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[thebeautyofbigger]

DOUBLECREAM

[captainjaneways-bitch]

Weird showing up on your own dashboard.

[milfsisyphus]

[michaelgovehateblog]

Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

[generalelectionmusings]

[cephalopod-truther]

What an icon

[baddywronglegs]

So that's how one's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

And they're like "you splattered Farage"

[alex51324]

See, when your country has sensible gun laws, you can do this kind of thing to terrible politicians without instantly being shot.

[arinrowan]

So I hate facetime but have two small nephews who live very far away and wanted them to know who I was. So when second nephew was born, I started sending first nephew (4 years old) a postcard every week.

The content wasn't anything special. I made cookies, I saw this flower, my cats did this. He likes trucks and machinery so I scoured redbubble for anything related to machinery and got a giant batch of machine postcards. Whenever I traveled, I'd hunt down a postcard for him.

My second nephew turned four this year, and I started sending him postcards as well. Both of them like Pokemon now, so mostly it's been double Pokemon postcards every week. I don't hear much from them, or my sister, so I just generally hope they're enjoyed and try to remember to mail them before Sunday.

However. This week my mom informed me second nephew likes the postcards SO MUCH he brings them into daycare to show around. And when I shared that with my sister, she told me not only does he bring them into daycare, he sleeps with them at naptime.

The only higher honor would be for her to tell me he's eating them.

[captainjaneways-bitch]

lol lol lol "unlikely" it's really old from tumblr when you were about 200 pounds big boy ... let's see if you can remember lol ... wonder how long til your family sees them although they probably guessed you have a thing for gaining when you doubled your weight ...

Ohh it’s vintage then I see. Well enjoy it I guess. There will be plenty more belly videos from me in the future as I keep growing but none like the one you’re describing.

[captainjaneways-bitch]

I won’t tell you where because you would just report it lol. It’s videos from your private twitter (the gainer one) and a tumblr video you accidentally uploaded with your dick out if you remember.

The gainer video I believe. My dick out seems pretty unlikely tbh

[captainjaneways-bitch]

wow i saw a video of you on a porn site, very hot! when are you dropping the onlyfans big boy?

well now I wanna know what you've seen...

[swiftpolls]

what month were you born

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Voting ended onJun 20, 2024

[identifying-poll-distributions]

[ashstfu]

tiramisu am i right

[gerardpilled]

He deleted it so quickly but I need everyone to see this Chris Fleming video because it has fundamentally changed me

[soundcarvings]

tumblr is the only place that im honest, how do you tell your instagram followers that you just saw a bird that changed your life? they are soulless on that app, they dont give a fuck

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[nattousan]

idk man pastry chefs are their own brand of wizard what the hell

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

THE DOGS

[blackcherryblood]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

[dragonswithjetpacks]

MY DASH NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

[cactus-pat]

@jennhopkinsart

[thequeenofsastiel]

I feel like I might appreciate this in six months when it comes around my queue

[silvermizuki]

We’re all goin here right

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun

I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit

[teenslib]

I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren't competitive.

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.

"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!" She's the executive producer.

"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!" That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.

"I have to support the creators!" No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.

"But it was my childhood!" I don't care. I legitimately do not care.

I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.

[itsabear]

And also importantly

At all. No pirating to hate watch, no back water streaming site, no watch parties, No Hate Watching At All.

[broaderstrokes]

Thoughts on belly peeks through shirts?

Sometimes belly peek is even better than fully shirtless. It’s a fact.

[and-fishing-equipment]

FUCK your zodiac sign which force of nature are you married to

the sea

the mountains

the moon

the wind

the stars

the woods

the earth

fire

the sun

other (tags)

Voting ended onMar 23, 2024