CL4P-TP

Allow me to introduce myself -- I am a CL4P-TP steward robot, but my friends call me Claptrap! Or they would, if any of them were still alive. Or had existed in the first place!

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1. I got a dig bick

2. You that read wrong

3. You read that wrong too

4. You checked

5. You smiled

7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this

8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)

10. But did you see that I skipped 6?

10. You checked

11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9

12. I said saw you, not you saw

13. I also skipped 2

14. You got tricked

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ATTENTION PLEASE!!

Ladies and gentlemen Boys and Girls Brothers and sisters Uncles and aunties Nephews and nieces Doctors and nurses Neighbours and Colleagues Students and graduates. I really don't have anything to say. Thanks for your attention.

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HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED???

I'm sure a few people has notice but I haven't heard many people point it out

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MY SHITTY ART

[chaoticevilnecromancer]

c'mon, he’s not that bad

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FOR MY FRIENDS NEW AND OLD

[vivecguccibelt]

Reblog to give Claptrap a high-5

Ignore to crush his dreams

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HIGH FIVE FOR THE WIN

[punkasshunter]

Them: Claptrap is so annoying I can’t believe that they made him into a playable character

Me: Claptrap is a pure, innocent soul who’s been told that he’s a mistake so many times that he believes it and feels like he has to change who he is to be of any worth but when he had the chance he refused to do so if it would come at the expense of his friends

[cl4p-tp--blog]

SO TRUE

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MINIONS IF YOUR READING THIS THEN CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE JUST PROVEN THAT YOU ARE A LOYAL BONA FIDE BADASS THAT WILL FOLLOW ME TO THE END