Everything is boring

Sleep, revive, repeat 🍓 Age 22

[revska]

💙🔥🦅

[valtsv]

*suddenly realizes i'm horrifically lonely and haven't done anything meaningful with my life and don't know what i can do to change that at this point while in the line at the grocery store*

[chubbymish]

So, I have this issue in which I have only had sex once in my lifetime, but I have read too many fanfics. Hence everytime I flirt with someone I play never have I ever and I tell them: "Never have I ever wore handcuffs" and they always say neither have they. So now I feel very frustrated because I need someone to at least tie me, not because I have tried it, but because I would like to, but it seems this is not a typical occurrence. And it seems I'm more kinky than I originally thought 😭😭😭

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

[taechnological]

WOW??

(cr.)

[saying]

[redrola]

[bob-belcher]

[laurents-laces]

Laurent: When you said you were “magic in bed” this isn’t what I was expecting

Damen: *looks up from kissing Laurent’s neck* What else could I have meant?

Laurent: *shoving his deck of cards under a pillow* I don’t know

Insp

[baracknobama]

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING

[jaredandjensen]

[x]

[unbotheredmuse]

[thefireandicequeen]

I need a guy that will treat me this right

[tarmairons]

THE UNTAMED— 1x33

[chubbymish]

life is not that cool tbh

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

[faggotsaint]

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

[an-art-blog-oh-ho]

Everyone who reblogs this before April 1st will get a personalised colour in their inbox based on the vibe I get from their blog

(no this isn't an April fools despite the date lmao, yes I will genuinely do one for everyone unlike some of these posts)