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Kick-starting the ~Topper Headon was sexy~ campaign in the year 2026
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🚨 The Dalai Lama has named Sandinista! as his favourite album by punk rock band The Clash.
"They really did something interesting with that one. I don't think it deserves all the negativity it receives."
Do you agree with his holiness? Reblog with your thoughts
💡 Did you know? Topper Headon's 1986 album 'Waking Up' sold negative copies due to people asking for refunds.
🚨 Mick Jones' fracking business has been shut down due to safety concerns.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Rumours are circulating that a joint musical project between Paul "Smnody" Simonon and Ashtar Sheran, leader of the Ashtar Galactic Command, are in the works. The two recently became acquainted after Paul's ascension to The Evolutionary Level Above Human. Are you excited for this new project?
I posted this before Ashtar was adopted by chuds. I came across him completely independently and this post was made with nothing but love in my heart. Paul Simonon and I would like to confirm that ClashUpdates has no affiliation with 'Agartha' and neither does Ashtar Sheran; he is an alien from the Pleiades star cluster, which is over 400 lightyears away from Earth, and thus not a 'land down under'. Thank you for your time.
FUN FACT: Did you know that in Estonian, "Simonon" refers to a big (usually huge) and smelly turd that leaves your ass hurting the whole day after shitting it? Reblog with your reaction! ✨️
This has nothing to do with Paul Simonon. Please take post down now
FUN FACT: Did you know that in Estonian, "Simonon" refers to a big (usually huge) and smelly turd that leaves your ass hurting the whole day after shitting it? Reblog with your reaction! ✨️
(Michael) Geoff(rey) (Jones) The killer. Doesn't this mean anything to you?
Hello, this is Liz's mother. This ask caused Liz to be sectioned again.
👀 Father Christmas has just revealed what list each of The Clash members are on this year.
Mick: The Naughty List 👎
Joe: He will not be on any of Father Christmas' lists this year.
Paul: The Nice List 💌
Topper: The Naughty List 👎
What are your thoughts on Santa's choices? 🎄✨🎅
✨ Speaking of lists...
There is no evidence to support The Clash having any ties to Epstein
👀 Father Christmas has just revealed what list each of The Clash members are on this year.
Mick: The Naughty List 👎
Joe: He will not be on any of Father Christmas' lists this year.
Paul: The Nice List 💌
Topper: The Naughty List 👎
What are your thoughts on Santa's choices? 🎄✨🎅
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People interacting with this account as if I haven't been dead for 3 months... 👀
But I suppose you all deserve a new fact... Pictured here is a MickJonesious Polycroecean! This is a microorganism only recently discovered and given a name. It gets its name from it's striking resemblance to our very own Mick Jones!
FACT CHECK: This is true.
🚨 Paul Simonon has announced that he will no longer be selling Ackee and Saltfish at his Jamaican street food stall due to a recent plague that devastated his organic farm.
"Mi na have dat."
✨ Mick Jones has learnt how to properly format images in Adobe InDesign.
"It's simple, really! When adding images into your InDesign document, you need to make sure the image file is saved locally onto your PC and that you directly import it through the 'Place' option in the 'File' drop-down menu. This is because Adobe InDesign displays images best when they're linked to their source, rather than if they're copied and pasted into the document and solely stored there. The only instance in which you should copy and paste an image is if it's purely vector-based, this is because vectors can be infinitely upscaled and still appear high-quality."
✨ He says that another great benefit of images requiring links is that it significantly helps to keep the document's file size small. What do you think about this? Reblog with your thoughts!
🚨 Mick Jones has been cast as Michael Mell in the upcoming 2027 West End revival of 'Be More Chill'. What are your thoughts? ✨
🗳 Ever wondered who THE CLASH are voting for in the next general election??? We've got the answers... ⬇️
Paul: Your Party
Mick: Monster Raving Loony Party
Joe: He will not voting in the upcoming election.
Topper: Reform UK
Whose politics do you agree with more??? ✨️
Vote Green by the way.