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Science isn't about WHY? It's about WHY NOT? ; Independent blog for Aperture Science's CEO and Founder, Cave Johnson. Multiverse and Multi-ship friendly. - This blog is semi-active; FC: Aaron Eckhart Voice Actor: JK Simmons Tracked Tag: citrusandcombustion

[citrusandcombustion]

;;Art stream has been cancelled/postponed due to  familial issues. I may reschedule or not...

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Performing at the London New Years Day Parade!!

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;;So, I decided to post this here, as most of you well   know, my marching band was invited to play in   London. And you guys were so great with helping   me with my first initial payment for it. Thank you   guys so much!!! Welp. It that time once again, but   now the monthly goal is $300! Two people have   donated already, and I’ve gotten about $70 out of   that $300, but I still need the other $230 before    March 1st. 

  If you wanna donate, that’s cool! But, I will be    hosting yet another donation art stream next    weekend!! You pay, and I will do art in accordance   to what you give!! Sketches, colored sketches,    even digi paintings. 

  I will be posting this to other fandoms as well,    and I hope the turn out is just as good as the last   one I did back in December!!! 

  Stay tuned for more posts about this stream soon!    

 thank you guys!! ♥♥♥♥

[citrusandcombustion]

;;This stream will start at about 9PM or 10PM central time  Saturday, Feb. 18th!!!

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Performing at the London New Years Day Parade!!

Support 'Performing at the London New Years Day Parade!!' by donating or sharing today!

;;So, I decided to post this here, as most of you well   know, my marching band was invited to play in   London. And you guys were so great with helping   me with my first initial payment for it. Thank you   guys so much!!! Welp. It that time once again, but   now the monthly goal is $300! Two people have   donated already, and I’ve gotten about $70 out of   that $300, but I still need the other $230 before    March 1st. 

  If you wanna donate, that’s cool! But, I will be    hosting yet another donation art stream next    weekend!! You pay, and I will do art in accordance   to what you give!! Sketches, colored sketches,    even digi paintings. 

  I will be posting this to other fandoms as well,    and I hope the turn out is just as good as the last   one I did back in December!!! 

  Stay tuned for more posts about this stream soon!    

 thank you guys!! ♥♥♥♥

[citrusandcombustion]

      Why not MARRY safe science if you love it so much?                                  In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t                                  hit you on the butt on the way out, 

                   BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED

      Not you, test subject, you’re doing fine.

            Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. 

                                                               Goodbye.

   personals do not reblog.

[lyingmind-blog1]

          ❛ AND OUR MINDS CAN LIE .              NEVER DOUBT IT … ❜

[pclypus-blog]

     But I’m a CREEP,                                 I’m a WEIRDO                                 What the H E L L am I doing here?                                                                                           I don’t BELONG here.

      INDEPENDENT OC.

       10+ years of experience.          semi-selective. open fandom.         penned by erica.         PERSONALS DO NOT REBLOG

[citrusandcombustion]

;;So, I haven’t been on.    Life has gotten a bit tricky all of a sudden.   And my attention span has been locked to   one blog for the time being. 

My Nana (grandma) hasn’t been doing good lately. Other than my own mother, she’s been the closest person in my life. She’s recently been declared bed bound, and hasn’t been eating. She’s been dealing with cancer since 2009, and I think it’s finally gotten to her. So, it’s kind of been taking a toll on me, to see someone I’ve looked up to almost all of my life so weak and frail looking. I’m worried. 

So, yeah. I hope things change for the better. I’d rather her not go like this... I mean, I’d rather her not go... But yeah. 

I’m trying my best to stay strong. But every so often I can’t help but break just a bit.

[citrusandcombustion]

;the boyfrand is running late because traffic.  hit me up on skype if you want, but mutuals only pls.

[spac3witch]

Guy throwing the tree: Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Libra.

“What is your problem?!?!?”: Cancer, Capricorn, Virgo, Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus.

[citrusandcombustion]

;I gotta go for now.   I’ll be back some time tonight to continue  my reign of terror science upon you all.

 And thank you Undertale fandom for helping  me bring my Cave muse back.

[moviecapturing]

[citrusandcombustion]

          ..... 

              “....What is even happening?”

[citrusandcombustion]

      Why not MARRY safe science if you love it so much?                                  In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t                                  hit you on the butt on the way out, 

                   BECAUSE YOU ARE FIRED

      Not you, test subject, you’re doing fine.

            Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. 

                                                               Goodbye.

   personals do not reblog.

[citrusandcombustion]

plcntveined replied to your post:

the tags on this post are not ok you hear

            oops.             I’m not sorry.

[citrusandcombustion]

plcntveined replied to your post:

JESUS

      were you expecting any different?        really. 

[citrusandcombustion]

;I don’t even need to make a monster version of Cave for  an Undertale Verse...

                    He’s already a monster.

[kxndncss]

* “Hm? I am sorry, could you repeat that?

          I could not hear you over all of that HOT AIR

                            you’re spouting.”

[citrusandcombustion]

   “Oh yeah, doesn’t look like you have ears.     Sheesh.                     DO YOU NEED A HEARING AID?                     I CAN KEEP YELLING IF YOU                      PREFER, NOT-CAVE.”

   What was that even, Cave?