Tim... Why are you baring your teeth?

Christen, she/her, demisexual, pansexual.

[goalposthead-blog]

Foos were amazing!! And Rick Astley was there too?! ❤ @elrusse (at The O2)

[goalposthead-blog]

Ymous! What animal would make the worst person ? (as in if it was transformed or something. Not a horse Frankenstein)

Ooh.... it would be something like a llama because they spit when pissed off, they'd be awful drunk people. Or male lions because they kill other Lion's babies because they're not theirs. Female lions would be bad ass feminists though.

[goalposthead-blog]

Ymous! Who is the most distant relative of yours that you know of?

Yo! Oooh I don't know... I have cousins with babies... I've been trying to work out what they are to me... I believe first cousins once removed?... I think that's it

[goalposthead-blog]

Happy birthday!!

Thank you! Sorry I didn't answer yesterday on my birthday!

[butthorn]

[aceclubweekly]

You’re allowed to love your a-spec identity

[heroesoflightandshadow-deactiva]

everyone quick!!!! reblog this with your pet(s)’s name(s) in the tags

[orlandobloomers]

STEP 1) GET THAT $$ STEP 2) SPEND THAT $$  STEP 3) OWN 2 MUCH STUFF STEP 4) PUT IT IN A PILE STEP 5) RELAX

[wolfman-murphy]

r u a dragon?

[orlandobloomers]

STEP 6) DRAGON

[schazardous]

birbnana

chickita birbnana

[the-dalm]

!!!!

[alpacamyhedgehog]

@falconmemes have you seen this yet?

[falconmemes]

AHHHHHHHH

[akagif-y]

@actualbird

[beeshibe]

my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

[beeshibe]

she’s so pleased with her self

incredible

parents are weird 

[voidbat]

yeah but this is about as accurate as it gets.

you say “nail jello to a tree” and most people think jello all by itself.

but if you put any actual thought into what you’re doing and then give it just a little support

well gosh. look what happens.

please tell your mom good job.

[w0wls]

Cover your kids in plastic and watch them flourish

[pr1nceshawn]

Movie Scenes Inserted Into Real Life by François Dourlen.

[kotbonkers]

[srsfunny]

Western Pygmy Possum

[aardvarkist13]

Just because it can’t doesn’t mean it doesn’t want to …

[catsbeaversandducks]

Benny The Surrogate Cat Dad

Benny gets the most joy when his human mom brings home rescued kittens, so he can help look after them and show them the same love that he received when he was rescued. Whenever Ellen brings home an orphan baby (or a box of babies), Benny anticipates their arrival and is filled with excitement. He becomes their dedicated surrogate dad, and his fatherly instinct kicks in the moment he sees a kitten.

Photos by Ellen - Full Story on Love Meow

[nunyabizni]

OHHHHHHHHH My heart is full of feels

[theprettiestlamb]

@lovingnixon

[lostintheligh-t-deactivated2026]

[protagonistfinn-deactivated2018]

Totally Canon™ Couples that we were denied due to heteronormativity:

- woody and buzz

- timon and pumbaa

- baloo and bagheera

- the roman soldier and the cowboy from night at the museum

please feel free to reblog and add more obviously gay couples from children’s media

[thebearemoji]

Miguel and Tulio from road to eldorado

[14th-centuary-capitalism]

Jumba and Pleakley from Lilo & Stitch

[bisexualsaregreat]

Fact: bisexuals make up a majority of the LGBT population.

Fact: the majority of bisexuals are closeted.

Theory: If all bisexual people came out, straight people would no longer be the majority. 

[rachelcockspert-deactivated2021]

Do we really make up a majority? Cause the way we’re erased i had no idea. Like really. I thought we were in minority…

[bisexualsaregreat]

The Human Rights Commission of San Francisco released a groundbreaking report on Bisexual Invisibility in 2010 which revealed that, even though only 28% of bisexuals are out (compared to 71% of lesbians and 77% of gay men.) bisexuals out-number gays and lesbians combined, Many studies have followed which verify this data. 

[wearamaskcoward]

There’s also been several studies that have shown that a large percentage of millennials don’t consider themselves exclusively attracted to one gender

[antlerandbone]

Whaaaaat.