The somewhat complete chronicles of a mad man.

Hi,I'm Colt- a 26 year old bisexual,gender fluid freak of nature . I've got a lot of pets. Massive shitpost blog. Memes probably. Buckle the fuckle up and enjoy the ride

[maureen2musings]

Autumn in the Scottish Highlands

ellisreed

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Shout-out to the bumper sticker I saw the other day that made me feel one second of pure, incandescent rage, which I have replicated in complete accuracy below:

[iguanamouth]

Pls draw sexy godzilla

[andhumanslovedstories]

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[knightwithakay]

are you a “cramming an elaborate costume into the car” renfaire patron or an “assembling an elaborate costume in the parking lot” renfaire patron

[knightwithakay]

#all 6 of us piling out of the car aready in full jester costumes and jingling merrily across the parking lot#except the driver who has to stop to put on their clown shoes (it wasn't safe to drive in them)#I'm not doing a bit this was my actual life (@kingcriccket)

hi, I'm obsessed with this. never change. jingle on.

[kingcriccket]

🫡

[fairygoulish]

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

[shirtsthatgohard]

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Alligator | 1980

[moviesludge]

anti-civilization and infrastructure guy

[justasuta]

Whenever I look at pictures of opossums with all their bebes i think of that one Queen song.

She works hard EVERY DAY OF HER LIFE.

[vetochkarowan]

baldurs pets

[terribleanimal]

mourningstar animals

[voiddoggy-deactivated20150304]

the fact that house and wilson rode off into the sunset together is one of my greatest sources of happiness

the fact that house and wilson rode off into the sunset together to face a future of cancer-ridden pain is one of my greatest sources of sadness

[blackmare-9]

Wilson recovers, though.

His cancer is part of a pattern that happened throughout the show: House, the diagnostics guy, got misdiagnosed pre-series, but figured it out himself and did not die, though he easily could have. Cuddy, the endocrinologist, suffered endocrine system problems and couldn’t conceive a child. She still got one. Foreman, neurologist: Brain disease! He recovered fully. Cameron, immunologist: Exposed to HIV. Did not contract it. Chase, intensive care specialist: Stabbed! Wound up in intensive care. Recovered.

The pattern is that they all are affected by whatever they specialize in, and they all, in one way or another, overcome it. So of course the oncologist gets cancer; that’s how the show works. It also means he goes into remission, because that is also how the show works.

[shehungthemoon]

Dude… DUDE this is the only time I have EVER actually believed that maybe Wilson didn’t die… I can’t believe I never realized any of this before. Wow wow wow wow

[weswardstars]

ok, this is extremely good from a “I refuse to accept sad canon outcomes” but also also EXTREMELY funny from the perspective of wilson reaching the 3month mark and then… not dying.

and then the 6mon mark, and he’s… feeling better, actually. this is twice as long as he ever expected, but he can’t be SAFE. this is just LUCK that’s gonna run OUT.

and by two years he’s sweating guilty bullets because house OBLITERATED his WHOLE LIFE and faked his DEATH to be with wilson for the last 3mon of his life, and now they’re FIVE YEARS IN, and house can NEVER GO BACK TO HIS FAMILY because he’s SO FUCKED over this ONE DECISION, and it’s ALLLLL wilson’s fault!!!!

meanwhile house is sipping mai thais, setting up illegal accounts in the caymens, and learning to forge his own documents cuz the ones he keeps buying down the street are really shoddy and he thinks he can slip a joke about his dick size onto his passport without anyone noticing.

he’s having the time of his LIFE.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I didn’t watch House all the way to the end what the fuck happened

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[quasi-normalcy]

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

[thepictureofmadamec]

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

[avalynramsaygames]

Inspired by recent discussions of an Actual Play.

[twoblogger]

Genuinely 90% of historical fiction would be so much better if more writers could get more comfortable with the fact that to create a good story set in a different time period you do actually have to give the characters beliefs & values which reflect that time period

[laerugo]

#even if they share your values they would phrase things differently. ‘​I hate to see a man hanged for it’ vs ‘love is love’ (via @aurpiment)

[anjing-jam]

You can research what people actually said in history!

In 1726, when William Brown was on trial for attempted sodomy in London, he didn't say "I was born this way", he said, "“I think there is no crime in making what use I please of my own body”.

In the 12th century, Hildegard of Bingen didn't say, "A woman can do anything a man can do!", she said, God created men and women with different humours and having too much of the male elements will throw society out of balance.

In the 1860s, Millicent Garrett Fawcett didn't say, "Women are just as smart as men", she said, Men get to vote no matter how dumb they are.

In the 1850s, William Craft didn't say, "Africans are just as smart as Europeans and it's bigoted to say otherwise", he said that Africans have thick skulls “to defend the brain from the tropical climate in which he lived. If God had not given them thick skulls their brains would probably have become very much like those of many scientific gentlemen of the present day”

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

nope sorry post is closed go home everyone.

[heyycallmered]

threatening to turn off reblogs and then letting us reblog anyway is kinda brat behavior.

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

am I that much of an open book