Cinnabar Smiles

Dorothy Arknights lover, utter lack of rizz, any pronouns and multifandom

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had a dream where I had a beautiful, fucked up and evil wife who told me she couldn't "do the morally grey shit anymore"

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what pokemon type(s) would you be but more importantly what are some incredibly realistic, lame but slightly outlandish explanations for it. i'll go first fire or poison: acid reflux ice: bad circulation so my hands are always cold ground: at age ten I tried to stick a fork in an electrical socket to see if it actually did anything and I didn't die

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the american healthcare system is absolute dogshit but I think something fucked up that we don't talk about is that if I get top surgery I can't bring my titty meat home with me. i just want to keep it in the fridge or smthn. idk. hang it up on my wall lol

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the special relationship between me and the old man who keeps donating the good hawaiian shirts to my local thrift store

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obey me devs: ok new game right. you're in the past. no one remembers you. you have to redo all the shit you already did me: what the fuck that's absolutely awful. why obm devs: you live with Solomon now me: genius. 10/10. immaculate game

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the best part of the original was being able to flex my favorite card art on my profile. now no one cares about halloween glasses alt solomon art 2 man. where's the slutty simeon art when are we getting it again

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obey me devs: ok new game right. you're in the past. no one remembers you. you have to redo all the shit you already did me: what the fuck that's absolutely awful. why obm devs: you live with Solomon now me: genius. 10/10. immaculate game

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every time I feel a slight amount of tummy pain I feel an inspiring amount of a murderous rampage brewing. its coming. i'm just a little guy I can't handle this. i need breadsticks