make me.

  I am James Clarke. I was thirty-four and searching for content and fulfillment to my life when I became immortal at the hands of a stranger on a club.   Now.. Well, when you can't live in the light, you'll take everything you can from the darkness, don't you? [[Indie vampire OC]]

[clarkejames-blog]

PSA:

     { After a few too many messes during the last month, I’m giving up playing OCs for a while. This blog has definitely seen its best days, and while I love and adore James as a muse, I’m tired of playing him. There’s about 99% certainty I’ll make him a new account later in life but for now, this blog’s tale is over. I probably won’t delete it but keep it as an archive and maybe post the link to a new log when I get my drift back.

    So, goodbye friends (especially generalspnrp and time-immemorial), you can still find me at my Marla McGivers blog and my personal if you want to keep in touch with me! }

[clarkejames-blog]

PSA:

     { After a few too many messes during the last month, I’m giving up playing OCs for a while. This blog has definitely seen its best days, and while I love and adore James as a muse, I’m tired of playing him. There’s about 99% certainty I’ll make him a new account later in life but for now, this blog’s tale is over. I probably won’t delete it but keep it as an archive and maybe post the link to a new log when I get my drift back.

    So, goodbye friends (especially generalspnrp and time-immemorial), you can still find me at my Marla McGivers blog and my personal if you want to keep in touch with me! }

[clarkejames-blog]

PSA:

     { After a few too many messes during the last month, I'm giving up playing OCs for a while. This blog has definitely seen its best days, and while I love and adore James as a muse, I'm tired of playing him. There's about 99% certainty I'll make him a new account later in life but for now, this blog's tale is over. I probably won't delete it but keep it as an archive and maybe post the link to a new log when I get my drift back.

    So, goodbye friends (especially generalspnrp and time-immemorial), you can still find me at my Marla McGivers blog and my personal if you want to keep in touch with me! }

[clarkejames-blog]

    [[ so, during my intended-to-be-short visit, I managed to find out that my muse is into Twilight*. I think it's a good time for me to start to sleep... ]]

[inboxideas]

If you could recast my faceclaim, who would you choose and why?

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[immortaliisms]

    { Will refrained from rolling        his eyes, but just barely.   }

         ”To be perfectly honest, it’s a             guess. But I have a strong             feeling that the series won’t            improve upon their ridiculous            love story or terrible writing.            Also, I didn’t want to waste             my money.” 

[clarkejames-blog]

    "It's not that bad. I mean, the Bella-Edward thing isn't really catching, but the other Cullens and..." James didn't manage to finish his sentence before realising it himself: he was actually defending the series.

    "...fuck."

[clarkejames-blog]

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞ (Hi again dear!)

    "Come on, what's the worst that could happen?"

[clarkejames-blog]

    "You might want to patch that up, now."

[memexmayhem-blog]

ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ (sᴏᴍᴇ ɴsғᴡ).

[clarkejames-blog]

❝I was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character… And mystery.❞

❝You’re slutty, not easy. There’s a difference, semantically.❞

❝Oh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.❞

❝I’m all about giving. I’m like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.❞

❝Seriously, enough clitorference.❞

❝If grateful paid the bills, we’d all be fuckin’ Bill Gates!❞

❝I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.❞

❝The system’s fucked.❞

❝Do not defend your boner to me right now!❞

❝This one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.❞

❝I’m feeling some sapphic vibes comin’ off you.❞

❝Why did you take us to a gay bath house?❞

❝You know I can promise you that I’ve never been saner than I am right now.❞

❝I have mastered the art of shutting people off.❞

❝I made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point is…I don’t even know what my point is anymore.❞

❝You live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.❞

❝I think I’ve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.❞

❝I love you and I fucking hate you.❞

❝Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?❞

❝Lesbian request denied.❞

❝That’s what love is like       it’s like coming home.❞

❝You got some fucked up priorities.❞

❝It’s not like I’m exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.❞

❝Too hetero?❞

❝You’re supposed to be my family.❞

❝I always miss you until you’re here.❞

❝Don’t you fucking leave me.❞

❝Were you trying to pimp me out?❞

❝You know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.❞

❝Oh, so here’s the thing     no.❞

❝Adventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.❞

❝No, this is divine retribution.❞

❝Do not project your conscience onto me.❞

❝I will fuck you. Literally.❞

❝I heart you.❞

❝You don’t just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.❞

❝I would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckin’ stupid.❞

[immortaliisms]

         ”My name is William, thank you.” 

         ”And I only saw two of them before           I’d had enough.” 

[clarkejames-blog]

    James pulls the other's hand to the quickest and least formal introduction he's ever done. "Jamesit'sapleasure. Then how can you know the last three will be bad?"

[immortaliisms]

         ”…”

   { Warning: incoming bullshit alert. }

         ”As a scientist it’s important to            observe several sources of           varying opinions when it comes           to Vampires.” 

[clarkejames-blog]

    "Dude."

    "That's five movies. You're sure you didn't get the hang of them from the first?"

[immortaliisms]

         ”It may be worth reading again,            though most of it is superstition.” 

         ”I have it from a reliable source that           the last three movies are actually           quite terrible.” 

[clarkejames-blog]

    "Well, what else is new."

    "...You've watched them yourself, haven't you?"

[clarkejames-blog]

❝Even dirtier!❞ « happy 18th birthday c: »

Send me "Even dirtier!" and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours.

    “I feel pretty sexy.”

[acumine-blog]

          ❝Well, you look pretty drunk…❞

[clarkejames-blog]

    "Those don't cancel each other out, you know..."

[immortaliisms]

         ”Do yourself a favor and stop while            you’re ahead.” 

         ”Or, better yet, pick up Dracula if you’re            so interested in fictitious lore.”

[clarkejames-blog]

    "I read it as a kid, actually, not that I remember much anything... The last three movies surely can't be that bad?"

[txlepathetic-archive-deactivate]

"Scotch would be nice if you’ve got it, but water is fine." He sighed, leaning back in the chair and looking at the other man, his head feeling more than a little like it was going to explode.

[clarkejames-blog]

"I take it you want painkillers with that," he said, not really even asking a question. James rose, walking to not-his kitchen where he vaguely remembered seeing some bottles of liquor. A little moment of more shuffling and he returned, holding a glass of water and a bottle of cheap whiskey in his one hand and a few tablets of Ibuprofen in other hand — he had no idea any more how many you're supposed to take.

[hallowednesday-blog]

⊰ ♛ ⊱  ❝Fine. I guess.❞

[clarkejames-blog]

    "Thanks." He stares the phone for a moment, turning it around and pressing buttons, clearly without a clue of what he's doing. After a painfully long moment, he gets it open, finds Messages and types out his text. "Thanks."

[immortaliisms]

         ”…”

        “Of course you were.” 

[clarkejames-blog]

    "...I started watching it to get the references, and then New Moon just happened to be at library..."