Chung’s Place

"It's not that I support fascism or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself." -Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

[chungster2605]

What I’d Imagine The Karasuno Lads would be like at a team movie night

Hinata

The little ginge would probably bounce out of his chair in excitement to get to see a movie, I imagine that he’s not very pop culture savvy though, he literally lives on a hill. In the middle of no where. Cult classic? What’s that? I know that he probably would cry when a dog dies in a movie. Big ol softie. I also feel like he loves action, he probably has recreated a scene from Die Hard with Noya at least once.

Kageyama

He either knows like one movie, or like one hundred. No in between. He probably acts like he hates romance, but he secretly has a collection of all of the old rom coms from the nineties. He is very intensely focused during the movie. He will not hesitate to smack you if you talk during a movie. So either, shut up, or learn to duck.

Daichi

He probably loves buddy cop comedies like Lethal Weapon, 21 Jumpstreet, Rush Hour, Starsky and Hutch, etc. He also probably leans side to side in the get away driving scenes like he’s in the car. He definitely doesn’t know all the lines to Taken. He definitely hasn’t said over the phone “I will find you and I will kill you” to the freshman when they were being nuisances. Of course not!

Suga

Suga probably honestly likes Horror. It’s always the sweet people who love blood baths. But instead of being afraid, he’s the type of person to watch and point out all the flaws in the movie. “That’s not what would happen if you got stabbed there.” “No sane person would do that.” “Blood doesn’t look like that.” It really makes the movie a lot less frightening when someone dogs on how terrible the special effects are.

Noya

He acts like he loves Horror, but he secretly loves chick-flicks. Something about the perseverance of love of all else really gets him going. Also, Noya also hates being jump scared, so he’s always terrified during those movies, but he tries his best to look MACHO! Tanaka definitely watches movies with him and cuts the lights out and scares him.

Tanaka

He’s like Noya in that he religiously watches chick-flicks, but he does it to try and impress Kiyoko, that’s how Noya tricks him into watching them with him. But eventually, it was less about getting the girl and more about the charming smile of the sexy cowboy… what a man…

[chungster2605]

What I think the Haikyuu boys would listen to pregame but like canon and not how everyone wants them to be:

Karasuno: Seems like pop music and total memes like WATchU Kno Bout RoLLing DoWn in the DeEp would be their bread and butter. Tanaka and Noya really carried the playlist but Hinata actually added a few as well. He added the all time great, beloved, Call Me Maybe. They actually get down to the music as well. Like embarrassingly hard.

Fukurodani: I’m feeling some EDM I don’t know, just feels right. Like Bokuto would just start doing the most pulling out like the sprinkler and all that jazz and the rest of them watch in awe and disgust until Akaashi manages to make him stop.

Nekoma: Rap, like old rap. NWA, Pac, Biggie, all of those obit hits. I feel like Kuroo likes old rap he just gives me that energy. They all can get down actually. Kenma got brainwashed and is now converted into liking it but he used to hate rap. Big character development. I like to imagine them walking up to Straight Outta Compton or the Bad Boys theme

Johzenji: They are blasting the loudest and most explicit music they can find and just screaming to the lyrics throughout warm ups. CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN…. Like that. It’s a sight to behold.

Shiritorizawa: lol Anime ops. Jkjk Tendou definitely snuck like Silhouette from Naruto in though or something like it. Heavy guitar and bass music rap and rock. Only the oldies, Ushijima is an old soul. Jk he just is an old man at heart and says that back in the day the music was better, hEs so QuIrky. Can’t fault him though, the man likes classics. Think Seven Nation Army and Enter Sandman.

Seijoh: A literal hodgepodge, old Nick theme songs like the Drake and Josh and iCarly theme LMFAO THE VEGGIE TALES THEME FOR KINDAICHI ,( from the legends Hanimaki and Matsukawa) more older music(thanks Iwa), old and new pop, especially T Swizzle, (from his highness himself) really aggressive rap music from a certain angry puppy, they have a great time though.

Inarizaki: Atsumu really likes country music but Osamu really hates it but likes new rap music, which Atsumu hates in turn so there is a power struggle there. Aran doesn’t really care too too much and Suna is just amused by the screaming matches the two have, Kita ends up putting on a like a generic one that has a bunch of old hits from like 2014 and the team is happy enough with that. Side note: the team jams hard to Thrift shop is the teams jam and they go full out to it with Suna videoing it all.

[chungster2605]

How I imagine the haikyuu boys would fight or if I think they could (don’t question it, I saw a TikTok):

Hinata: lots of kicks honestly, the boy has combos though, hinata is a pacifist though, but if it came down to it, I think hinata has the potential to beat some ass. But like he’s not overly strong so there are no big hits. 6.5/10 in the do they have hands scale.

Kageyama: I don’t think he’s a great fighter after the first blow, hinata kind of has the reflex thing, but Kageyama is a monster volleyball player; hinata is a monster athlete. He could slap the shit out of you, but I don’t know if he’s whooping ass. 4.5/10.

Tsukki: Never has got in a fight, honestly… I can see him having hands, he’d analyze their mojo or whatever and like taunt and get a good ol one and done, night night punch in. 7.5/10

Yamaguchi: Only if they insult Tsukki or someone important, he won’t kick ass for himself. Aggressive, very slappy. He just starts swinging his arms and surprisingly makes contact. 7/10

Suga: He decks people and punches their lights out. He doesn’t box or mess around; they just straight up get decked and beat the frick up. 9/10

Daichi: don’t mess with him. At this point, call him night quill, because he’ll put you to sleep with ease. 11/10 don’t try to run hands with him unless you are elite

Tanaka: I think he can curbstomp people; him and Noya are pros at jumping people. I mean if the shoe fits I guess, he’s not better than hinata, but enthusiasm makes up for lack of skill. If he gets you to the ground you’re done. Again the tag team with Noya is elite. Mostly punches, not many kicks. 5.5/10

Noya: Aboslute wild card, you really never know what he’s going to do, he’s really doing they most. Biting scratching spitting, are all on the table. Expect some shin kicks. Him and the Tanaka duo is unstoppable. 6/10

Coach Ukai: Bet you didn’t expect his name huh? Well guess what? He’s running the whole show. Man has hands, feet, you name it, he can kick ass with it. Honestly the epitome of badass. 100/10

Kuroo: I don’t think he has hands… well I mean, maybe… he’s pretty smart… I guess he could like Matrix out of the way of punches, but like… he’s so gangly… I guess longer arms mean longer reach… so I think he’d be a better Tsukki, I take back my gut statement. But I still think that Daichi will humble the both of them at the same time. 8/10

Kenma: Feral when the situation calls for it, like Noya, but less energetic. Don’t fight Kenma. 7.5/10 but he will whoop anyone on this list, don’t get it twisted. If he’s mad enough to fight, noting can stop him

Bokuto: Do you really need to ask? Of course he has hand. My guy is built like a train. He’s not as slick with it as Daichi, who just straight up puts you to sleep, but if and when he lands a hit, even if you don’t take a quick snooze from it, unless you a feral Kenma, you are most likely out of commission. 9/10

Akaashi: I—- I want to say that he’s like a better kageyama, but something tells me that he has no reserves when he fights, that little bit of snark he has takes over his soul and he just beats on the other person. Pure rage once someone tries to fight. After kicking some bootay, he will straighten up his tie and walk away like nothing happened. 10/10

Tendo: He’s actually deranged. Of course he can fight. Black Air Force energy. You hit him and he asks for another. He starts fight for fun. 9/10

Ushijima: One Punch. South Paw. That’s it. When this man slaps the soul out of your body, he will hit you so hard that you actually open a rift and time and when you reach your destination, you end up 300 years in the past. That’s how hard he will rock your shit. Just pray that he puts you to sleep on contact. He’ll apologize afterwards though. 12/10

Oikawa: Very slappy, he hits freaking hard though. 7.5/10

Iwaizumi: Has been around the block a few times if you know what I mean. Has power and experience, not a lot of people can beat him. Seasoned fighter, lots of punches, practically a boxer 8.5/ 10

Johzenji High: they as a group just jump people. They can’t fight for shit, but they team up and take people down. 7/10 as a unit 2/10 for individual skill.

[daenerys-targaryen]

y’all have any obscure fears? I don’t mean spiders or heights I mean like WEIRD shit

[chungster2605]

Mushrooms.

[chungster2605]

I’m so scared right now, I stole my brothers candy and I’ll have to pay the price now. The door is locked but I’ll eventually have to come out. My future is looking grim. Let’s hope I live to see another day. Wish me luck, friends.

[chungster2605]

Naruto: Revenge of the Ramen

Just for the lols, the entire thing just came to me. 

Kakashi was scared for his life. Like actually terrified. He had never been this scared. Not even when the Kyuubi attacked the Hidden Leaf.  He scrambled to throw all of his belongings in a bag before he got there.

Kakashi shuddered at the thought. Then the worst possible thing happened. He heard a voice calling him.

“Kakashi-senseiiiii,” The voice called out, a familiar raspy one at that. (One that sounded suspiciously like Principal Perry from Lab Rats)

Kakashi decided that what he had was enough and decided to flee his house, backpack in hand. As he sprinted for his life, feeling imminent death chasing him, Kakashi ran into Gai.

“Ohohoh! My eternal rival! Kakashi! I have a youthful challenge for you-” But Kakashi interrupted.

“Gai, now is not a good time, I need to leave and kay low for a few weeks, don’t look for me.”

Gai looked concerned.

“What is the matter, my eternal rival?”

Kakashi glanced over his shoulder and quickly muttered to Gai, “ I accidentally knocked over a bowl of Naruto’s ramen.”

Gai’s face paled. He knew the stakes of what had just happened. The cheerful, joyus blonde became a weapon of destruction when it came to his ramen.

They had learned that lesson the hard way.

Flashback.

“Naruto, you need to cut back on the ramen, it’s not good for you.” Kakashi scolded Naruto.

Naruto whined, “But Kakashi-sensei! Ramen is so goooodddd! I could never stop eating it! It’s like a betrayal to who I am!”

Kakashi, being fed-up with that type of response, quickly tried to take Naruto’s ramen.

Suddenly, a hand shot out.

“What are you doing.” Naruto’s eyes glowed red.

Kakashi felt a chill go down his spine.

“Um… nothing…” He suddenly remembered who the boy’s parents were.

Present

Kakashi knew he needed to leave, as he turned on his heel to go, a hand grabbed his wrist.

With cold sweat trickling down his back, Kakashi turned around to see a particularly angry Uzumaki boy glaring at him.

He tried to get out of there, but Naruto’s grip was like iron.

“Um- Hey there, Naruto…. Do you.. Uh… need… anything?” Kakashi got out, his face dripping with sweat.

“Ramen…. YOU KILLED MY RAMEN!” Naruto roared at Kakashi.

Kakashi was entering full panic mode.

“I’m sorry..?” He tried to reason with him.

“MY RAMMENNN!” A fist slammed into Kakashi.

Kakashi grunted at the force behind it.

Suddenly, he heard a familiar whooshing noise.

A rasenshuriken.

Kakashi needed to think fast.

“WAIT! NARUTO!”

The boy paused for a moment, still seeming to hear reason.

Oh thank god. Kakashi thought.

“I’ll buy you all the ramen you want. Just say the word.”

It was like a light switch went off in Naruto’s head.

“Really? Thanks, Kakashi-sensei!”

Kakashi sweatdropped. He could practically feel his pockets draining.

At least he was alive...

Hey you read the entire thing? Awesome! lol I either don’t write or I write a bunch of things. Story of my life I guess. 

[chungster2605]

Restless Nights

Lol I kind of misinterpreted what @mercxrial asked me to write, so we got this. I hope it doesn’t suck too much. 

Manon heard a thump outside her window, she brushed it off as the wind until she heard another, then another.

Thump, Thump, Thump

She was starting to get irritated so she got to her feet and opened the window to see what was causing the noise.

What she didn’t expect was to get drilled in the face by a snowball. Then she heard some sniggering. Manon glared down at the person and saw that the queen of Terrasen, Aelin, was outside her window.

Manon slammed the window shut and marched down the stairs to find  the queen outside her door with no one around her, not even Rowan. She came by herself.

“What do you want?” Manon asked grumpily, not happy about getting hit in the face. Aeling just laughed.

“That’s no way to address a queen, now is it?” Aeling asked, smirking. Manon just continued with her deadpan expression until Aelin got bored of standing in silence and said, “Wanna go mess with King Havilliard?”

Manon pretended to think for a few seconds.

“What kind of question is that? Of course I want to mess with His Highness.”

“I knew you were the woman to go to for this.”

Manon just smirked.

“What’s the plan?”

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Manon cackled. She liked this plan, she loved making things hard for Dorian.

The plan was to, every night just as Dorian goes to sleep, hide an alarm in his chambers, just loud enough to wake him up, but quiet enough that it is really hard to find.

Aelin said Rowan was taking care of things at her Kingdom and she just needed some time off. Well, Manon supposed that screwing with Dorian was one way to do it.

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Dorian woke up in a haze, he could hear an alarm faintly going off, his senses were trained enough to rouse him from his sleep because of it. He knew that he wouldn’t be getting back to sleep before the alarm was turned off.

He practically turned his entire chamber upside down looking for the stupid thing, tilting his head up to pray for mercy, he saw something on his ceiling.

Standing on a stool, Dorian grabbed the little device off of the ceiling and a tick mark grew on his forehead.

Well, at least he could sleep well.

Dorian finally closed his eyes and drifted off to sleep, only to hear another alarm. His own.

Growling as he got to his feet, Dorian got ready for the day.

Day after day, Dorian was disrupted by this alarm, one day, as he was practically asleep in his throne, a pair of visitors were announced.

The cloaked figures presented themselves.

Finally, after some muffled laughter, a very familiar voice rang out.

“You’re looking tired, Your Majesty.”

More laughing ensued. This time Dorian grumbled in response.

“Aelin. Manon. What. Do. You. Want.” Dorian seethed. Knowing that something fishy was going on.

“My, my someone is grumpy today!” Aelin taunted, teasing the tired king.

“Maybe this ought to perk you up.” Manon reached into her pocket and fumbled around a bit.

A very familiar sound rang out. The alarm. Dorian wanted to cry at the sound that was practically torture to him.

“Come on. Make it stop.” He practically whimpered. His achilles heel was found out and exploited.

The evil cackles of the women echoed in the halls, their evil ministrations going on for a few minutes before eventually, Aelin finally said, “Keys. Now.”

Dorian, after a second's hesitation, threw the keys to the candy stash to Dorian.

The sound of the alarm finally stopped.

Dorian sagged into his throne.

Aelin whooped as she declared her delight at the free reign over the candy in Dorian’s stash. He always had the good stuff.

Aelin was in it for the chocolate, and Manon was in it to mess with people. Separate they were dangerous, but together, they were unstoppable.

Congrats, you made it to the end. I hope you liked it. Lol, was it trash? 

[chungster2605]

Yo

Lowkey I feel like writing something.... Would you guys, literally anyone, give me something to write about? I have my own ideas but writing short stories for other people sounds fun. If you ask me for a fanfic with you and a character you like maybe I’ll do it (you have to say the fandom though)... If I don’t chicken out lol, jkjk but seriously please give me a sense of purpose please my phone broke and I’m desperate for entertainment. According to science this would be a mutualist relationship. I think. I was sleeping during that class. Even if I haven’t watched the show, I have wiki, I will literally wing it for you and hope for the best. 

Yeet,

Me

[harububa]

Let’s rock! (It was so hard to get the guitar right arghh)

[purgefails]

Your blog was hacked: what to do?

If you see weird pics of ladies with dubious links posted on your blog out of the blue, here’s a step by step way of stopping this and preventing it from happening again that I think might work.

Important : this only works if you can still access your blog!

Changing your password is important, but it won’t do you any good if your hacker still has an opened session on your blog and can still access it. So the first thing you wanna do is close your hacker’s session.

For that you need to go in your blog’s settings:

On the new page opened, scroll all the way down. There, you can see something called “Active Sessions“. The first and oldest one (”current session” in green) should be yours, the new one should be the hacker’s session. To close your hacker’s session, click the gray X next to it.

Now that their session is closed, they can’t access your blog anymore unless they enter the password again.

So don’t lose time, go all the way back up and change your password immediately. Make also sure your hacker didn’t change your email address.

Now you should be safe from your hacker. But it won’t prevent you from getting hacked again.

If you really want to be safe from hackers, you should turn on the “Two-factor authentification” option (on the same page).

It requires you to enter your phone number, which is a bummer. But if it’s turned on, everytime you wanna log on (so not if your session is already opened, but only if you log off and try to log on again), it will send a code on your phone that you’ll have to enter (in addition to having a password).

That way if someone tries to hack you again, even if they get your password right, they won’t be able to enter your blog without having that code.

There it is. I hope it will help some of you, since I see more and more people noticing blogs being hacked

[white-bouquet]

with light about the massive wave of bot-hacking i’m seeing, please do this and keep your blog and all of your personal information secure!

[princessnijireiki]

Relevant again in wake of the new round of “Ray-Ban sale” hacks.

[aadyeah]

IMPORTANT!

[afronerdism]

Honestly, turn on 2 factor for literally everything. Your email, and all your socials.

[introvertbard]

Oh, this explains the fucking ray-ban sale messages I’ve been getting! Using this asap.

[growasmileforawhile-deactivated]

[imm0bulus-blog]

I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I can’t even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out

I don’t care if this makes your dash look ‘ugly’, no matter what type of blog you have you should reblog it.

[gr9--gatsby]

If you can’t reblog this, I pity you as a human being.

[sockiepie-deactivated20170426]

;~;

[ask-doctor-jadusable-deactivate]

[papi-chulo-bucky]

This is honestly soul crushing. People who send hate like this have dog shit for souls.

[freakingmyselfout]

I don’t understand how heartless someone can be for sending something like that. If they want the thrill of changing something for someone, tell them what you like about them and watch how different they become from it.

[shieldherostuffs]

I just… How? How can people do this to another person?! I’m so disgusted! How can people be heartless enough to downgrade other people?! And the fact that all of them are Anons doesn’t help one bit! Just Why!?

[rip-paramour]

If you’ve ever sent an anon asking someone to kill themself you have no place on my blog

[kassies-take]

Just because you have the “anon” you think it is okay to say these things. Obviously you don’t think it is…you straight up had to put “anon”.

[agentmaxa]

Manipulated someone into killing themselves is one of the sickest things someone could do. It’s disgusting how this monster hid behind not only their screen but as an anonymous account.

As sad as suicide is, at least in my mind, they die with more dignity than these monsters will ever have.

[leoninekelter]

Half the time I’m afraid Tumblr will glitch and the anon won’t work how are assholes so confident in their ability to be shit

[chungster2605]

Driver Picks The Music, Shotgun Shuts His Cake Hole😈 by A.C

Playlist · 37 Songs

For the Dean lovers out there...

[naught-but-a-delusion-deactivat]

I need somethin' to keep me accountable for my own survival. So, as much as this post hurts to make, I have to do it if want to survive. Every note that this post gets is another day that I'll force myself to stay alive. As much as it will hurt to keep livin', other people need me to do it.

For future reference, today is 25/5/20. I trust that you all will hold me to this.

[the-one-and-only-allium]

@enraged-chihuahua @existential-pasta @romeo-appreciation-squad @theunluckyturtle @undervaluedagent @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife @iwishiwaspartypoisonssidekick @im-aiden @official-lucifers-child @pandora-arodnap @a-nice-tea-time @adultkiddo @sxft-bxy-mlm @definitely-a-living-human @gayandachildofgerardway @kai-the-fabulous-mistake @kai-the-fabulous-mistake @k1nkyinkyboo @laughuntilourribsgettough @lunalightdraws84 @cheerful-blu @bitchass-slytherin-snakery @nonbinaryvulcan @mimsidoodles

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DONT WANT THIS PERSON TO DIE

[the-one-and-only-allium]

IF I DONT SEE EVERY SINGLE FOLLOWER I HAVE REBLOG THIS

[the-one-and-only-allium]

@thatsmollfluff @microwaved-cheese-sandwich

PLEASE

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

@child-of-the-wild-woods @thatspectacularpigeon @midnight-spectrum-again @thehugwizard @baphomet-official @thoughtsfromataco @leg-stealing-bee @turning-darkness-to-light Boost please!!!

[booskit]

@therandomninjakitty @theotherendcomics @the-sunflower-one @totally-correct-mha @this-bunny-hates-you @whitenailpolished @eeveemation-studios-main @incorrect-cult @incorrect-cyana-quotes @pukicho @pmseymourva @pi-number @area51-narutorun @shitthehousessay @depressedqueerphan @hero-quotes-but-not-really @just-kee-pls @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @violentvioletone @bnhacomics @mimesatwork @maple0bwawe

I just went through every letter in my keyboard, tagging everyone that showed up. Shame on you if you don't reblog, we're gonna keep this beautiful human alive

[hatsukeii]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE OI NO ONE IS DYING ON MY WATCH NU UH

[chungster2605]

No ones dying on my watch!

[chungster2605]

Tessa when Will walks in to her room in the Dark Sisters House.

[ultrafacts]

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

[just-the-way-youre-not-blog]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[keeping-up-with-the-jenners]

Reblogging because I care about you guys

[bonnieblue85]

Important

[ladyofthefanart]

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want. 

[spsyched]

Everyone should reblog this!

[mizukiinozomii-blog]

Very useful.

[hopefortheflowersss]

To that last one that shit is NO JOKE

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Boasting the FUCK out of this

[chungster2605]

This is so important for everyone to know. Everyone need to be educated on these topics!

[chungster2605]

‎Summer Songs by A.C

‎Playlist · 48 Songs

Summertime Jams