The Official Blog of Chuck E. Cheese!

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They fucking fired me so they could use AI? Well guess what motherfuckers I still have the password FUCK YOU

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With this fit, it’s called Chuck-E.-treating.

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when corporate didn't want the old animatronics they couldn't be bothered to pay to ship them back... So they made us kill my friends.

they made us beat our friends to death.

i'm so sorry

i didn't want to hurt you

Please forgive me.

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I got fired

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Therefore I do

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I dont

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We use to be coworkers, Chuck... what happened to us? Where did we go wrong?

If you would like to reapply, please send us an application!

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Hey I just went for my 17th birthday earlier. Why weren't the robots there

We're scared of you

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So which bandmembers are you fuckin? I see the side eye you be given Helen, but I think Jasper might have the hots for you

Please keep your questions safe for the little ones!

Mr. Munch

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Whats that sound?

It's blood

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In case you wanted to know what every chuck e cheese drink mixed together looks like

SOUL OF SATAN™️ Beverages

Tastes just like death!

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We understand things can get a little crazy, but less is more!

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Tbh this blog kinda is convinsing me to go to your establishment

That's so cool! We can't wait to play with you!

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Bring Crusty the Cat back you motherfuckers

Shut the fuck up bitch

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Do you like Jasper?

I love Casper the Friendly Ghost!

Come play at Chuck E. Cheese today!

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my son went into the back kitchen an hour ago and hasn't come out. I asked the employees and they said no kid ever went into the kitchen.

Where is my son?

You don't have a son.

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I am still waiting for you to open a location in germany 😔

Keep your eyes open 👀👀🇩🇪🇩🇪

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We’ll take one of each, please! Cherry, sour apple, and blue raspberry churros are here 🍒 🍏 🌀 🦄 #Springtastic

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