Pancake

If at first you don't succeed, try turning it off and then back on.

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[wwinterweb]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS

[ruinedchildhood]

laughed way too hard at this [x]

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[mirksilua-blog]

So my dog is a 210 pound Great Dane who has never had a toy smaller than a car tire before, and he always rips them to sheds within a couple weeks.

Recently my sister got him the biggest toy she could find in the doggy toy section, a toy owl about the size of my dog’s head.

He smelled it, took it delicately in his mouth, then just dropped it on the floor and has barely touched it since.

But I keep finding him with it near him while he is sleeping.

I haven’t put it there, and neither has my mum.

He never chews on it, like he is afraid to break it.

And it is always right near his head when he sleeps.

I think he has accepted the tiny owl as his pet.

[mirksilua-blog]

When the fuck did this get notes Did someone famous reblog my tiny puppy boy

[candycorn-dreams]

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

[witchsuggest]

Self care is eating incense sticks while summoning Satan at 3 in the morning

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

not to be dramatic but if mad max wins best picture i’m going to physically shapeshift into a sixteen wheeler and fuck the sun 

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[riceisholy]

reminder: it’s ok to feel lost

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[sixpenceee]

Abandoned kids theme park ride at Chernobyl.

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[animal-factbook]

what kind of hummingbird is this?

[unclefather]

Take a fucking sip, babes

[leyorio-deactivated20170725]