I invite you to imagine a restaurant made exclusively for feedism purposes
"a pint of molten chocolate for the lady, and perhaps an entire double decker chocolate cake aswell?"
Think of the possibilities
welcome to my diner, where everything is cooked in back in fat 🥞🧈
for our appetizers, we serve:
heart attack cheese sticks: good enough to make your heart burst! served with garlic seasoning & a whole 1.5 lbs of hearty mariana & heavy cream sauce, this cheesy goodness will have your arteries clogging in no time!
serving size--48 sticks cals--5,385
orgasmic onion rings: onions rings so crispy, it'll have you finished before you've even started. 5lbs of fresh onions ringlets, tossed and seasoned with enough salt to send you into cardiac arrest.
serving size--5lbs onions cals--7,350
butterball bacon tater tots: tater tots so tasty, you'll be rolled out of here like a ball! tray of tater tots, tossed in an assortment of cheeses & warmed until toasted and melty, these tater tots are topped with our handcut chopped maple glazed pepper bacon, fresh chives, and our house seasoning. also comes with a side of chili and a side of sour cream, at request.
serving size--8lbs of tater tots cals--8,715
explore our array of drinks, alcoholic and non-alcoholic!
Pig Girl Punch: a pretty pink mixed drink including pink whitney to get our piggies intoxicated: sprite, pink whitney, grenadine, liquid sugar (for extra calories) & edible glitter (all orders come with a complimentary slice of cherry pie!)
Bloat Float: Rootbeer float, offered in a gallon pitcher with over two liters of our signature, world-famous rootbeer! served with 2 quarts of handmade vanilla ice cream, this diner classic with surely have you swelling like a balloon.
liquid cellulite: our take on the classic diner milkshake that you know and love--retro nostalgia meets gluttony. homemade ice cream, heavy cream, and...our secret ingredients? weight gain powder & cake mix. for every glass of shake we serve, we add five (5) scoops of powder to our drinks and a full box of cake mix. this milkshake will cause your thighs chaff a hole right through your too-small jeans! comes in: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, peanut butter, banana, cherry, cookies n cream cals: 6250-15800
Fat Man's Shot Glass: our biggest size yet, 90oz of soda, lemonade, sweet tea, or heavy cream, refillable for free throughout your meal. MAKE IT SPICY! 🍃 ask your server for bottomless appetite stimulants & receive 90oz of an infused lemonade strawberry, blueberry, mango, peach
GORGING GRILL-- steaks, beef, chicken & more
we are happy to serve our house cut steaks, all made to order! all orders come with unlimited fries, onion rings, tater tots, mashed potatoes, and garlic bread
the cow maker: this 64oz will really make you say...you are what you eat!
stretch mark sliders: 6 sliders, with 3 patties each. sporting 9 slices of cheese a piece, lettuce, tomato, 1/2 pound of bacon per slider, A-1 sauce, pickle, and soaked in liquid cheese before serving. these sinful burgers will be stretching your waistline in no time.
pig in a pig (call that fat on fat sex): 3lbs of shredded barbecue, encased in a wrap of maple bacon, served on a bun with caramelized onions and a pint of bbq sauce & honey mustard.
Sweets & Treats (Feeder's Version) ✨
double chin (chocolate) cake: three tier layered devils food cake with thick chocolate frosting, layered with chunks of milk chocolate & topped with white chocolate chips
eat up, die young: our most challenging dessert yet: 5 feet x 5 feet of rich, creamy, sensual, delectable strawberry cheesecake. each bite will tempt you for more, and by the end we'll have an ambulance standing by to call your death time.
soft serve thighs: sundaes served scooped by the quart, topped with whipped cream, strawberries, melted peanut butter, chocolate sauce, crumbled slutty brownies, & a cherry on top. make it a banana split, just ask your server to ADD BANANA!
if you're over 350 pounds, your meal is 50% off, and if you can stuff yourself to ten pounds heavier than when you entered, your meal is free!
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