Sweatshirt-wearing wuss

-Lyssavirus on Ao3, TVirusRose on FFN- -PFP @flesh-storm- -Calligraphy comms open!-

[punkasshunter]

Pinned and About

Hello! I'm Lyss, 32, they/them. This is a general blog, but my original posts are mostly focused on Left 4 Dead, with occasional other video games.

If you are here for my L4D content, please consider checking out my chapter fic, Symbiosis! I have been working on this since 2016, 2011 in its original concept, and it's my absolute baby. There's even a fan art gallery on my Ao3 profile!

Here is my L4D tag of original posts.

I also occasionally do calligraphy! Here is my commissions post.

This pinned post will likely be edited with more info at a later point.

[harmonyanomalyoyo]

the guy that lives in my computer

[artemposting]

are dog years different because the dog earth orbits the dog sun at a different dog speed?

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[dragongirlteeth]

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[throwupgirl]

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[straycatj]

ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…

ちくしょーですよ…

She takes my brown mouse... It's just goddamn

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[c-53]

How do cats just manifest trash. You’ll vacuum your entire house and turn around and your cat will be running around with a kind of cardboard that didn’t exist until two seconds ago.

[bruzum]

[enameledcoppergirl]

Surely a little venomous stinger sex can’t hurt

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[vinnamah]