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There's no reason to ring in the new year in uncomfortable pants. #isittooearlyforadrink #newyear #happynewyear #newyear2015

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Vogue created the first Nicole Kidman-Laura Linney hybrid.

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me all summer

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Oh hey there 1993. I've missed you. #swingbattabattabattaswing

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What a day! #SCOTUS #lovewins

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Giving up and going full-Monica for the rest of the summer. 

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Is the lighting in Sephora designed to make you look dead and sallow

or is that just me?

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An Open Letter from Your Horrible Facebook Friends - The New Yorker

We’re your Facebook friends. Those Facebook friends. You know the ones. The moms who have recently gotten into CrossFit. The club promoters you went to college with. The ex-boyfriend who is legally contesting his firing from Best Buy. Your great aunt in Arizona who signs her comments, “With all my love, Your Great Aunt Marjorie.” The girl who appears to have stayed perpetually pregnant since graduation.

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“Beauty is whatever gives joy.” 

—Edna St. Vincent Millay

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