stars. stars. stars.

My name is Ariah (uh-rye-uh). I am 22. I am a female. Currently a heartbroken mother who is done with self centered bastards who think they are always the victim in every situation.

[bipolar-in-denial]

How do you know you really like someone?

You text them after you masterbate.

[bipolar-in-denial]

Explain the Logic

Guy: *texts girl*

Girl: *texts back*

Guy: *sends dick pic*

Girl: *doesn't respond*

Guy: texts: hey

Girl: *still doesn't text back*

Guy: *sends picture of face* (because of course this saves a dead conversation)

Girl: *still pretty grossed out*

Guy: texts: want to hang out?

Girl: *blocks guy*

Guy: Wtf?

[bipolar-in-denial]

Note To All Persons With Penises: If you send an unwanted dick pic to an unsuspecting person, the chances of you getting blocked by said person is about 99.9999999%.

Also why?

[ariahmarin]

This is a terrible painting of my sister and I. I like what I did with the colors, but totally fucked up our faces 😂

[ariahmarin]

I made this for my momma for her birthday. It is a picture of my son with Hawaiian roses.

Made with Prismacolor Pencils, black ink, white acrylic paint and some detail pens.

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series itd paired with

[animalbody]

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

[gay-jesus-probably]

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

[kremeroyale]

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

[soloh]

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

[fhaomik]

this is my legacy

[misskitkatcupcake-deactivated20]

If it takes a thousand arrests of our actors, musicians and writers to reinforce inappropriate sexual behaviour isn’t acceptable I’m very good with that.

If TV shows end, studios close, bands fall from the charts to prove that the vulnerable are not there to be used and discarded and not believed.

Tear it all down…. it’s built on rot

[chandra-nalaar]

i just went on r/incels to see if it was really that bad and it was actually pretty informative. i found out that women are all powerful beings and we control society by exploiting men for their money and their jobs, are NOT required to pay bills, and that we all make 50k a month on patreon. like shit why did no one tell me. i didnt even know i had a patreon

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.

[quintessentialbeings]

sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username

[ladyananas]

sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[wallywest89-deactivated20140328]

[connorcillium]

This is the only time I’ve ever approved of pokemon and sex being combined

[gstringofsuburbia]

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

[endoshan]

[shinypurplebuttons-blog]

This is missing the best part - when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

[milesyart]

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

[orciny]

Always reblog bisexual chaotic goods

[league-of-extraordinarycomics]

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