It's All Ogre Now

Tall. Handsome. Fierce. Green. You know who he is. Shrek, our ogrelord. Enjoy this blog full of magic and all of your fantasies. (Submissions are currently OPEN) <\/script>');

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imagine shrek fusing with fiona to become a giant ogre

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imagine shrek lighting a candle and letting the hot wax drip onto his giant nipples

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I came

💦💦

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Imagine Shrek being a helper character in Onegai My Melody.

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How about this: SHREKflix and chill?

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This blog is the best thing I've ever seem

💚💚💚

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I will never get married cuz i cant marry fictional characters and that means i will never be able to marry shrek and be his waifu

you can always just marry a shrek body pillow

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Thank you for doing the ogrelord's work here on earth

😉👉👉

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Imagine shrek as every bird from Birdemic : Shock and Terror

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Shrek is love shrek is life

2 tru

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Imagine shrek putting it in you but it's so big it kills but you take it anyways because you know there will never be better dick

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there is no best shrek movie. all of them were just part of the story of our ogrelord, and all of them are equally as good because of this. puss in boots was decent tho [its technically a shrek movie] because it has no shrek in it. if they do put shrek in the next one however it will be amazing. even if just a small cameo.

dam..... u right................

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imagine shrek voting for bernie sanders because he actually cares about the future of america

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imagine shrek wiping his ass with donald trump’s nasty toupée

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imagine shrek as the final boss in undertale

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imagine shrek as the referee for the puppy bowl

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imagine shrek beating his meat in your kitchen