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 Clariie Unciano | Follow my IG:  ♥2 creepers on my tumblr. No follow backs. lol

[evilrashida]

[gnarly]

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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[vi0lettae]

[comeforme]

♡

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[daddydaddyplease]

[clariieeapu]

Why I'd Be Kicked Out of The Scooby Gang

Shaggy: Zoinks

Scooby: Ruh-roh

Daphne: Jeepers

Velma: Jinkies

Me: Well fuck

[staypozitive]

You’ve survived 100% of your worst days. You’re doing great.

(via http-keanu)

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no matter how much water i drink i still remain thirsty 4 u

[guccimxmi]

[salmmonney]

[cybrputa]

[ogkraze]

http://ogkraze.tumblr.com

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[actuates]

You’ll know it’s time to let go when holding on is just holding you back.

Excerpt from something I’ll probably write in the future. |(Morsus Engel)| (via actuates)

[yoncehaunted]

[bombshellssonly]

[clariieeapu]

FAQ

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

immigrant parents: you look like youve gained weight you should exercise but also eat all of this food so u can become a doctor and also heres a bag filled with plastic bags