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Hit me up boys 😇😇

My dick is poking through these shorts

Because I have no underwear on

#gpoy #gaycub #cute #gay #gayuk #fun #selfie #queer #booty #shorts #body #beard #mirror #bear #cub #chunky #brooding #thicc

tankaramo

14yo me, fully aware of the existence of bi women and lesbians: oh my god this girl is so cute i wish i was a guy so i could date her

14yo me: it really sucks being a straight girl lol

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me and my last brain cell back then:

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my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

big-gay-mike

Is your therapist washing you?

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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

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This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

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If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

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A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

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Very good very important addition

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Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

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I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.

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I want every Jewish person to be safe

cielseeker

I want every person to be safe

d0nkarnage

I want every Jewish person to be safe

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I want every single living creature to be safe.

intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv

I want every Jewish person to be safe AND I WANT EVERY NAZI, NAZI SYMPATHIZER, AND NAZI APOLOGIST TO BE EXTREMELY UNSAFE AT ALL TIMES

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castielsteenwolf

NO STOP IT

grungusdollar

I had an epiphany

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when youre both its out of control

tigerleggies-deactivated2019121

Not every day has been perfect, but the past few months have been incredible as I’ve jazz handed myself away from heterosexuality… thanks to everyone who has been there to support me, I’m finally feeling PROUD.