Clown's crown

Clown's greatest misery

[chxosclown]

@floralcetra​​ bought a ticket to the show!

“Hmmm, you don’t have the PUNCH quite yet, but the TECHNIQUE, oooh, what a beauty I have encountered! Mind if I took a PICTURE?” Kefka had nothing fun to do. Kefka was very bored when he had nothing to do. A bored Kefka often leads to the most unpredictable ways he could approach anyone around him. And Aerith, I am sad to announce that you get to the victim of his weirdness in this fine evening! Although seems to be this one has nothing to do with violence, for once. A Jester merely pacing around the female, smile widening, giggles filling the air. He was actually seriously intending to take a picture right now.

[chxosclown]

@queen-of-this-eternal-night​ bought a ticket to the show!

A rose is presented to the lady, its stem being held by the long, elegant fingers tipped with colourful claw-like nails. The Green pools of mischief watch the other figure with curiosity, as the man bows slightly as he extends his hand with the flower in it. A silent greeting, a sudden greeting. This clown tended to appear practically out of nowhere, after all. The clown giggles, lips spreading in a smile, making the one made out of grim seem oh so wider. 

“Hello there PRINCESS. What a lovely sight for this HUMBLE jester! May I find your interest for a bit of your time?” The clown giggles yet again. His voice is jovial, high dropping to a surprising depth at the end of the sentence. What a weird introduction, one might say. Well, whoever said that had never seen Kefka before. 

[chxosclown]

@fclsusrex​ bought a ticket to the show!

“There is always a TIME, always a PLACE. Where are YOURS?” Talking in riddles. Seems rather appropriate.

[coxgitando]

Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

[chxosclown]

@cajunspoons​ bought a ticket to the show!

“Well, aren’t YOU an unexpected guest. What a CURIOUS sight.” 

[chxosclown]

@delicteflowr​ bought a ticket to the show!

“What a LOVELY surprise! What shall this humble Jester do for thy UNEARTHLY beauty?” Nevermind the surprise. What he was doing in the middle of a battlefield was still under question. Was he lost? That’s is quite the stretch. Losing oneself in the middle of battle can never occur quite like that’ 

[chxosclown]

halfgrimm‌:

                ❝   don’t give it to me easy , i like a little challenge . winning feels better when you take a little damage .   ❞

                                           ———————————                                                                         @chxosclown​ liked ( x )                                                                                 ongoing thing.

Giggles fill the air, as the clown bounces from one side to another. Seemingly having no weight to speak of, floating in the air without much of a sound, the design of a clown meant to bring joy, radiated low, threatening energy of beast ready to prowl. 

“so AGRESSIVE, so ASSERTIVE. A maiden with the side of a monster. Do go easy on the jester such as MYSELF, for I am but a humble Joke.” A joke of a god, leaving behind only chaos. He claps, spreading his hands. Magic filling the air as he stands. Ice, fire, electricity too. What a joke, truly. A powerful mage is but only a Clown. He simply came to test the girl. After what that Queen of Darkness told him.

[chxosclown]

@ndeavor​ bought a ticket to the show!

“Well well WELL! Look who it is! An old pal, an ancient FLING!” Regardless of how the other might feel about the issue of dealing with this mad jester that decided to pop up, as per usual, basically out of nowhere, the clown didn’t seem to be hostile this time around. Quite honestly, he was just as much on the end of the attacks of...whatever decided to assault Cloud and was just as successfully striking quick lightning bolts at them. 

“Aren’t we just in a PICKLE in this fine evening? Or whatever it is currently around this place, hahahaha.” The jester attacked another mindless monster floating closer to the swordsman. Enemy of my enemy is my friend or something? Might be useful for once

[chxosclown]

I will do the starters tomorrow but like. Man.

Would anyone ship with this chaotic bastard? I am just big think

[chxosclown]

That feeling when I log onto the account at three am in the morning and the first post I see around is how good Robin is with strap on. And remember it’s technically still sinday for most around here. 

What a day. 

[chxosclown]

I woke up in the middle of the goddamn night burning wuth desire soo

Starter Call

[chxosclown]

@ruledgrimm For a sudden random thing!

“Oya Oya? Well well WELL I feel like absolute SHIT.” The man slowly floated, sitting down on the air around. He smelled the air. A change. A fundamental change. Chaos, nothing seemed to be quite the same since he last saw the world. Head hurts, memories jumbled, slowly returning to their full capacity. Memories. What happened. Why is he here? No, something happened. He remembered. 

Gods. Sealed him. Suddenly. The Gods! He doesn’t feel them anymore. Did someone kill the bastards? Did something happen otherwise? What is the meaning of this? The deep eyes move around as he tries to understand his new surroundings. Until he finally finds a figure coated in darkness. An overwhelming sense of dread. For someone that wasn’t him, it would bring fear. He only smiled in bliss, feeling the energy tearing apart the surrounding air, what pleasant chaos! 

“What a pleasant sight for my sore eyes! DARKNESS turned to beauty! And what may this unfortunate Jester do for such an INTIMIDATING looking lady such as yourself?” Voice annoyingly changing it’s pace and depth in the middle of the phrases, as he cartoonishly bowed, still suspended in the air. Although he acted outlandishly, there was no doubt that he could pose a sizable threat, regardless of how he looks. 

[chxosclown]

“Hahah. It’s certainly been a while! What a lovely day to come back! I am oh so DELIGHTED to see...well whoever is left.”

[chxosclown]

Self-promo

Hey! Do you like clowns? Do you enjoy being frozen to death while also hearing some shitty puns? Would you like to have a chat with an annoying, but somewhat charismatic MAGICAL clown? Well, you have come to the right place! for this is a blog made for Kefka Palazzo! The infamous magitek knight that wanted to destroy everything! (and almost succeeding!). He is cruel, he is childish, but he is oh so highly entertaining. Selective, independent, multi-verse and multi-ship! Please, ladies and gentleman, like and/or reblog to receive a great opportunity to be fireballed in the face pleasantly surprised about this humble clown’s manners and dignity! 

[chxosclown]

Eh, why not try it. I’ma revive this bitch real quick

New tags btw

[chxosclown]

Certainly brings back memories...

[chxosclown]

Alright. I will probably drop all the old stuff (reply to some, maybe) 

But starter call?