1A (and more) Incorrect Quotes

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Hawks: Alright I'm buying you a happy meal but I get the pokemon card that comes with it.

Tokoyami: But I don't want a happy meal.

Hawks: Too bad.

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Kurogiri: Do you want to explain to me why I found a lighter in your room?

Shigaraki: Yeah I lit UA on fire.

Kurogiri: Oh thank god, I though you were smoking weed!

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Kaminari: Y'know, this fat free cake isn't so bad.

Shinsou: Kaminari, that's a sponge.

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Holy fucking shit this is so good I just screamed. Thank you so much for the art!!!!! 

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Todoroki: Don't worry Midoriya, we're all afraid of something.

Midoriya: Even you?

Todoroki: No.

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Shigaraki: I am literally evil incarnate.

Shigaraki: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Shigaraki: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

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Natsuo: I'm not gonna lie, Shoto. I'm a little scared of your boyfriend.

Todoroki: Midoriya? He wouldn't hurt a fly!

Fuyumi: Phew that's reassuring.

Todoroki: He would kill a man, however.

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Uraraka: I got a round face with chubby cheeks because I have love stored in them.

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Bakugou: Y'know usually people with daddy issues become strippers.

Todoroki: That option is still available to me.

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Toga: *petting Dabi's hair* So cute!

Dabi: Toga no, I'm not cute.

Toga: *pets harder* So small, so tiny!

Dabi: Toga please I am literally a head taller then you.

Toga: *pets even harder* So soft, Dabi is made of kittens.

Dabi: Toga, I am an A-ranked villain, oh my god

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Villain, about Bakugou: AHHH GET YOUR FUCKING HERO BITCH!

Midoriya: He don't bite.

Villain: YES HE DO!!!!

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Iida: I trust Midoriya.

Uraraka: You think his plan will work.

Iida: Oh absolutely not, I'm terrified.

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Mina: After analyzing every possible chess game using a quantum computer we have determined that the optimal strategy is to move the horseys around. This is literally unbeatable.

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Koda: I don’t understand why people need to do drugs or party in order to have fun, have you tried mac n cheese?

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Midoriya: *on the phone* Hi Todoroki, do you know my blood type?

Todoroki: Of course, it's O-

Midoriya: Oh I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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Todoroki: Don't preach to me about romance.

Natsuo: I once had a three-way in a hot air balloon, I'm a romance expert.

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Ashido: Can I have a private talk with you?

Sero : Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.