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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Chronicles of Wendy's Billion Idea Alerts
There should be something like health insurance, but instead of health, it'll be for college and it's like if you make good grades, or keep your GPA up, your insurance takes care of the rest ...but then again, I wouldn't get the insurance so nevermind
Chronicles of the Perfect Roommate Candidate
Someone who eats the fillings of a pop tart and leaves the crust for me
Whoops.
I haven't been posting on a regular basis (not that I ever had), but still, it's been a while. Sorry to all of my followers (all 2 of them, lol)
Chronicles of a Twisted Tongue
I told a customer to have a "good dight." I didn't mean to but I combined the words "day", and "night", and came up with dight. Have a good dight everybody -_____-
Chronicles of Wendyâs Little Quirks
Whenever Iâm driving and I have to get in front of somebody, I always expect them to follow me and see where Iâm going. I donât know why I expect them to but I always do. Like I want to justify why I just cut in front of them. I get so unreasonably angry when they turn the other way or I slow down a little if they get too far behind. I donât know why I expect them to follow me and see where Iâm going. When someone cuts in front of me, I donât try and follow them. Iâm not sure if its because I think the whole world revolves around me (and Obama), or because I feel so bad for cutting in front of them, that I want them to follow me and think âoh, sheâs going home and she needs to turn this wayâ or âoh, sheâs a student and sheâs going to the collegeâ.Â
Chronicles of the Headaches That We Call Pets
I yell at my cat for not wearing clothes when he goes outside to play.
Chronicles of a Tired Restaurant Worker
*Wasabi Buffet* Please don't get a plate for every single thing that you want to eat. I do not want to see your table full of plates with a noodle, a donut, a chicken wing, etc. I understand there are religious reasons to why you won let your food touching but when you state that your reason is "oh, I just want the dishwasher to work harder", you WILL get punched in the face.
Chronicles of Wendy's Billion-Idea Alerts
There should be a coin purse with slots. People donât like using coins because it takes time to sort through them to get the right one and thereâs an impatient guy behind you. So if we had coin purses with like 4 slots in them to separate the quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies, life would be so much easier.
Chronicles of FAQs
*customer walks into the Chinese restaurant*
Customer: Hey, I have a question...where are you guys from? Korea?
Chronicles of Self-Awareness
Iâd rather be horrendously tortured than to be forced to wear a bra or pants.
Chronicles of the Important Issues
The real question to ask the world is:
Why isnât Aladdin on Netflix?
Chronicles of the Headaches That We Call Pets
I feel bad that we donât give my cat enough company. I realized this because Peanut has to bring home his own pets...usually lizards. Then, he just sits and plays with them. Not âplays with themâ like how we would play with our pets, but Peanut plays with his pets by letting them run free for a while, then catching them again..itâs true. Cats are evil.
Chronicles of Lyrical TRUTH.
Ainât No Rest For the Wicked-Cage the Elephant
Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked Money don't grow on trees I got bills to pay I got mouths to feed And ain't nothing in this world for free
No there ain't no rest for the wicked Until we close our eyes for good
Chronicles of Wendy's Little Things
If an annoying song comes to mind and stays there, I always try to think of another song and I always come up with "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer." You might wonder if it starts getting annoying after a while too but I sing it in my head in difference voices/accents. White Suburban Mom is a classic.
Chronicles of Wendy's Little Things
I love it when things sizzle. It relaxes me
Chronicles of Wendy's Little Things
When I'm driving and I get to a red light, I love to pull forward a little and stare at the side view mirror to see the tires of the car behind me move.
Chronicles of the Headaches That We Call Pets
Whenever I sing out loud, my cat Peanut likes to join in and sing the chorus. But sometimes he doesn't get the tunes right