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All I'm saying is if James T. Kirk were here he already would have convinced ChatGPT to kill itself
Dangers of working on a set.
Thatās what I said.
Okay but you forgot the best part! During the scene where Aragorn, Gandalf and the other Main CharaktersTM ride ahead to go shout at the gate (and talk to the mouth of sauron in the extended edition) they were very firmly told only to ride upĀ ahead āthis farā because that area was cleared and beyond that it wasnāt.
But. Viggo Mortensen is absolutely mad and lead them justā¦. a bit farther than that. Everyone else was very scared they might blow up any second. Viggo said it āadded a little extra tensionā.
#they just donāt make behind the scenes stories like lotr anymore
Viggo was just Like That⢠for the whole trilogy, taking method acting to extreme levels:
he would spend multiple days walking overland to locations in full pack, sword, & armour when everyone else was travelling in trucks
refused to use any prop swords that werenāt actual steel
basically lived in the forest in-costume, sleeping rough under the sky, even fishing & foraging for his food when possible
often spent hours in the barn just bonding with the horses. He adopted the horse he rode, Uranus, after filming ended
repaired all his own gear by hand, which was often since he never took it off
had a tooth knocked out during filming but had the crew simply glue it back in place so they could keep filming
the instructor who taught everyone swordplay said Viggo was the best swordsman he had ever trained
carried his sword literally everywhere & practiced non-stop, resulting in the cops being called when locals reported āa wild man swinging a sword around his head" outside a gym in Wellington
an orc actor fucked up & accidentally threw a dagger directly into Viggoās face, but Viggo just deflected it with his sword. They kept that shot
infamously broke 3 toes kicking that helmet but stayed in-character & sold his very real scream as part of the scene. They also kept that shot
Viggo insists on doing his own stunts; in The Two Towers where Aragorn is unconscious & floating down the river, the strong current pulled him underwater for so long that a rescue team had to go in to save him. Viggo survived by grabbing a boulder on the riverbed and pulling himself to the surface
Itās probably more accurate to say that Aragorn played Viggo Mortensen in the off season, so Iām 100% unsurprised to hear he put a whole crowd of fellow actors in genuine mortal peril for a 12% increase in authenticity
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Iāve been slowly working on illustrating my own Tarot deck about black cats.
I have a long way to go, but Iām nearly done with the major arcana.
Here are some of my favorites:
I set myself a design challenge (as I often do). I wanted to limit the color palette and the brush styles to create a very consistent look.
And since each card focuses on black cats, it forces me to think deeply about symbolism and design to make sure the meaning of each card is clear and each design is unique.
But thereās still a lot of variety coming through. Itās not all class, or all silliness - just like cats
I have a forearm tattoo of the cats in this one āļø
Iām so happy with how both of these two managed to feel dark, but adorable at the same time.
And then thereās this one absolute diva:
Most of these used my own feline friends for reference.
There are more but I donāt know yet how many I want to share online. If I can actually complete the entire deck I would love to have it made. But I have a ways to go, so for now I continue to chip away, one card at a time.
Hey guys⦠I finished it. All 78 cards.
Much more to come soon!
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