she blinded me with science!

and failed me in geometry! when she's dancing next to me I can hear machinery... it's poetry in motion!

[symurgist]

does anyone want to guess how long this video is

[symurgist]

great guesses everyone! here is the length of the video:

[acreaturecalledgreed]

i love headcanons. i love the entire concept of headcanons. i can point at a character and go "that guy has chronic pain" and now he does. what are you going to do? tell me im wrong? its My head, fucker

[sargassosky]

@funnierasafictive @funnier-as-a-system

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[soupwife]

[1anonyymous1]

it’s me, my 15 personalities, 638 playlists and 219 unread books against the world

[yms1]

i only talk to three people everyday and all of them is me

[skautism]

[garlic-but-gay]

[dramatic-dolphin]

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

[dramatic-dolphin]

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

[transmasc-wizard]

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

[granma-sweetie]

you see a girl typing frantically and you look at his phone and he’s just typing “scared” repeatedly and very quickly

[jarfieid]

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

he died in a wii remote recalibration accident

[cipherbeepbeep]

going to make a reblog only blog

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

i love tumblr because sometimes i get an urge to rb posts about something nobody likes and everyone just politely ignores me. everyone's like oh he's fallen into madness again, he'll be fine later i guess

[chaotic-queer-disaster]

"special interest" to refer to things you like is not a term for neurotypical people. Your favourite show or book is not your special interest. Unless you are autistic, you don't have special interests (ADHD people may have hyperfixations, but even those aren't the same thing).

Special interests are interests autistic people see the world through. They're often huge sources of joy and our default thing to think about as well. It is a term for autistic people only and I'd rather not have "special interest" watered down in the same way "gaslighting" and "trigger" were.

[evilneo]

they HATE my emotionally neglected childhood swag!

[alixx0608]

Why isn't it socially acceptable anymore once you're over 12 to carry a toy with you in public spaces? I'm sorry, I payed 45$cad for one Monster High doll, I deserve to carry it around even at 20 years old.

That's some neurotypical bs!