Moose.

I am an actual moose.

[sandandglass]

[kyleehenke]

secrets revealed

[kyleehenke]

the lord works in mysterious ways

[civilmoose]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: I ate so much fucking shit on the fourth of July. I said I wouldn't, but then I did, and I totally fucked up my diet, and now I'm paying for it, by working out in 100 fucking degree weather. I hate my fucking life. I hate myself sO MUCH. WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THIS, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WORK BITCH!!!

[c-n-u-deactivated20150824]

IMm a bitter aspiring animator

[kyleehenke]

this is too real

[vintageux]

I’m more attached to my hoodie than my family

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

Visit Original Link

[hemosnixuality]

I AM PEEING MYSELF

[cranberryish]

 i lost my shit at adele then lost it harder at white chritsmas

[210pm]

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

[theludicrousrival]

[buzzfeed]

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

[roxannemonologues]

I love to hear him whisper “Fuck” or “Shit” when I throw it back.

[kwoo92]

i love to hear her moan yes and don’t stop, while I’m strokin

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

I love to hear them say praise The Lord and thank you Jesus while We in church

[classycarolinagirl]

Never underestimate the power of good morning texts, apologies, and random compliments.

(via rules-of-a-relationship)

[kamuicosplay]

Wanna make your costumes shiny and bright? Want to transform into a living Christmas tree?

I HAVE A NEW BOOK! And it’s only 5$! 

http://www.kamuicosplay.com/product-category/books/

I’ll teach you all the basics from choosing the right LED, calculating and building a circuit over working with shiny gemstones, acrylic globes and even plexiglas! Also how to hide batteries and build cool light up props! Check it out! :)

[gohankin2958904385038950-blog]

if i ever misgender you:

it is not on purpose i promise

im very sorry

tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them

spray me with cold water

[strawberrybards]

I think Sam can wait a little longer.

[steverogeres]

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A DRAGON

[sadgirls-deactivated20141008]

[210pm]

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

[theludicrousrival]