Hahaha you said Traps

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[animentality]

[charocaljuniper]

I got on one knee and all confident and she said “what are you doing?” And I got nervous and said “partners .. forever” in a southern accent and tipped a nonexistent cowboy hat 😭😭

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[lamaison]

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

[pusong-mangga]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hardrockerhippie]

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

[ekjohnston]

This is incredible.

[purpldology]

Do you think he got the job?

[owenhcrper]

So, just so I'm clear. You're asking me right now to give up my life. Project Hail Mary (2026)

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[n1-adora-fan]

Never change Brennan

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i really hate to say it but the sexiest thing a man can be is a fictional character in a weird scifi mega lockup maximum security situation where they have all kinds of bullshit on him and hes behind 12 proxies

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i dont think i can actually guess what Kung Fu Panda is about anymore despite my previous confidence.

[petvampire]

yuna hollander externally: okay yes, this was a surprise but I am very supportive! this is beautiful you two are in love okay

in her mind: if scott hunter gets pride deals before my gay sons I’m blowing him up from orbit

[orvillepeckspocketpussy]

catching up on Critical Role 4 and furiously tapping the sign

[soliddarrity]

Not to reinvent the wheel over here but humanity is sooo right about tea. It really is the perfect finnicky little thing to do. You can use it as an excuse to get up and transition to the next thing for yourself or with others; you can use tea as the centerpiece for socializing; you can use it as a meditative device or a comfort ritual or as medicine or to soothe pain or to set intentions or go to bed or to wake up. And most tea is pretty inexpensive, healthy and sometimes you can just harvest the ingredients yourself. And there's a set amount of time it takes to heat up the water and prepare your cup and let it steep, which is all part of a ritual that makes it fast but not instantaneous which is. Good.

[roastmortem]

professor + ryan bfu themed sesame street-style cartoon/spinoff show plz

[ruinedchildhood]

Bro switched to eco mode