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#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 .#hi i'll finally be back tmrw

📸 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢 . . .

+ (1) 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 !

𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿𝗂𝖾𝖼𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗒 𝖭𝖾𝗐 𝖸𝗈𝗋𝗄, 𝖭𝖾𝗐 𝖸𝗈𝗋𝗄

𝟩𝟪𝟪,𝟤𝟨𝟦 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿𝗂𝖾𝖼𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗅𝖾 💚 𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝟣,𝟦𝟤𝟨 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮 .

nvthansvkes‌:

can’t say i know why he thought that was a smart thing to say….mate was clearly trying to be funny or something. god i wanted to just laugh in his face. but you know, being the POLITE english man i am, i held my tongue.

he had to be joking, because if he was serious, i’ve lost faith in humanity. yeah, props to you for that. i tend to give dirty looks by accident, so it’s a good thing i never came into contact with him.

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#nvthansvkes

zayn-maliik‌:

girls on a night out, now that’s a journey. You get dressed up to the max, makeup professionally done and within 6 hours, your eyelashes are hanging on by a thread, you’ve lost the heels from one of your shoes and false nails are half the size they were when they began the night. I mean, I’m speaking from experience here, not at all saying you look like that. You should get the app and send me the results to confirm or deny that.

ugh, tell me about it. it’s an absolute rollercoaster. then you throw alcohol in the mix, and not only am i looking like a mess, i’m acting like one, too. if the fbi is really watching us through our phone cameras, they’ve got some serious dirt on me. well, thank you for not assuming, but post-club cindy is not a pleasant sight. y’know, i’m kind of tempted to get it, just for the laughs, but i’m a little scared.

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#zayn-maliiik

bieber-j‌:

Calling someone a liar, it’s a defence mechanism against feeling hurt. No but I can’t lie. You wore this tight red dress once and it was connected to a great night. Mainly because i didn’t have to hear you moaning about shit i didn’t care about, the only type of moaning i had to be concerned about was my name. when did i say i wasn’t getting laid? I’d say that’s probably the case for you but i wouldn’t be surprised if you’re still sleeping with your best friends ex.

or it’s just me calling you out. but you have your opinion and i have mine, i suppose. wow, i must’ve left quite an imprint on your mind if you can recall exactly what i was wearing that night. actually, i definitely did, because ya know -- you full-on dated me and all. well, looks like we can finally agree on something... the sex was always just to shut each other up for a few hours. seriously? you’re really gonna bring all that shit up now? what’s my sex life got anything to do with you, anyways? bet you’d love to be in the loop.

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#bieber-j

bieber-j‌:

liar? looks like i hurt your feelings with the confirmation that i only thirsted over you once. I’m confused, so both parties have to participate evenly, and that’s coming from a pillow princess like yourself. I don’t feel like I have too much experience anymore, it’s just really yourself that gets blessed with that. You should be flattered. Hey, coming from the life i used to have, there are still quite a few things that are stuck with me and that’s food deals.

no, actually, calling you a liar means i have reason to believe you’re lying. as in not telling the truth. as in you’ve definitely thirsted over me on numerous occasions, and if you’re too proud to admit that, then that’s your business. a pillow princess? huh, we must have been in two completely different universes, because if i can recall correctly, i carried the weight many, many times. oh no, you’re not getting laid? sad, but not surprising.

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#bieber-j

zayn-maliik‌:

Got a passcode lock that takes a picture whenever someone tries the wrong code to look in my phone. I now have fifty pictures of drunk me. It really is a great thing to look back on when you’re hanging out of your arse the next morning.

well, thank god i don’t have that -- i don’t even wanna know what i look like after a night out, staring down at my phone, confused as hell with my makeup only half on. it would be horrifying. they could use it as haunted house decor, honestly.

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#zayn-maliiik

lovcrx‌:

“ after getting far too wine drunk last night … who knew law & order: svu could promote such heinous behavior ?? anyway, i decided to get some iced coffee to wake me up this afternoon and ended up spilling it all over myself in a white skirt, in public. that’s it, i’m not leaving my house for the rest of the decade .”

“hey, no shame! i get wine drunk pretty much any time i sit down and watch a favorite show of mine... okay, maybe not every time, but more often than i’d like to admit. but damn, that’s rough. especially in public, ‘cause you’ve got the paps following you everywhere. did any of their pictures make it online?”

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#lovcrx #tw: alcohol

nvthansvkes‌:

had a laugh today…a gentleman tried correcting me by saying ‘football’ is ‘soccer.’ excuse me sir, my country invented it. you don’t get to tell me what it ISN’T called!

okay, i can’t call myself a genius or anything, but it doesn’t take much knowledge of the world to know that in england, it’s called ‘football’. that guy is the type of person who probably never travelled outside of his hometown.

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#nvthansvkes

hqkylie‌:

gentle giggles that escape rosy lips , “ i can’t believe i’ve finally reached that point of spending my afternoons learning tik tok dances , “ head movements of left to right , “ and if im not dancing ? im still on the app acting like a fool .. like how cheesy is it ? on a scale of one to ten , that most of my tik toks are kardashian sounds … god it’s super cheesy isnt it ? “ digits reaching to cover her face in false embarrassment , before letting more giggles out .

“i’m so horrible at tik tok dances,” cindy responded, rolling her eyes at herself. “every time i see the ones i’ve posted, i physically cringe. but everyone was commenting on my instagram telling me to make them, so i guess it’s what the people want, for some reason. okay, no, those aren’t cheesy, they’re actually hilarious.”

#@ 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐲 / / 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 .#hqkylie

bieber-j‌:

don’t flatter yourself there, the first and last time I was ever thirsty in respect of you was when I posted that picture of you on my instagram. I didnt think I rocked your world until you just blatantly admitted to me a minute ago that the sex was great. Those were words that came from your lips not mine but you bet I’ll be adding that quote to my resume. Honestly, it was so I could take the carpool lane and get two for one deals without looking greedy.

you’re such a good liar! it’s actually incredible, have you considered acting before? i think you’d really sell it. hey, at least i’m not ashamed to admit it; but in my experience, sex is never just good from one side. both parties have to participate evenly for good results. go ahead, add it to your resume -- while you’re at it, you should probably mention that you have professional experience in being a douchebag. two for one deals? aren’t you, like, a billionaire? nice attempt at a comeback, though.