True Clash Facts!

100% Real AND Confirmed facts about The Clash you won't find anywhere else! Everyone else is lying do NOT trust them

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So many people are spreading FALSE information about the Clash on here. I'm here for REAL FACT! Who's with me?

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My name is not Peregrine do not ask me if it is

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50 posts! I am so proud to have shared all of my Clash knowledge with you all! Here's to 12,494,223,542,775,820,231 more! 🎉

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👀 Father Christmas has just revealed what list each of The Clash members are on this year.

Mick: The Naughty List 👎

Joe: He will not be on any of Father Christmas' lists this year.

Paul: The Nice List 💌

Topper: The Naughty List 👎

What are your thoughts on Santa's choices? 🎄✨🎅

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✨ Speaking of lists...

There is no evidence to support The Clash having any ties to Epstein

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Are we sure about that last bit

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My rotten egg supply dwindling just might be my breaking point of this year. Whatever. 2026 is soon. New year, new eggs!

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No 😂

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Did you know?

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Did you know?

Mick Jones's real name is Michael. This is a subtle nod to the fact he sings into a Michael phone.

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I am so fucking pissed this post flopped.

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People interacting with this account as if I haven't been dead for 3 months... 👀

But I suppose you all deserve a new fact... Pictured here is a MickJonesious Polycroecean! This is a microorganism only recently discovered and given a name. It gets its name from it's striking resemblance to our very own Mick Jones!

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are you and clashupdates the same person

How DARE you compare me to... that???

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Tbh I kinda thought this too ngl

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We actually aren't /gen

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AND I'M GLAD!! /hmph

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You are just the BTEC version of me 😂

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Don't call me that??? You eat dirt more than my roomba AND pet dog

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are you and clashupdates the same person

How DARE you compare me to... that???

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Tbh I kinda thought this too ngl

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We actually aren't /gen

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AND I'M GLAD!! /hmph

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are you and clashupdates the same person

How DARE you compare me to... that???

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So sorry for the lack of activity! My soul has been going through the annual "darkness reaping." For personal reasons I may not elaborate any further! Hopefully this satisifies you all enough! Here is one of my favourite photos of our favourite group.

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The pain has not stopped.

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So sorry for the lack of activity! My soul has been going through the annual "darkness reaping." For personal reasons I may not elaborate any further! Hopefully this satisifies you all enough! Here is one of my favourite photos of our favourite group.

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It'll happen soon.

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🧠 Did you know? Joe Strummer was able to unhinge his jaw like a python. This unique adaptation allowed him to consume prey six-times the size of his own head. Reblog with your reaction!

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Hey, I also have photographal evidence of this! From my gallery in March 2024. A little bit different from depicted in the post.

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Mick Jones will be