Church of Shrek

Welcome to the National Church of Shrek. This is where we devote ourselves completely to the Ogrelord and give our love to Him entirely. All are welcome. None will leave. -Donkey-45.6-"Thou who enters the swamp, shalt not leave the swamp without muddy...

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why nicholas, why?

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Today in my biology lab we had to look at ONION cells under a microscope by peeling a thin layer off. Layers, onions....he was there....i could sense it....

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Tag yourself I’m Fuckwad

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the only music i’ll play at my wedding

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one more valentine for your lovers 

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repost if shrek is your lord and savior and you are not afraid to say it

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ATTENTION CHILDREN

PRACTICE YOUR DENTAL WORK AT AN EARLY AGE!

PREPARE FOR YOUR LIFE OF DENTISTRY!

DISCOVER METH MOUTH IN YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR-SHREK!

COME ON NOW KIDS. ITS NEVER TOO EARLY TO THINK ABOUT YOUR DEGREE

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I was a young boy...just slightly above my fetus years...

I am pushed into the local Walmart in my Graco and am completely flabbergasted by the first thing that my recently developed pea sized brain can focus on...its...Shrek. The Movie. But.. how could it be? I thought he was just a dream? The god of all gods that visited me in my sleep. But he was alive, and in film! I scream and twitch madly until my birth giver finally purchases the movie. It is love at first sight. I was so enlightened by the box that i completely forgot there was a movie inside. My sperm donor put the dvd in the dvd player, and I watched him come to life....My lord..My savior...Shrek...

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some valentines for your loved ones <3

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shrek flicks n chill

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Quote

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Jingle bells

My butt smells

Shrek 

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Working

be cashiering at target.

person buys shrek the halls movie.

looks person in eyes.

instantly connects.

fellow brogre at last.

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So yesterday at Walmart......

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I asked my mom if we could go to Orlando because Of Shrek's ride,,, I wanted to buy all the merchandise, she said no....died inside