Listen To The Pinkprint

Shows up an hour late with greggs I'm penny

[chubbygee]

Who tf am I

[chubbygee]

Honestly it baffles me that some people get into relationships and r good at the things they do

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Man: wyd 🍆😋 Me: ..realizing things

[meanplastic]

[chubbygee]

My iPhone 5 feels so tiny rn like iPhone 6 is only too big until oh get one.... Adapt to survive

[chubbygee]

Charged up my old phone so I could go on this blog again and talk into the abyss...... like the second someone likes me back they become unattractive I'm honestly impossible I'm gon be alone foreve r

[chubbygee]

Also rip to this blog cause tumblr won't let me log on anymore and I've got a new phone

[chubbygee]

I just want to be liked back!!! For once!!! Why is this so hard!!!

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[slowspinningredemption]

What do you like best about cats?

This is an oddly specific question but I have an extensive answer.

toe beans

the way that cats will do something dumb and then hope that you didn’t see and pretend that it totally didn’t happen

(the way that when you notice the thing they did, they’ll act offended)

the Liquid State aka, cat in a strangely shaped object not meant for a cat but they’re in there anyway

that little chirp thing they do when you gently touch them while they’re sleeping

head bumps

how outraged they are when you help them, even though they’re quite clearly trapped

when they curl up all tiny in a ball or in that loaf shape

“cat do not touch that thing” “…how bout I do a n y w a y”

how cats are secretly the neediest animals on the planet

when they just seem to know something’s bothering you and they cling to you all day and follow you around rubbing against your legs

when they meow at you so you meow back and they have a moment of “???” before meowing again, slowly, as though what you said made no sense and they’re trying to get you to elaborate

yawns. adorable and also kind of terrifying

constant defiance of physics

purring

how soft and cute they are

literally everything

[unionjackpillow]

@goalposthead

[chubbygee]

me: [touching my cat's small head] you are...alive. i am also alive. i do not know what this means. you are warm and small. you don't question your identity. you are alive and so am i.

cat: purrs softly and licks my hand

[bublog]

A BUB IN THE WILD!

[latadelixo]

[burgrs]

snorp

[iguanamouth]

[pokemoneggs-deactivated20150801]

high school musical 2s “I dont dance” is a metaphor for homosexuality/bisexuality and here’s why:

in the song, dancing (stereotypically associated with women and gay men) represents same-gender attraction and the more “masculine” sport, baseball, represents heterosexuality. Ryan tells chad “I’ll show you that it’s one and the same” - that being gay is as valid as being straight, and that it is nothing to be ashamed of. ryan is clearly proud of being able to dance

Ryan encourages chad to “swing like him”, bearing in mind ryan is strongly implied to be gay and the word swing is often used with regards to sexuality, ie “I don’t swing that way”

Chad displays a stereotypical masculine bravado, he is clearly trying to impress Ryan, he tells him “I’ve got what it takes… so you better spin that pitch you’re gonna throw me”, while reasserting his definite heterosexuality, he adds “I’ll show you how I swing”

Chad also implies that he experiences gay feelings but represses them. When ryan tells him “You’ll never know if you never try”, chad replies “there’s just one thing that stops me every time”. this shows his fear of social rejection and his own internalised homophobia

as the song progresses this becomes more obvious, chad goes from saying he “doesn’t” dance to saying he “can’t” even though it is clear that he is actually a good dancer while also being skilled at baseball

from this we can guess that chad is bisexual and that ryan is either bisexual or gay, though we can assume his preference lies with men at this point

on top of this there is the obvious underlying sexual tension running throughout the song. they switch between confrontational and flirty; there’s a lot of smiling and eyebrow waggling going on, and when they do dance they get all up in each others personal space

the song ends with ryan falling on top of chad. in the following scene, they are wearing each other’s clothes

[venusianbarbie]

THIS TEA!! THIS EXPOSÉ!!

[speedlimit15]

[nihilistic-bitch]

tfw ur mood plummets and u have nothing in particular to be upset about but at the same time everything is upsetting

[actionables]

life imitates art and vice versa

[aboundlesswombofcultivations]

The reason it reminds you of a Renaissance paintings is because of how the people’s gestures and gazes direct your eye between each other and ultimately toward the central motif of the Beib getting choked.

[noodledog]

It’s also the colour scheme and the lighting. The deep red and the pale greens, the lighting so dark that some figures are obscured but the others stand out with brighter lighting. Even the circular pattern in the back references halos or other decorative features meant to draw attention. 10/10 good Renaissance art.

And I enjoy the subject matter too.

[whatistimeeven]

And some of the hoodies and T shirts look like robes at first glance…?

[bibliofilariidae]

Malone, Post, and Justin Bieber. ‘Judas Gets His Ass Beat in the Club as Jesus Laughs.’ 2016. Phone Camera. Tumblr, The Club.