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i know i talk a lot about the relationship between humans and animals in ancient rome and i’m constantly very emotional about it but i NEED you all to look at this part of a mosaic of a race horse named polidoxus that says “whether you win or not, we love you, polidoxus”
you know he had to do it to em
(red/black figure ancient greek pottery version)
just misread ‘can’t stand minions’ as ‘can’t stand minoans’ and spent 5 minutes pondering how much of a grudge you could really have against the population of bronze age crete
Why Minoans are problematic:
- jumped over bulls = animal cruelty
- only used Linear A, which has never been deciphered, so basically very inaccessible and history’s tallest paywall
- spent all their time building palaces
- disappeared mysteriously, thus avoiding any accountability for the aforementioned
This post was made by a mycenaean apologist
This is so funny keodkrkejeheb
An old school edition of Ovid with some interesting additions.
Made some memes to appease my Classics 40 TA
My second try at making panis quadratus! Still getting the hang of shaping it, and had to substitute some herbs, but it tasted wonderful just the same.
Relinquish the 'relish', the wine, and the olive oil with this flavour-packed, aromatic 2,000-year-old Roman recipe for a naturally-leavened
every time i see someone mention hannibal on here i assume theyre going to be talking about hannibal barca, the carthaginian general from the 2nd punic war. i have never once been correct about this but that will not stop me
Horace (starting a poem): The beginning warmth of spring, so lovely, earth released at last from winter’s white hoarfrost, the breezes so pleasant and the young goats playing in the grass…
Horace (ending a poem): you’re gonna die really fucking soon you know that? any day now. in the grand scheme of things. so drink up that wine while you can bc when you’re in HELL you won’t BE ABLE TO.
Latin for “Happy Birthday America”! Reblog if you want to wish America a happy birthday too!!
“Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all.”
— Hypatia of Alexandria
really gotta give credit to hypatia because, aside from being a super awesome female philosopher and mathematician in the ancient world, one time a dude would NOT stop harassing her to go out with him so she threw her menstrual rags at him
This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Studied on the train today☕️🌻
let’s talk about CATULLAN ELISIONS though
vivamus, mea Lesbia-atque-amemus
surely, when you say it like that, the ‘atque’ gets swallowed, so the line is nothing but living, loving and Lesbia; so that Lesbia and love are inseparable.
nox est perpetua-una dormienda
I just love the way that turns into perpetuuuuna; it sounds so cute and stresses that it’s a truly endless sleep.
I can never get enough of how clever and subtle Catullus is, and just how much there is to discover in what seems like such simple and heartfelt poetry. Not to mention how beautiful spoken Latin is; I love how it looks so stern written down, and in the mouth it turns into something liquid and musical and sparkling and clearly the ancestor of Italian.
in vento-et rapida scribere-oportet aqua (70.4) is a personal favorite of mine, where the words saying “it is fitting to write (words of a woman speaking to her desirous lover) in wind and rapid water” by elision pass to the ear as quickly and smoothly as that very wind and water
I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.
Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???”
And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”
And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there.
And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”
Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level
@teashoesandhair, is this true and right and accurate? I ask you because you are The Knowing when it comes to things of this nature…
*sweats nervously* no, this is not true and right and accurate.
(Edit 2: tbh any post that says THIS IS THE ORIGINAL MYTH is going to be wank, because we don’t know what the original myth was - we only have the first written sources, but without a time machine there’s just no way of finding out how the myth developed in an oral tradition)
The first source we have for Persephone being carried away is in Hesiod’s Theogony, written in the 8th or 7th century BC. We also have the Homeric Hymn to Demeter, written in the 7th or 6th century BC, which is explicitly about her being taken away by Hades.
Hesiod is one of the oldest Greek sources that we have, roughly contemporaneous with Homer. We don’t have any earlier sources than this which say ‘hey, Persephone went to Hades because she thought it would be cool’. A lot of people have theorised that this could have been an original, or at least an earlier tradition, but it’s about 60% wishful thinking, 20% misinterpreting evidence (i.e. assuming that Persephone and Demeter used to be aspects of a great mother goddess, which they weren’t) and about 20% conjecture based on actual rational thought (i.e. the fact that the oldest written source we have is about an abduction doesn’t mean that it is the original source; there could be older non-extant written sources or just oral tales which pre-dated writing). It’s not fact.
It’s true that Homer himself never explicitly says that Persephone was abducted (he just describes her as Hades’ wife) but he also doesn’t say that she wasn’t abducted; it could well be that the myth of her abduction was so well known that he had no need to recount it.
It is true that Persephone’s name was Kore, which means ‘maiden’; however, this could be an epithet because she was unmarried. (Edit 3: it’s also theorised that it was a euphemism of sorts for when people didn’t want to name Persephone outright; again, this is a theory). The name ‘Persephone’ does not mean death / destroyer; the etymology is unknown (the ‘death / destroyer’ theory is just one of many, and others are based around ideas of harvest and grain).
The reason Zeus got involved wasn’t just because he was tasked with sorting out justice - it was because he had told Hades ‘hey, you want a wife? Cool! Abduct my daughter, Persephone. Her mum totally won’t mind,’ and then when Persephone’s mother did mind, Zeus was like ‘I fucked up real bad, I should sort this shit out.’ Edit 4 - in Ancient Greece, women didn’t have to consent in the same way as we do now. Abduction marriages were actually illegal (or at least very very naughty) but the bride’s consent basically took the form of her father saying ‘you’ll marry this dude, right? Yeah, cool. She’ll marry you, dude.’ Here, Zeus gives Persephone’s consent to Hades by telling Hades that he can marry her - this is why technically she wasn’t exactly abducted, because the necessary consent - her father’s - was given. HOWEVER, let’s not get into Greek law here. She was abducted by our standards.
It is also true that Persephone became a very feared goddess and basically had a great time in the Underworld. She wasn’t exactly more terrible than Hades, though; there are certain myths (e.g. Sisyphus and Orpheus) where she’s the one who says ‘Hades, babe, shall we give this guy a chance to make his way out of the Underworld alive?’ HOWEVER, she did usually do this with the implementation of specific terms, meaning that she had a level of control in proceedings which a lot of other wife goddesses didn’t have over their respective spouses’ spheres. Most mythological canons also give her and Hades a very healthy and monogamous relationship (with the exception of Orphism, which is a bit more iffy on that front) so, disregarding the abduction part of her myth, their marriage was really relatively healthy, even by modern standards. (Edit 5: also, Persephone did not ‘lay the smack down on sinners’ - the whole idea of sinners is basically a Christian concept. The Underworld was not Hell. It wasn’t a place for bad people. It was just where the dead went. Tartarus was the place where the really bad guys went to be tortured and shit, and is more indicative of Christian notions of Hell. People weren’t punished in the Underworld. They just went there.)
I love the idea of Persephone as a consenting wife of Hades. I am a fan of modern reinterpretations in which she chooses to eat the pomegranate seeds willingly, or where she falls in love with Hades and goes to the Underworld of her own accord. However, these are modern interpretations, based on modern gender politics and ideas of reclamation and representation. I will forever fight for people’s right to reinterpret myths however they like, but this whole idea of the ‘original myth’ of Persephone being devoid of any misogynistic undertones really needs to die.
(Edit 1: putting my tags here in case anyone thinks I’m just a hideous puritan:
#i love all the myriad interpretations where she actually has agency #but she didn’t in any of the oldest original sources that we currently have #and i don’t like people saying that she did #because it negates all the misogynistic bullshit that women have been subjected to #and i don’t think it should be negated
I should also point out that I’m doing my MA dissertation partly on the modern feminist reclamation of patriarchal myths, including the erroneous claims that these myths were originally matriarchal, so this post definitely counts as work and I’m 100% not procrastinating… sort of…)