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@cirquedemonic
can't stop imagining obey me dateables and brothers fucking us and saying "I'll put a baby inside you.. your gonna be my baby mama right.. yes that's right mama cum on my cock.."
I IMAGINED MAMMON THE MOST
AHAGAHAHHAHAHSH IM SORRY I HAVE A DIRTY MIND AND I NEED TO SEE ONE I NEED IT I WANT IT 😭🙏
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!
I need as many people to answer as possible for very scientific reasons.
What is his name?
Obviously it's Mephistopheles
That's Megatron
You're all wrong his name is Mepmep
All three answers are wrong. Everyone knows his name is Memphis Tennessee.
Round 3
Who’s a worse cook?
Solomon (Obey Me!)
Chidi Anagonye (The Good Place)
How is Solomon losing. I haven't seen The Good Place yet, but I doubt Chidi's cooking is so bad that it makes people time travel several thousand years into the past and witness what their demon boyfriends were like prior to The Fall. I doubt his cooking is so bad it makes Death herself tremble in fear. For Diavolo's sake, Beelzebub, Avatar of Gluttony, won't eat Solomon's cooking, and that boy starts eating stone columns because dinner is a few minutes late. Solomon is the ultimate bad cook, period, and I will not accept any other answer.
So I was disappointed to learn that there was not a Planet in HomeStuck that spelled out LoTaN (yes, hello, I am a HomeStuck as well as a dirty demonf*cker, nice to meet you) so I decided to make my own.
From this day forth, I decree that, in an Obey Me! HomeStuck AU, Leviathan’s Planet would be the Land of Tentacles and Nendoroids. Fite me, haters.
(Also…while I’m not down for making it myself, because I already have too many projects on my plate that I’m putting off, I’d be 100% down to help brainstorm an OM!HS AU just for fun~ And I will read and reblog the *heck* out of any fanfics or other creative stuff that comes out of the conversation, too! :D )
UPDATE! My partner plays Obey Me now (and has been a HomeStuck for as long as I’ve known them) and they are also in the process of writing an Obey me / HomeStuck fanfic! It’s a few chapters in already and it’s BANGER. So go ready DemonStuck! Right now! You won’t regret it, I promise! At the very least, you will regret reading DemonStuck less than you do reading HomeStuck.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43434414/chapters/109190619
Official Best Demon Poll
Pick the best boy.
Asmo
Asmo
Asmo
Asmo
<em>Asmo</em>
Asmo
Asmo
Asmo
Asmo
Asmo
Look, I get it. We're into Lucifer because he gives off daddy vibes but we need more headcanons where he isn't the sexiest man in existence and is just some overrated loser (affectionate)
Nobody else will do it, so I'll do it myself
He makes lame dad jokes 24/7. Mammon, Beel, Belphie, and Asmo love it but always groan in annoyance. Satan hates it because he thinks puns are easy and low hanging fruit in the realm of comedy. Levi hates it because he's supposed to be the funny one (he says he is in a devilgram chat asking what MC's type is)
He randomly interrupts the brothers just to as questions and watch. Unironically invites himself into Levi's room ask if he's winning. Often leans over Satan's shoulder to see what he's reading. Likes to watch Asmo's devilgram streams during breaks. Often buys Beel food just to watch him eat. Sneaks into the attic to watch Belphie sleep. It's not creepy. He just likes being around them and is too tired to participate.
His eyes are very dry and he uses eye drops frequently. He needs reading glasses but is embarrassed about it because everything else about him is perfect. He always wears contact lenses that make it worse
He lets Asmo put makeup on him sometimes. He won't wipe it off because he doesn't want Asmo to believe he didn't do a good enough job to impress Lucifer. He knows Asmo has a low self esteem and will actively embarrass himself to make him happy.
Always wins claw machines. Never keeps the prizes. Depending on the kind of prize is what he does with it. Gift cards are given to Mammon when he behaves. Anime merch goes straight to Levi. Cute teddy bears are gifts for Asmo, especially if they're pink or have roses. Satan gets any cat stuffed animals, Beel gets ones shaped like food. Belphie gets the bigger prizes, like oversized stuffed toys to use as pillows. Anything he doesn't like or doesn't want to give to his brothers are often give to Cerberus as chew toys. He got one for Luke once but he hid it in his closet because he thought it was cursed. Lucifer was lowkey hurt and never gave him any again.
He likes hallmark movies. He'll never admit it. He likes to imagine the love interests as Lillith and her lover because in the movies they end up with a happy ending.
Listens to cursed records while imagining his loved ones. Sappy songs about romance are applied to mc
Cried while watching the Lion King with Diavolo
Mammon collects four leaf clovers and hides them in Lucifer's pockets
Obey me datables+ Luke playing Stardew Vally
Here is part two of obey me playing stardew vally, part one is here
Wants to play to join you and all the brothers and have fun. Probably heard the game from Levi.
Just happy to be there doing whatever it is everyone else is doing.
Would socialize with all the npcs in town.
Annoys Lucifer and his peaceful time fishing and mining(see part1)
Hangs out with Mayor Lewis chatting about the weather and the villagers.
"Why aren't they all a handful, I understand how hard it is to run a place ahahaha."
"My lord you cannot communicate with the non playable characters"-barbatos
Only played the game to accompany the young lord.
Always cleans up the random branches and whatnot that appear on the farm.
Befriends Caroline for the tea recipe, coincidentally she has green hair as well .
Has tea time with everyone in game as well.
follows diavolo around making sure he doesn't pass out from exhaustion or killed in the mines.
"What is your health and energy my lord? have some tea and cookies."
How is he so hot even in stardew
Just wants to be involved as well but is hopeless with technology.
You guys tell him to follow someone around so he doesn't get lost.
Loves helping Luke out and just farm and pick crops, good luck teaching him anything else.
Also loves to watch the cat bounce around and catch butterflies, he finds content in the small things in the game.
Always lost when he's on his own.
"Where am I? open the map? how do I do that. I still don't know where I am. How do I close the map?"
Shoot the mouse is in the way mb, it says sweets
Get a little annoyed having to guide Simeon through everything like a old man.
Like Beel, one of the few that actually stay on the farm to farm.
Spends most of his time in the ranch, taking his time to pet and talk to each animal and gathering their resources and processing it.
Gives everyone and the npcs cookies, Evelyn is his favorite npc.
Has his own kitchen in his cabin but still likes to cook with Beel.
But will not share supplies with Beel because he will eat it all!
"Did you see the milk I put in my fridge? BEEEEEEEL did you touch it ? D:<"
Finds Asmo in the wizards tower as well, what is he doing here?
Goes to the mines to collect stones, which he will not hand to the museum.
Gives solar essence and void essence to the wizard to befriend him, and try to learn magic and magical items.
Will also present you with a ring made of the prismatic shard, what a flirt.
Will also constantly sneak into your bed at night instead of his own.
"What do you mean why am I in your bed? we're married love this is "our" bed now."
Obey me brothers playing Stardew Vally!
Another day another fanfic, as someone with 500 hours in stardew I love this game and would love to imagine the om bros playing it with you! Will write the rest of the crew later.(gn reader)
He would prefer just playing with you and him, he doesn't need to deal with his brothers outside of reality.
Spends his time either in the mines or fishing because it's relaxing.
Will slay monsters for you in the mines, and protect you.
Gets mad if he ever dies, it hurts his pride.
Always got mad at Levi for yelling at his game too loud, well...now he gets it even if he never will admit it.
Takes good care of his dog, names it Cerberus and never lets his water bowel go empty.
"Don't worry my dear, these pathetic slimes will not harm a hair on your head."
Will be ALL OVER THE PLACE in the game, boy has energy for years
Will do any and every aspect of stardew that even remotely made money.
make sure your money is separate or he will spend it all!
Even with all his money making activities he still somehow find a way to be glued to you.
Excitedly tells you how much he made from the shipping bin (please tell him he did a good job)
Never sells straight to the store will always put everything in a shipping bin to see all the cash rack up at the end of the day.
Will definitely get married with you in game and have kids <3
"AHAHAHA The great mammon made 30,000 today, aren't cha proud of me?"
Levi probably has a ungodly amount of hours in this game and know every single thing about it, at this point he's just seeing how fast he can finish everything.
Won't spoil the game for you but will give you hints to the right direction (green is lucky bet on that color).
Good at every aspect of the game, mining? fishing? foraging? farming? ranching? he's got it all.
You honestly don't even need to try in this game he will spoil you and shower you in whatever you wanted.
His favorite character is Abigail, purple haired gamer girl yes please, whom he always romanced before meeting you.
When you get jealous and upset after learning that, he shyly presents the wedding ring he grinded the mines for (prismatic shards are hard to come by!).
"Um... here's a wedding ring. Nononono I'm not proposing this is to get the last stardrop in the game I swear! (blushes madly behind the screen glad you couldn't see him)"
You know this man will be obsessed with his pet cat, petting it every day and making sure the water bowel is full like his life depended on it.
Dies of cuteness everytime the cat snuggled with him in bed.
Waiting for that [pet]loves you note to appear and it makes him so happy.
Spends most of his time looking for books and reading them in game at the library.(who actually reads those in game? he does!)
From reading all the wiki he knows literally everything about the game as well, will spoil the game.
"Did you know in the fair if you bet on green you will have a 75% chance of winning?"
Spends his time befriending and chatting up all the npcs, so confusing why they don't like him from the get go because of his dazzling beauty!
Will spends YEARS on character customization
Also spends his time getting all the clothes and accessories, because he has to change up his beautiful look every now and then!
Will marry you to constantly give you a bunch of kisses!!! <3
Will also do the unspeakable with you every night XD thankfully you can only have two kids in stardew.
Somehow becomes best friends with emily and the wizard to change his look whenever he wants (befriending sorcerers is just his thing ig.
If he wasn't dating you he would be flirting with every npc until the fateful scene lol
"Hailey is so mean to me! >:( She must be jealous of my mesmerizing looks! Now never mind that my darling come give me a kisssss."
You had to get Solomon to open a portal to the kitchen cabinet so he doesn't constantly get up to go eat
The only brother beside Levi that actually farms so he can get ingredients
Gets the Kitchen upgrade first thing and cooks and eats all day in the game even if his energy is full, eating in game also makes him hungry in real life EVERY TIME
Hangs out at Gus all day, probably eating Gus out of his business as well
Gave his character a mouth so he can eat (haha so cute)
Will want to play with Belphie and you and present you guys with new recipes he cooked.
"I cooked 2000 survival burgers today would you like some?"
Why sleepy?because it rhymes with Belphie! Actually he mistyped when he feel asleep halfway through the customization and went with it.
Only playing because you and Beel asked him
Wanted to wear matching outfits with Beel, or is he too lazy to pick his own we will never know
Will nap all day in game and in real life as well, you keep having to get up and go to his computer to hit ok for the next day
The times he is awake he will probably follow you and Beel around to cheer you guys on whatever it is that you're doing
His favorite part is when you snuggle in bed with him at the end of each day in game.
"Come and snuggle with me...actually just turn off the game and snuggle with me in real life I'm getting lonely here."
I didn’t expect for this mobile game to be so cute!
Just found out about the Like a Dame event and cannot BELIEVE they didn't give us Mammon in a dress smfh gotta do everything around here myself
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I finally managed to finish another fic! :D A (very) late fic for Satan’s birthday. Enjoy. <3
please watch this with the sound on, i’m begging you
counting people
So I was disappointed to learn that there was not a Planet in HomeStuck that spelled out LoTaN (yes, hello, I am a HomeStuck as well as a dirty demonf*cker, nice to meet you) so I decided to make my own.
From this day forth, I decree that, in an Obey Me! HomeStuck AU, Leviathan’s Planet would be the Land of Tentacles and Nendoroids. Fite me, haters.
(Also...while I’m not down for making it myself, because I already have too many projects on my plate that I’m putting off, I’d be 100% down to help brainstorm an OM!HS AU just for fun~ And I will read and reblog the *heck* out of any fanfics or other creative stuff that comes out of the conversation, too! :D )
A picture I drew for our favorite lusty boy’s birthday, both with and without text. :) I’m super proud of the way the candlelight turned out (the hands are a different story, but I’m trying!) ...Also, I just noticed now that I forgot his nailpolish, after I already posted it in multiple places. Damn it. >_>
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I did it, y'all. I have all three of the special cards from the Bunny Nightmare event. 😭
Of course, Satan's UR from the Pop Quiz is still far outside my reach until at least the event is in Lonely Devil in 6 months. But! I have Belphie's card for finishing Part 1, and Luci and Mam's more common event cards. So I now have theoretical access to 6 out of the seven bunny outfits, at least! I don't have the items to unlock the outfits yet but that's not a big deal Thank Diavolo for my good luck today! 🙏
