Lady Ren

Sith Lord at Large, 45, they/them, swamp witch

[ldpdlarchives]

[virginiaisforvampires]

"And I....I am the Vampire Lestat!"

Yes. Yes, you are. 🥹❤️‍🔥

*happy sobs*

[ilikewritingandspeedcore]

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK MOTHER NATURE

[rhyperographer]

I went to find the article. It's fascinating.

[digital-magus]

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

[raginghummingbird]

[canvascoloredin]

my shaylas

[talesfromthecrypts]

If evil why 🥺

[talesfromthecrypts]

Hang every rope Burn every witch But you'll never catch the butterscotch bitch

[trix-or-treatz]

Miss Piggy's response to misogyny and fatphobia is physical violence and I think we should all take something from that

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[modernsuperhero]

HOLY SHIT???

[ironwoman359]

God I love it when people mash classic arts and modern art together, it creates the most incredible things

[liquidlikecats]

Now with her name

[ryan-sometimes]

The stereotype straight men have about gays being bad at sports is so odd to me because gay men will often be so athletic for no reason. Once at a gay bar I saw a random guy do a backflip like it was nothing. The meanest twink I knew in college ran marathons listening to Madonna. I knew this other gay guy in college who lifted so much his arm was bigger than my leg. Drag queens will drop into splits and do flips from platforms at bars. I don’t think straight men really know what they’re talking about

[wolf-aid]

This is Gaza, where not a single house remains standing. We are without shelter, without food, without water. We are dying. We are being bombed every day. We are being shot at in the middle of Gaza City. Where is the ceasefire agreement? Where is the humanity? They are shooting at and targeting people who go to get some firewood for their families to cook. We are truly oppressed.

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[herewithinthevoid]

this is without a doubt one of my favorite fucking rides to take on this hellsite 𖹭

[creatrixarcanum]

Umm y'all are so right about him.

[alienbycomics]

A history and mythology lesson reminding you that trans and non-binary people have always existed! [Long post]

[shjack180]

This gif made me realize just how much Rumi’s secret affected her ability to be a hunter and to be there to fight with and help protect her fellow hunters. I've long held the opinion that Celine teaching Rumi to hide her patterns and heritage while simultaneously teaching Mira and Zoey that all demons are evil and should be killed on sight actually put Rumi in more danger. But here we see how it also puts Mira and Zoey in more danger than they would have been had Rumi felt safe enough to tell them.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[limnaia]

I really did not have 'the real life hunger games' on my bingo card for the year. Has anyone checked on Suzanne Collins? The dodgeball of prophecy hitting her retroactively must hurt like hell.

[miyoriia]

[brightlotusmoon]

[flootzavut]

Tumblr: we are a no porn website now

Porn: you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[viralfrog]

[citizenquacks]