Elo, I know you're probably inundated with requests at the moment but hear me out; after the disappointment of today's episode - not you 👑Queen👑, you are a gift and we're thankful you're here - I say we bully X in revenge.
Bob trying to initiate ♥️ 𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 ♥️ with his lover but can't because he's got back pains. Maybe he overdid it with hero work. Maybe his shitty posture working long hours at the office have come back to haunt him. Maybe it's his age.
I need to see this man cockblocked and inconvenienced in the most stupidest way possible as revenge.
Yes, lover doting over him and giving him a back massage is cute and very appreciated, but X can still be pissed about getting cockblocked.
A/N : This is now officially part of the X-Fam requests, WARA your requests are so creative and I’m so glad I can write these ideas. hopefully for you all my writing quality is getting better ! :3, also hello to all my 64 ( by the time i wrote this ) followers you guys are my baddies frfr /j 𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼 LMFAO ah yes i’d love to do 𝓢𝓮𝔁𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓼, also two requests in one day elo?? X has mind controlled me into doing this, but like needy!X guys… needy!X..
CHARACTERS | X ( Bai Xizhuang ) , Reader ( You )
INCLUDES | Absurd Humor, My defense on Queen ( She deserves better. ), And X getting cockblocked and ( nearly getting ) sent to sleep on the couch, sexual themes ( nothing too explicit though )
“ I’ll go grab my chips- and watch two hot-chicks go at it! And here comes John Powersuit throwing cold water all over me- “
The silence that followed after you shut off the TV was deafening, slowly your arm that was still pointed towards the screen slowly fell back down to your side- Remote in hand. You too remained quiet- slowly processing the events that transpired, you knew your husband would be participating in it— the tournament, the dark horse that took everything by storm, you knew he’d win with a snap of his finger literally.
Black sleeved arms quickly wrap around your shoulders in a gentle hold, “ There you are, “ Bai Xizhuang murmured into your ear, breath fanning hot against your earlobe as strands of dark hair tickled against you— Instinctively you leaned your head back, “ No overtime today, huh? “ You calmly spoke, looking at him through the corner of your eye.
He hummed, his voice reverberating with timbre deep into your ear. “ Mhm, “ Slowly feeling his head drift down lower, closer to the crook of your neck- Inhaling in your scent as you both sat there in quiet comfort, until suddenly you felt his breath tickle your neck this time.
“ I missed you so much, love.. “ Using your palm to quickly push his head backwards, he wouldn’t budge- instead groaning as he closed the already minimal distance between his mouth and your neck- you let out a noise of protest, although.. with things like these your husband never actually listened- “ Oh really now? “ You teased, your voice heavy with hidden emotion as your hand then drifted to his own.
“ Are you doubting me? “ Bai Xizhuang challenged, “ Not for a second, “ You relented.
Letting go of you, he climbed over the couch he quickly plopped unto the soft cushions with you— Before quickly pouncing on you once more, his head nuzzling into your chest as he made himself comfortable. “ Bai Xizhuang.. You’re still in your work clothes. “ You huffed, your two hands pushing back against his shoulders- his arms snaked around your waist holding you tightly,
“ Don’t care, “ He giggled, laughing into your chest- His glasses pressing against you, ( you’re sure that the shape of his glasses would leave an indentation the moment you check later. ) Rolling your eyes you then grumbled, “ Well I do, take a shower. “ Forcefully trying to peel him off of you, he then looked up at you- eyes soft, as he gave his sweetest smile ( That’s not gonna work anymore, Bai Xizhuang. ) He then tilted his head to the side,
“ .. Five more minutes..? “ Bai Xizhuang squeaked out,
And with that ( with the saddest puppy eyes you’ve ever seen, ) he finally, “ Yes, ma’am… “ -peeled himself off of you.
Today's Mission : Give the kid you babysat before justice! First hour accomplished,
Taking off his glasses, he set gently placed it atop the bathroom tabletop- his vision blurring drastically.
Stripping himself off of his work clothes- he threw it all into it’s designated laundry basket, feet pressed against the against tile— and air blew softly on his skin. X then entered the shower, closing the sliding door as he entered. His arm raised forward to turn the shower knob, and in seconds warm water droplets fell unto him; drenching his body whole.
Steam slowly built up unto the ceiling, fogging the mirror- and the shower door.
And breaking the stream of static noise the door creaked open, “ Honey— wow, it is a sauna over here. “ Your voice cut through, stepping into the bathroom ( he presumes by the dull sound, ) The fogged up glass door obstructing his view of you- but faintly he watched as your blob-like figure bend down, was it laundry day already? Uh.. abruptly breaking his train of thought, you hummed out a simple tune.
Ear’s perked up the moment he picked up on even the slightest decibel of your voice— He needs you.. cheeks flush and his body reacted, bringing his hand to the sliding door; he knocked, once- twice— Just enough to get your attention on him, you gave out a soft ‘Hm?’— And with ease, he then wrote— Fingers dripping as he wrote on the foggy glass.
Through the small lines he wrote he could see you clearly— “ Never knew you could write backwards, honey. “ You shrugged as you went out of the bathroom, laundry basket in hand.
And then the door clicked closed.
The dull yet excruciating pain from his lower backside— could it finally be that finally, his years of having a shitty posture while in front of the desk was finally coming back to gnaw at him? Or was it his diet finally biting him in the ass— In X’s opinion neither the former or the latter was the answer, this pain stemmed from his [ Name ] withdrawals, the only true medicine he needed in his life.
He had his palm faced flat against his lower back, hair still wet and dripping as he put his clothes on— Using his towel to dry his hair up, another— far more serious thought entered his mind, ‘Is [ Name ] mad at me.. ?’ Horror and dread wrapped itself around him like a cobra would to their prey— Cold sweat started to form droplets on his forehead as goosebumps traveled all over his body-
As if on cue, you entered your shared bedroom— Phone in hand as you finished the call with Cyan, a few moments prior, “ Love—! There you are, have you told the kids that we’re gonna' go out this week? Especially Xinya, oh- and don’t forget Luo and Lin ling— Is that all of them.. uhm.. “ Fingers pressed to the side of your cheek as you tried to recall all of the kids the both of you had taken guardianship for.
You mumbled incoherent words as you pondered, but X only really ever thought of one thing— Standing up from the bed, he quickly wrapped his arms around you- your face getting buried in his chest as you audibly gulped- arms tracing down to your lower back as he slowly created some distance for you to able to look up at him, “ Fuck- pleaase.. [ Name ], honey- baby- love.. I need you so, so much. “ But he failed and instead buried himself atop your head, breathing in your shampoo..
“ Huh— What are you doing, Bai Xizhuang- “
He then whined out, “ Are you mad at me..? I’ll make it up to you, I swear. “ X— pressed himself against you, legs intertwining with yours as he tried to pull you over to the bed, ( not the keyword : tried, he actually was pulling you against your shared bed. ) Gently pushing you, you fell softly unto the sheets as small oomph! Escaped from your, very- very kissable lips.
Mission Failed, we’ll get him next time boys.
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