car, with Hunter Mountain in the background...About a year ago, Jack and I drove the three-four hours to Hunter (avoiding tolls, going to such crazy places as Coxackie, NY, the secret Porn Capital of Western New York - we assume. Don't believe us? What do you say to the advertised "Chilly Willy Christmas Special" or the "Climax Creek" we drove over?) to try the highest and fastest Zipline in North America. I was nervous. Heights are not my thing. Which, despite being best friends for longer than we've not known each other, Jack did not know about me. I suppose I can't blame her too much...I had my reasons for hiding that phobia...
We arrived after our long haul, my stomach worried, our feet determined. To find out that we had no reservations.We double-checked our computers against theirs. Apparently, the Zipline level we wanted to take - the highest and scariest, of course.- was only open when the ski lift was open, so that it could get people to the top.
Our choices: 1) Go home. 2) Do the less-challenging, horizontal canopy tour. 3) Find something else to do.We opted for 3) and thus began the adventure of Joe and REALLY underprepared horseback riding...but that's another story...SO WE VOWED TO RETURN, and just at the end of the mountain season, when it was as warm as we could possibly manage, we came back... TUNE IN AGAIN SOON TO SEE (LITERALLY) WHAT HAPPENS TO OUR HEROES! WILL WILL FREAK OUT AND TURN BACK? WILL JACK MANAGE TO BEAT HER IN A ZIPLINE RACE? IS THERE A PERK TO BEING HEAVY ON A ZIPLINE? FIND OUT SOON ON CHRONICALLY UNDERPREPARED!
Where are our Underprepared heroes going? New adventure coming soon!
Jack being very American.
Cooking burgers. Squatting with pride. Providing our profile pic.
You may have noticed that we are wearing matching shirts. They are based on this and this.
Views of the island from the top of the lighthouse
Views within and without the actual lighthouse. We managed to sneak in and explore the second floor, before the family staying there arrived. Good views; pics of that coming later.
Jack and I on the swing.
The innards and outtards of our barracks room
Upon reaching the island, our guide warned us, “From this rock to that one there, you can’t go beyond that. It's nesting season for the seagulls."
Jack thought, come on, we're not going to hurt them.
It wasn't for their protection, it was for OURS.
I have a picture somewhere of the row of barracks, which was littered with families of seagulls. Our room had a foot-high board in front of the door so that the babies wouldn't wander in. We though of inviting them, but the family outside our door was so aggressive and protective - we named her Olga.
Olga and her kids became a little less wary of us each day, especially as we threw our leftovers to her and the kiddies. But behind us - “that was fucking Russia back there”.
Jack has a video of us getting attacked by that one damn seagull back there. If it saw us through the window, it freaked out. It SWOOPED about an inch over my head when I walked back there. And once when we ventured, he charged us. It was scary.
The cult of seagulls is a scary thing.