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hiiiiii i'm gael and this is uhhh Another self-ship blog lmao <3 21+ only please, this blog will be nsfw and likely dealing with a lot of violent/otherwise heavy stuff given the nature of both croco and oz. i follow/like from @scare-ard--sleigh <3

a lot of my Lore for this is kind of insane and maybe like. a week old, maximum, so bear with me. my self-insert's name is dylan, they're originally paired with the op cross guild polycule, i'm crushing really hard on oz rn so i thought "fuck it, he and crocodile know each other." and now they're uh. all bangin (more or less).

i write dylan's fic from 2nd person pov because it comes the most naturally to me, it's not intended to be a reader insert (though if that floats your boat, by all means <3). i do have a couple of proper reader insert fics cooking, so be on the lookout if that pleases you <3

fic / au directory here <3

my other ship blogs are:

@genius---jester (buggy/cross guild selfshipping)

@figgisagency (cyril/archer fx selfshipping)

#pinned intro #also i'm 32 mwah <3 #let's see uhhhhhhh i guess the only other thing to note is that some things may be reblogged/cross posted between this blog #and genius---jester but i'll try really hard not to be annoying about it xD #also i do for real love cigars they give me such crazyyyy gender euphoria <3 #anyway oz is soooooo so so My Darling rn and i really needed a place to be totally normal about him thank you <3 #tags i'm toying with;#c; you build a fine shrine in me #d; i love you legend hope you know #o; you're staining my whole tongue red #cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it

canongf-archive

your F/O lightheartedly calling you sir or ma’am. asking them if they can do something for you and them responding “yes sir / ma’am” with a playful little smirk on their face.

#[thinks about sir croc calling me sir][explodes!!!!!!]#c; you build a fine shrine in me

cigar-aficionado

💞 valentine's day with ozzie & sir crocodile ❤

cigar-aficionado

OZ ---

dancing all night.

firstly, he gifts you the biggest bouquet you've ever seen and a necklace that is expensive despite only knowing him a few months. he takes you dancing, your first real date. he tells you over and over again how beautiful you are, how pretty your dress is. later, you show him what's underneath.

SIR CROCODILE ---

dinner date followed by a romantic stroll.

he knows blue hydrangeas (and little clowns) are your favorite. he takes you to a place that's fancy, fancy, fancy. it's easy conversation over the food prepared by a pro chef. afterward, he invites you to walk in the nearby park, the trees still lit with fairy lights. you can't keep your hands off each other in the car home afterward.

#for valentine's day #cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it #made this last year and i still looovee the way they came out :)

nyctophilia-35

#o; you're staining my whole tongue red

avainblue

you want to fuck him i want to consume him i want to live inside his skin like a beast in the walls of his house i want to be his birth and his death and his beginning and his end and his undoing and his armageddon and his divine creator i want to eat him whole i want him to love me love me love me love me as the worshippers love the temple and as the temple loves the lamb and as the lamb loves the knife i want to be his vampire i want to be his life i want him to tear me apart i want to create worlds out of him and destroy them and destroy him and have him wake up in the morning next to me i want to call him pretty i want to brush his hair i want to crack him up i want to choke him i want to make him bleed i want to kiss the blood from his skin i want him buried deep inside the wound of my desire i want him to be my best friend i want him to loathe me i want to fight him to the death i want to be his favourite girl his favourite villain i want to be his worst fear i want my fingers in his mouth i want my mouth on his jugular i want to be the only thing inbetween him and death eternal i want my teeth in him i want i want i want i want

#cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it #literally you make a fine shrine of me. literally you build a fine shrine in me.

girlsadist

Pressing a barrel of a gun against his bulge but he tries to grind into it

#husband sent this to me and said 'oz' even tho he hates that guy MASSIVE win for the gael community !!!#anyway yeah! absolutely!#o; you're staining my whole tongue red #cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it #<- them but also oz 1000% fantasized about gunplay w/carmine

domwitch

I'm a big fan of those "I can fix him" tropes except she has to treat him like she's taming a wild animal. She has to clicker train him like a doggy with positive reinforcement and everything. She's not sacrificing herself in the hope her love will change him, she's yanking hard on his leash and calling him a bad dog. He's not some asshole whose heart softens after seeing her total submission to him, he's just kinda traumatized and emotionally stunted and likes the stability she provides through her punishments and rewards. She's "fixing" him by putting him in his place.

#OZZIE 900000000% !!!!#o; you're staining my whole tongue red

dominants-dominion-v2

#much to say about this --#cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it #modernverse #<- above image is both dylan and oz.#there could also be a third sunny guy that says 'watching my dom fuck his creampie back into our partner' and that's them too 😘🤌

i know im about to get my period bc i spent like an hour this morning thinking about oz eating me out <3

#anyway new chapter of birds of a feather coming soon lmao #o; you're staining my whole tongue red #<< that tag is very funny in this context

sillyfr3nchb1tch

aftercare except im playing with your hair and telling you what a good job you did at hurting me <3 how you always know exactly what makes me tick and how no one else could ever make me feel all the nasty, depraved things you do. running my fingers over your skin and thanking you for all the bruises you give me. you're so good at knowing just how much pain i want. telling you that this is exactly why i give myself over to you so easily. exactly why you've earned it <3

#this also belongs here sorry <3 #cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it

have-an-fo-who

do you have an f/o who is a bear? As in the bear brotherhood 🏳️‍🌈

Do you have an F/O who is a bear (as in the bear brotherhood 🏳️‍🌈)?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onDec 20, 2025

#oz my loveeeeeeeeee :' )#also my irl husband is a bear :' ) <3 #meta

raisunii

Sweet New Style - A Web Weave

#god sorry was thinking about this again #cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it

cynicz

who doesn’t love seeing just a hint of penis

#if they gave me oz top shaft or underwear scene ft Bulge and/or sideballs ohhh my god. oh my god.#lauren lefranc please. please.#cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it

butchknot

you want to get a little too high and slip in and out of consciousness while i murmur sweet little nothings into your skin and grope your soft warm body and slip my hand into your panties

#cw dubcon #what if i said dylan [redacted][redacted][redacted] hmm??? <3 #<- i clicked on that tag because i wanted to know what it was and it actually applies here too lmao #anyway actually i'll say it with my chest ;;; dylan purposefully getting sleepy high around croc and oz as a free use thing :' )#cdo; the gentleness that comes not from the absence of violence but despite the abundance of it

misted-oblivion

kissing allllllllll over his face until he's a blushing grumbly mess

#this is SOOOOOOO croco to me <3 not that he'd ever admit to blushing <3 #c; you build a fine shrine in me

somethin really magical about the onepiece fandom being around so long like yes,,,,, there have been people for 25 years writing about sir croc being an alpha and railing the shit out of their self inserts. love that for all of us including him.

#text #giving you all a cake that says sorry omegaverse hits like 4 of my biggest kinks <3 #c; you build a fine shrine in me

have-an-fo-who

do you have 3 or more f/os from the same media?

Do you have an F/O who is from the same media as 2 or more other F/Os?

I do

I do not

Voting ended onOct 16, 2025

#i am constantly forgetting that oz isn't actually in one piece lmao. but anyway yeag cross guild are my boyfriends : )#and also tee hee that one other guy but that's a lil hush hush for now <3

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