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Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
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will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.

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@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@church-bread-official
Hi! The person running this account is a founder of Church Bread. This founder uses any pronouns. We have extensive Lore dispite it being a joke religion. Ask us anything and we probably have an answer!
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I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????
....you can acquire yeast FROM THE AIR.
If you want to make sourdough started from scratch, the process is 'mix water, flour, and maybe sugar if you've got it, then WHIP IN AS MUCH AIR AS YOU CAN' and let it sit. And this works. Because there's yeast there. In the air.
Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.
You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.
[Image ID: Tweet from milk (@/ dasani_bottle) on 4/27/20 edited to read: you are not alone. theres yeasts /End ID]
Sir a croissant escaped
red mackerel tabby
vampire at the 7-11: hey why does the slurpee machine have 5 flavor listed but theres only cherry and blueberry in all 5 machines
large breasted 7-11 employee: hey are you dracula
you think this was posted before or after charlie squirt was sniped
hey guys im doing agaaain
lets make a sandwich, ill go first
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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
Question.
Iâve rebogged bread.
I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.
Where, where have you been sending it?!
I love how there are more reblogs than likes
This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.
they would now be entering the 7th grade btw
Bread baking stimboard
đ Cook As You Feel It on IG
Major human pastimes:
frying dough
classifying things and then arguing about the classifications
The modern approach is to combine dough and disputable classification, though:
Nazari, V., Pasqualone, A., Pieroni, A., Todisco, V., Belardinelli, S., Pievani, T. (2024) Evolution of the Italian pasta ripiena: the first steps toward a scientific classification. Discover Food 4, 57. DOI: 10.1007/s44187-024-00136-1
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beware of bread...
Why's that, lovely?
@evil-bread-offical
Hehe im not THAT bad, i just mold people's food..
slow days at gutiokipanja
What happens when you give Dingo Snipes a loaf of bread?
WHAT KIND OF CAT ARE YOU??
version 2! I know this one wonât blow up like the other one, but I felt like drawing more cats :3
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This art is free for personal use btw, as long as you credit me :3
I need all of the gimic blogs to rb this is I can follow you!!!!
god there are a lot of yall
You get a Golden Grey Mullet
Chelon auratus
do ya got any bread? we point out bread. we can't gimmick without bread
remember the time you made instant spoiled milk? do you think the fact i turned cheese back into curds once makes me a less or more shitty alchemist than you?
We'll have to settle this by seeing which one of us is the first to figure out how to unbake a loaf of bread.
hey wait go back did they say they were going to unbake bread? lets not do that-
trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.
we need him more than ever before
#i'm telling you people do not realize how much 'cringy' atheist stuff#is a direct response to religion being forced into every aspect of society#we need him BACK#atheism#<- prev
hey guys as one of the two cofounders of church bread this founder would like to say that people will likely stop trying to get you into their religion stuff if you just act insanely obsessed with bread in a cult like fashion. we do that. it might work this founder doesn't know we aren't good at social cues-
drawing tenna every week until deltarune chapter 5 comes out
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