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Where is Flora? We don’t know.

I am blocking her from my life. She is gone forever.

I am not reblogging that, Flora. I am not like Bambi. I am not a deer. Fuck you.

I would love to play Mafia but I cannot get the email to send.

Ice skating? I hate it, but she looked happy to do it.

This just in: I hate Ice Skating.

Deciding to face your fears was never your forte. You spent your life running. But if the past haunts, there is nowhere to run anyway.

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What kinda hobbies do robots have?

Same as you do, you idiot. First I get all nice and wet. And then I get the tea bags--

#Hmm.

have something to say there starshine?

No. I do not.

Except petting your head.

Weak.

date a robot who purrs against your hair because hes 10ft goddamn tall its not hard to reach the top of your head

What is the mood of today? I need this to log it into my system.

man full of big talk is mostly full of big kisses more at 12

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Я русский.

<Well, that makes it easier. How are you, Dima? Are you doing well?>

The exact same dude.