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Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Original post by Cystemic
Lady of sorrows
My love my queen!! I’m in love please marry me!
Scorpio's Ascent
dear force this took approximately 2000 years to finish haha. Just wanted to send Scorpio off with an epic illustration.
This is for my fanfic Bestia's Wrath, but for once I feel like it sort of fits with SWTOR's canon too.
I’M IN LOVE HELLO?!?!?
1 AM hot take (being posted at 11 AM, but I wrote it last night): The reason Satine is an unpopular leader in fanon is because she’s the Responsible Mom of Mandalorian politics.
Don’t run with scissors (let’s tone down the war and violence before we get more of our people killed for no reason)
Clean up after yourself (the environment is absolutely impossible to live in without relying on extensive imports due to the previous warfare, and part of why we’re not doing more war is to work on making our multiple post-apocalyptic planets habitable again)
Eat your vegetables (I know you don’t like it, but it’s to keep us alive, so do it anyway)
You got in a fight with your brother, so you’re grounded (if you keep trying to drag us back to war and inciting violence and terrorism when I’m struggling to keep us alive, you’re going to be limited to Concordia)
Sometimes she projects her traumas onto her kids (sometimes she projects her traumas onto her policies)
She’s just very BORING instead of wearing armor and shooting things, and sometimes she’s a little mean.
Jango is the fun dad who wandered off to buy cigarettes one day and never came back. (Yes he had a good reason for not coming back, but this is a shitpost of analogies.)
Bo-Katan is the cousin that teaches you how to hotwire a car at the family reunion. Pre is the other cousin that tried to sell you meth and then your mom starts shouting at him until he leaves.
(Din wandered in twenty years late with a casserole as Boba’s plus one.)
I’m going to stop tricking myself into believing I’m going to finish this and just post it as is. So... anyway angst I guess? I do love her though.
Imperial OC’s
Fayla
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: Asexual
Species: Human
Eyes: Silver
Hair: Long and black
Skin Tone: Pale
Class: Sith Inquisitor
Preferred Weapon: Purple lightsaber
Fayla lived all of her life a slave and during that time she learned one very useful trick, how to disappear both metaphorically and physically. It wasn’t hard for her to vanish, not really and so when a single slave went missing one day no one was the wiser. She spent around 3 months stuck in the back of a smugglers ship seeing the world and the Galaxy before she was found out and taken to Korriban. She slowly played the games of the Sith until she ascended to Darth Imperius. As Imperius she would be a Notoriously mysterious member of the council, known for her effective work with the ancient artifacts of the Sith and Dark robes alight with stars that obscured her form. She is a pacifist at heart however the most deadly mistake one could make would be to call her a Jedi, such an accusation wouldn’t finish spilling from your lips before your blood was spilling on the ground.
Lynn
Pronouns: they/them
Sexuality: Demisexual
Species: Miraluka
Eyes: None
Hair: Short and Platinum blonde/White
Skin Tone: Pale (like frostbitten)
Class: Sith Inquisitor
Preferred Weapon: White lightsaber
Lynn had ghosts in their head before it was cool. Growing up on the frozen tundras of Hoth was brutal, when they were around 16 they and their parents got trapped in a cave during a blizzard. Lynn watched their parents die after 3 days, just as when they themselves almost succumbed to the cold they heard a voice in their head promising power if only it could have their soul. Lynn accepted, and got to know Darth Orlat, a long dead Sith Lord who commanded the elements with her sheer power. Darth Orlat is a blessing and a curse, she is always watching, very vocal and also very protective of her property in this case Lynn. Years later Lynn would be known as Darth Occlus one of the most cold and efficient Sith Lords in History.
Ofana
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: Lesbian
Species: Human
Eyes: Silver
Hair: Shorter, Curly and Dark Brown
Skin Tone: Medium Dark
Class: Imperial Agent
Preferred Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Ofana is an excellent marksman, a master of espionage, could topple entire systems if she said the word, and is one bad day away from a mental breakdown. She knows so many things that it’s overwhelming and even after the de-programming she is stressed and is so tired of control that she just wants to forget. However she’s cursed with knowledge, and is such a good actor that her crew doesn’t even notice, except for her oldest friend Kaylio. Who after taking her to bed constantly delights in taking her apart piece by piece and watching her mind finally go quiet. It doesn’t hurt that it is especially hot to see the ever composed agent finally break and beg for her. Is it a good coping mechanism? No. But Ofana’s mentality has always been take what you can when you can have it. She also finds SCORPIO to be strangely nice company and is flattered that SCORPIO said that her death would be a quick and painless one.
S’ynn
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Species: Chiss
Eyes: Red
Hair: Long (Usually put up or in a braid) and Dark Blue
Skin Tone: Sapphire
Class: Imperial Agent
Preferred Weapon: Knives
S’ynn is having a good time and loves what she does. She lives for the thrill of deadly negotiations on knife’s edge. She’s a femme fatale and always leads the dance of death, especially if it involves her treasured knives, all of which are carved and sharpened to perfection (yes they all have names). Quick witted there is little that she wouldn’t do for the empire. She has mastered how to go toe to toe with Sith and Jedi alike to the point it is actually a skill on her resume. Ambitious, sly and would never dream of leaving evidence she didn’t want found if you are on her list beware.
Vix
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: Lesbian
Species: Cathar
Eyes: Yellow
Hair: Undercut and Black
Skin Tone: Grey and White fur
Class: Bounty Hunter
Preferred Weapon: Blasters
Vix is a hot shot with confidence to spare and the worst part? She can back it up. Armed with her blasters Dusk and Dawn no job is too great for Vix. Lady Luck must be looking down on this bounty Hunter because she’s the only person to survive a scrap with S’ynn. She doesn’t mind the scar the woman gave her, gives Vix character plus women love a good scar. She’s freelance, works for whoever keeps the credits flowing but is open to new deals if more money is on the table. Despite this she’s got a pretty strong moral compass and can’t be bought with credits If your gut is telling her it’s wrong.
Dread
Pronouns: Any
Sexuality: D E A T H also Aromantic
Species: ???
Eyes: Unknown
Hair: Unknown
Skin Tone: Unknown
Class: Sith Warrior
Preferred Weapon: Scythe
Hardly anything is known about this one, Dread is an enforcer of the Empire’s will. Dread delights in violence and rest assured if you’re unfortunate enough to meet them in combat your death will not be a quick one. Dread revels in the violence and is rumored to bath in the blood of their enemies, these rumors whoever can not be confirmed. There iconic mask Is known and feared and throughout Empire, no one knowing their true identity or even gender. Dread is a mystery wrapped in a mystery To the point that some even question their existence at all.
Head empty Bo-Katan, also it’s a scar on her nose because I said so.
This is a list of the Alliance rules part 1 (written by Ms. Spooky eyes herself - Tora)
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#1: For the last time, myself and Theron Shan AREN’T married, and no you cannot call us any variation of Mother, Father, or general parental units. (The Commander is not exempt from this)
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#2: Please do not ask the Barsen'thor to enforce truth or dare via the force. Just because they are too nice to say no doesn’t mean they don’t have better things to do.
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#3: No one is allowed to call Koth a “Soy boy beta c**k”. However if you must be vulgar the commander encourages you to call Valkorion a “Trick a*s B***h”.
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#4: For the love of the force please don’t bet your souls in a game of Pazaak, Darth Nox does live here after all, do you really wanna risk it.
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#5: Tora is banned from drinking, she knows what she did.
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If your Knight happens to be DS5 or even Force forbid, maintain DS1 for two whole ass expansions (rest are more general):
#1: If anyone is the main Sith Lord around here, it’s me. I know the Commander, a Jedi Knight, the Hero of Tython and the Republic has issues and their eyes tend to go Sithy, just remember I’m the actual Sith Lord around here.
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#2: No one, NO ONE is touch my supply of Bourbon in the Alliance Kitchen or the supply I have kept in a hidden compartment. That supply is mine and I will know who touched it if a BOTTLE is missing. (The Commander got into the med bay last time).
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#3: For the love of the Force, please stop yeeting me, no matter how “viable” a strategy is. Yeet me again, you’ll be yeeted next.
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#4: Strip Sabaac is now a banned card game, along with Pazzak. No, I don’t care how ripped, attractive or even gay you are to see the Commander’s abs, but I’ve walked in on enough strip sabaac games than I’d like.
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#5: Sneaking in pets into the Alliance is forbidden, no matter how cute they are. Please refrain from trying to smuggle in tauntauns from Hoth or Ilum.
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#6: (A fine, small print rule). You all know the Commander’s plans often involve straying from the original plan, pray to the Force, the six Gods of Zakuul whatever, a lot of improvisation or “winging it”. If you want to live to see another day, please find the back up plans I secretly uploaded when the Commander gives the debriefing. It will save your life and spare me a lot of headaches.
This is a list of the Alliance rules part 1 (written by Ms. Spooky eyes herself - Tora) ——————————————————————————- #1: For the last time, myself and Theron Shan AREN’T married, and no you cannot call us any variation of Mother, Father, or general parental units. (The Commander is not exempt from this) ——————————————————————————- #2: Please do not ask the Barsen'thor to enforce truth or dare via the force. Just because they are too nice to say no doesn’t mean they don’t have better things to do. ——————————————————————————- #3: No one is allowed to call Koth a “Soy boy beta c**k”. However if you must be vulgar the commander encourages you to call Valkorion a “Trick a*s B***h”. ——————————————————————————— #4: For the love of the force please don’t bet your souls in a game of Pazaak, Darth Nox does live here after all, do you really wanna risk it. ——————————————————————————- #5: Tora is banned from drinking, she knows what she did. ——————————————————————————- (If you have any ideas feel free to add them to this and share)
Darth Imperius:(to her kids) Go with Nox!
Darth Nox: I promise I won’t bite!
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Darth Nox: I actually did bite a kid once.
Happy pride! Even if the game won’t allow it I’ve always imagined my LS Agent (Ofana) and Kaylio to be together. I love them so much so I had to draw the pose meme. If you wanna know anything else about any of my characters I would always love to talk about them 
My friend just suggested to me that Lana Beniko puts LEGO’s on people’s doorways as an act of revenge and it’s all I’ve been thinking about for the last 3 hours.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Lana and Theron Fake engagement part 2
So basically Theron fake proposed to Lana for reasons that you may read about in my last post here. So for your reading pleasure everyone’s reactions to the fake proposal. (they are unaware it’s fake obviously, also SCORPIO and Vaylin are here and fine, because what’s cannon worth anyway)
- Koth: At the news of the Engagement Koth looks like a kicked puppy for a week, but once he came to terms with it he was incredibly supportive of the two. Though after learning from Lana that she didn’t really have any close family members, Koth took it as his PERSONAL responsibility to threaten Theron that if he ever broke her heart there would be hell to pay, also that he gets to be The Godfather if they have a kid. (Theron takes it well... ish)
- Senya: When hearing the news she was very excited given that she was the only person who was ever married she’s quite busy telling Lana about all the best tips for a ceremony. And what type of dress, if she chose to wear one would look best on her. (Very wholesome)
- The Outlander: THEY HAVE BEEN SHIPPING IT SINCE DAY ONE! THEY ARE LIKE 90% THAT LANA AND THERON ARE BULLSHITTING ALL IF THEM AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY FAKE, BUT REGARDLESS THEY ARE HERE FOR THE CHAOS!
Arcann: He is happy for them but doesn’t know them well enough to have any real connection despite this, Theron has been trying his best to make him feel welcome. Acrann is happy they are happy with each other.
- Vaylin: Since Vaylin was redeemed she’s been working on control with Lana, through that Vaylin has become a little sister of sorts to Lana, they balance each other out and Vaylin is ecstatic at the thought of them being married if for no other reason then to actually attend a wedding.
- Kaliyo: She genuinely thought they were married, and wasn’t aware that they weren’t... so like good for them I guess? She’ll go for the free food.
- Scorpio: Organic life forms known as Lana Beniko and Theron Shan are choosing to celebrate the ownership of a female human? Such a desire is incomprehensible, and yet another reason they are lesser beings.
- Vette: PLANNING A WEDDING!?!? Yes!!! PLANNING MS. SPOOPY EYES AND MR. SPY’S WEDDING!!? EVEN BETTER!!! Vette is thrilled!!! (Yes she’s planning their wedding! No, they don’t know about it yet... they’ll thank her later!)
- Gault: Does Gault hear an opportunity for credits? Nothing compels people to get rid of their hard earned credits like a good old fashioned fun time. He’s happy for them but like also terrified, because... well it’s them.
- Jorgan: Jorgan has logistical concerns as to the power of their union. Not only are they both from separate sides of a war, but neither of them know how to cook. Jorgan has serious concerns about those two starving to death if left alone for an extended period of time. (Jokes on him they survived on Rishi. And only burned down the kitchen 5 times in a year) He will get them a nice wedding gift though.
P.S: There are A LOT of companions I didn’t include so message me your fave and I’d be happy to write their reaction a bit more in-depth! Thank you for reading you have no idea how happy I get that anyone cares about my babbles! I legitimately love hearing thoughts and talking about these dumb ideas, I hope you have a lovely day!
(Fayla hugs Theron)
Imperius (Fayla): That never happened.
Theron: Okay, Fayla.
Imperius (Fayla): Seriously! I will MURDER you if this gets back to the alliance!
Lana: You think everything went okay back at Odessen?
Theron: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing Kaylio and Jorgan couldn't handle!
Kaliyo: YOU BASTARDS! YOU GODDAMN BASTARDS!
Headcannon: (I’ll have a master post about all my characters soon) Please know that Darth Nox (Aliell) would absolutely fight and murder anyone who ever misgenders Darth Occlus (Lynn). And Darth Imperius (Fayla) would probably be okay with it.
Darth Imperius: We should probably fix the poisoned potatoes...
Darth Occlus: I can’t let this be my Legacy.
Headcanon: There is nothing in the known Galaxy that can frighten Darth Nox, well nothing aside from Darth Imperius. Imperius is TERRIFYING she offers cookies and smiles at people it’s weird!