Obey me brothers playing Stardew Vally!
Another day another fanfic, as someone with 500 hours in stardew I love this game and would love to imagine the om bros playing it with you! Will write the rest of the crew later.(gn reader)
He would prefer just playing with you and him, he doesn't need to deal with his brothers outside of reality.
Spends his time either in the mines or fishing because it's relaxing.
Will slay monsters for you in the mines, and protect you.
Gets mad if he ever dies, it hurts his pride.
Always got mad at Levi for yelling at his game too loud, well...now he gets it even if he never will admit it.
Takes good care of his dog, names it Cerberus and never lets his water bowel go empty.
"Don't worry my dear, these pathetic slimes will not harm a hair on your head."
Will be ALL OVER THE PLACE in the game, boy has energy for years
Will do any and every aspect of stardew that even remotely made money.
make sure your money is separate or he will spend it all!
Even with all his money making activities he still somehow find a way to be glued to you.
Excitedly tells you how much he made from the shipping bin (please tell him he did a good job)
Never sells straight to the store will always put everything in a shipping bin to see all the cash rack up at the end of the day.
Will definitely get married with you in game and have kids <3
"AHAHAHA The great mammon made 30,000 today, aren't cha proud of me?"
Levi probably has a ungodly amount of hours in this game and know every single thing about it, at this point he's just seeing how fast he can finish everything.
Won't spoil the game for you but will give you hints to the right direction (green is lucky bet on that color).
Good at every aspect of the game, mining? fishing? foraging? farming? ranching? he's got it all.
You honestly don't even need to try in this game he will spoil you and shower you in whatever you wanted.
His favorite character is Abigail, purple haired gamer girl yes please, whom he always romanced before meeting you.
When you get jealous and upset after learning that, he shyly presents the wedding ring he grinded the mines for (prismatic shards are hard to come by!).
"Um... here's a wedding ring. Nononono I'm not proposing this is to get the last stardrop in the game I swear! (blushes madly behind the screen glad you couldn't see him)"
You know this man will be obsessed with his pet cat, petting it every day and making sure the water bowel is full like his life depended on it.
Dies of cuteness everytime the cat snuggled with him in bed.
Waiting for that [pet]loves you note to appear and it makes him so happy.
Spends most of his time looking for books and reading them in game at the library.(who actually reads those in game? he does!)
From reading all the wiki he knows literally everything about the game as well, will spoil the game.
"Did you know in the fair if you bet on green you will have a 75% chance of winning?"
Spends his time befriending and chatting up all the npcs, so confusing why they don't like him from the get go because of his dazzling beauty!
Will spends YEARS on character customization
Also spends his time getting all the clothes and accessories, because he has to change up his beautiful look every now and then!
Will marry you to constantly give you a bunch of kisses!!! <3
Will also do the unspeakable with you every night XD thankfully you can only have two kids in stardew.
Somehow becomes best friends with emily and the wizard to change his look whenever he wants (befriending sorcerers is just his thing ig.
If he wasn't dating you he would be flirting with every npc until the fateful scene lol
"Hailey is so mean to me! >:( She must be jealous of my mesmerizing looks! Now never mind that my darling come give me a kisssss."
You had to get Solomon to open a portal to the kitchen cabinet so he doesn't constantly get up to go eat
The only brother beside Levi that actually farms so he can get ingredients
Gets the Kitchen upgrade first thing and cooks and eats all day in the game even if his energy is full, eating in game also makes him hungry in real life EVERY TIME
Hangs out at Gus all day, probably eating Gus out of his business as well
Gave his character a mouth so he can eat (haha so cute)
Will want to play with Belphie and you and present you guys with new recipes he cooked.
"I cooked 2000 survival burgers today would you like some?"
Why sleepy?because it rhymes with Belphie! Actually he mistyped when he feel asleep halfway through the customization and went with it.
Only playing because you and Beel asked him
Wanted to wear matching outfits with Beel, or is he too lazy to pick his own we will never know
Will nap all day in game and in real life as well, you keep having to get up and go to his computer to hit ok for the next day
The times he is awake he will probably follow you and Beel around to cheer you guys on whatever it is that you're doing
His favorite part is when you snuggle in bed with him at the end of each day in game.
"Come and snuggle with me...actually just turn off the game and snuggle with me in real life I'm getting lonely here."