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@cici-litchfield
This old thing? I’m flattered you noticed. It’s a fabulous tool for breadcrumb catching.Â
Does it get a lot of use, then?
I hoped, I prayed to the many gods that are present in the various religions of the human race, I made sacrifices… shall I go on?Â
Only if you have some insane desire to hear your own grating voice for another second. Listening to this list alone has almost made me require another stint in the hospital.
I’ll take an educated guess, based off that atrocious vest… Nobody useful, or of decent taste? Honestly, did your parents neglect you? It should be ceremonially burned or sent back to Woodstock, though it shouldn’t have ever left.
Well, you got one out of three, so I'm guessing your intelligence and general sense of perception aren't exactly up to par, so I think I can overlook those comments considering they appear to have been delivered by someone with minimal "education" with which to make a so-called "educated guess."
Yet you both seem to have the same flair for moustaches.Â
Yes, neither I nor dear Adolf could ever quite match the bounty of yours, my love.Â
Didn't think I'd dropped off the face of the planet, did you?Â
Adolf Hitler, is that you?
I'm offended. I'd be a much better dictator than that.
Guess who?
[dancing and singing in the shower]
Why— why are you in my shower? Is that my honey and jasmine scented soap? What the fuck— what the fuck is wrong with you?
I’d welcome you back with a Jell-O shot but it hardly seems appropriate. I heard about your trip to the emergency room, though I’m not here to rub salt in the wound. I hate how I’m failing to carry on hating you, maybe near death experiences make me all gooey and sentimental. I’m glad you’re okay, I suppose.
Say the word "shot" around me again and I might vomit on the floor. It'd be a real pain for the custodial staff. If it's any consolation to the fact that you seem to be disappointed that you can't wish death upon me, I'm glad you're not here to rub it in. I'm honestly a bit too tired of coming up with sassy remarks here. And, well...I guess you're the last apology I still need to take care of.Â
You’re over the moon, I’m over the moon — we’re basically emotional astronauts. It doesn’t matter what they want, Cici. Fuck what they think. You pulled through, that’s the main thing. Can I at least interest you in a biscuit? You’re making me feel useless here. How am I meant to jump into nurse Wyatt mode if you’re shooting down all my generous ways of taking care of you?
Who the hell let us be emotional astronauts? God, the entire space program is doomed. Don't pretend I didn't give them every reason to think it anyway. I had the nickname Pariah Litchfield, it was to be expected. Nurse Wyatt? As intriguing as that sounds, I'm not accustomed to being taken care of, so forgive me. A biscuit would be lovely as long as it's not the American version. I've had enough dry, tasteless bread in this hospital to last me.
It sounds as if you should be resting a little more. How are you, Cici?
Absolutely sensational, thanks for asking.
Alcohol poisoning, huh? Must’ve been partying pretty hard.Â
I took the cliche "party 'til you die" very literally.
Well hello to you too, Cici. You seem in a peachy mood today.
Oh, I'm absolutely joyous. Nothing like a touch of alcohol poisoning to make a girl feel alive.
Clearly it’s not enough to wipe the sass out of you temporarily.
It’s a hard time, I get it, but what took place in the Beaumont house was far. Even for you.Â
I didn’t say they weren’t important typically, but just that they’re not important enough for you to worry about right now. You’re still weak, I don’t need you giving yourself more to suffer. How much longer before you should be back to normal?
It'd take more than a near death experience for that, I fear.Â
I know. I know it was. Probably the stupidest of the stunts I've pulled. I'm a bit too good at revenge.Â
This is probably the most opportune time for me to worry about this. I've got nothing else to do but sit and think about it and I've come to the conclusion that I'm not just a class A dickhead. I'm a lot worse than that. The worst part is I can't exactly say I'm not gonna be like that anymore. They said a couple days. My stomach was pumped and all that shit, so I have to stay for observation.Â
How much medication are you on? I can’t remember the last time you complimented me.
Of course not, you’ll always be held dear to me. Who’d handle me as a baked monkey better than you? Hey, don’t worry about them. They’re not important right now.
Surprisingly, a lot of pain medication. Having your heart nearly slow to a stop is unexpectedly uncomfortable, in case you wondered.
I know this is far beyond my usual reach of sentimentality, but I'm pretty thankful for that, especially right now. And believe it or not, I'm pretty fond of you as well, even when you're stoned off your ass. Oh, they're pretty important. In fact, I'd wager they make up a vast majority of the Fenton population.
Most certainly. You’ve earned those days.
Not so sure about that, but thanks for the sentiment I guess.Â
Yeah, no one credits my spontaneity.Â
I heard about what happened. I never thought you’d go so far.
A shame, that. You're stunningly capable of it.Â
Yeah, neither did I. It wasn't the best day of my life, either, so I think I'll avoid a repeat. You're not one of the many heaving a deep sigh that I made it, then? I know there's probably quite a few of them.