#tw weed

[ineedamommyyyyy]

I need a dispo rn I’m tweaking

[alilbirdieovo]

stupid Undertale AU idea

(tw for weed and stuff)

Undertale but Frisk happened to have a random person who had tried weed for the first time try to save them when they fell and they think the entire thing is just a Crazy trip bc it’s their first time doing any substance. Their friends (who are freaking out about loosing their vulnerable friend on the surface) made sure they had enough and alarms set so that they could stay tripping for a weekend they had planned in the city

and so now frisk is leading this High adult around like “don’t stop them, let them stay high, it’s a mercy to them” and the High adult is just without a filter and generally enjoying themselves like “Ooo this is Funnyyyy”

Idk I think that would be amusing. A happy high adult following this kid and randomly asking when they manage to form a coherent thought if they’ve eaten- trying so hard but they’re so high they’re practically over the mountain

[romulusthewolf]

edible i just took is hitting, if i say something insane... that's why.

I'm gonna be thinking thoughts and will not be texting it to my friends before i post it.

might start werewolf posting.

[inkfire-scribe]

An Autistic Guide To The Mechanics of Smoking Weed

This post is intended as an informational resource for folk who want to smoke, but don't know how to start or don't have an elder stoner to give advice. I've only been smoking for two years, but here's what I've learned. NOTE: This guide will not cover the prepping of your joint or pipe, but rather the mechanics of getting the smoke into your lungs with the least amount of fuss.

Joint

Small amount of weed wrapped in smoking paper. May or may not have a cardboard filter. Note, the filter does not filter anything - rather it creates a pocket of air between your mouth and the burning leaves, giving it a little space to cool down before you inhale.

Blunt

A large amount of weed rolled in a blunt wrap, tobacco leaf, or hemp leaf. This is generally meant for sharing with your friends, and may be mixed with other substances.

How to Smoke a Joint/Blunt

Set the joint between your lips and strike your lighter. Draw air into your mouth using your tongue. You can release this air without inhaling, repeating until your joint is lit.

Once lit, repeat the process of drawing the smoke into your mouth with your tongue. Hold it for just a second, letting it cool, then inhale, so that you bring the smoke in along with a lungful of fresh air. This should cool the smoke enough to reduce the likelihood of coughing, which is caused by irritating the skin around your tonsils at the back of your throat.

Hand Pipe

Pipes come in many shapes and materials. Varying in size from a tiny chillum pipe to a long-stemmed gandalf, by far the most common style you'll find in any smoke shop is a spoon pipe. A hand pipe may be made from metal, glass, stone, or even silicone.

How to Smoke a Hand Pipe

Like when smoking a joint, you'll want to use your tongue to draw the smoke into your mouth and allow it to cool for a moment before inhaling a lungful of fresh air along with it.

Water Pipe

A water pipe, or bong, is larger than a hand pipe, designed to sit on a tabletop during use. The bowl that holds your ground flower sits in a downstem, the end of which is submerged in water. Sometimes the neck has a pinched area for holding ice above the water chamber, and the pipe may be equipped with a percolator in the chamber. All of these - the water, the ice, and the perc - are designed to cool the smoke before you inhale it.

How to Smoke a Water Pipe

Where with dry pipes you must hold the smoke in your mouth and mix it with fresh air to cool it, water pipes have built-in methods to cool the smoke for you. So instead of pulling the smoke with your mouth, you want to inhale directly into your lungs. The cooler the smoke is, the smoother your hit will be.

Because you're taking in a full lungful of smoke, all that THC will hit your system at once, giving you a hefty dose and a very fast high. While you can pretty easily manage your high from smoking a joint or dry pipe, taking small hits and smoking a little at a time, it's recommended to only take one rip off a bong. That'll likely be more than enough.

Note: a "hit" is when you inhale any amount of weed smoke. Every inhale is a separate hit. When you inhale from a bong, you'll hear the water bubbling, which is why this is called "taking a rip" or "ripping a bong."

If anyone else wants to add to this or correct me, please feel free. I'm still just a baby stoner and will obviously defer to the more experienced among us. Mostly I just wanted to save my fellow newbies from some of the mistakes I think we've all made.

And yeah... I just got my first bong, and my dudes I have ERRED. I can feel my EYEBALLS and this was NOT the plan for today.

[stonergrrl34]

[cultofeth0s]

proud to be stonedqueer even though the nEST PROTECT FIRE ALARM KEEPS GOING OFF EVERY TIME I TAKE A PUFF OFF MY FUCKING WEED VAPE

[chibi-pix]

Dragons invaded the high doodles!

Heyo! Chibi here! And a couple nights in a row I took to being high, which was very delightful. And the nights had interactions and doodles that were greatly amusing. So I'm here to share!

As per usual, please note that I live in a country/state where certain substances (THC in my case) are legal and can be legally acquired. I am also of a legal age. If you engage with such substances, please do so legally or at least responsibly. Please be safe and in a safe area.

Without further ado, let's start. Amusingly (and dangerously? Please, try not to be me), I did not start my high at home. We went out to eat (I did NOT drive, I was responsible), and I was messaging @zipp0flare, my buddy who has seen me high in person.

We do not sit up straight. We both tip, and they saw how much I tip when high. But anyway, I did finally make it home and up the stairs to my room.

And the doodling to to begin!

So, for starters, I drew a fairly decent (now that I look at him) Raichu for Zip. They were musing about accessory ideas for a mega stone and they weren't sure about earring styles as they didn't wanna pierce the bugger's ear. So I suggested cuff style and doodled it up. Next up is the dragon. So, I got these squishy dragons to fidget with and in my high state, they looked and felt like having hatchling dragons. And when I reached for a snack, one looked like it panicked.

Zero brain cells. And then peanut butter. So, I keep peanut butter in my room. And when I got a spoon of it to eat, it looked like one of the dragons wanted it. So I had to doodle it. And. Here are some photos I took of the dragons because they were so funny looking in my state. Or, one's a photo, the other (with the fan) was a screenshot from a video I recorded. Which did inspire a doodle the following night.

And.... the fan sparked conversation in discord with @queenscene2 and @80sgaytrashgoblin.

Which sparked this doodle.

And I kinda wanna keep her as an idea????? I like her.

Anyway, that ended that first night. Then I had a few more doodles last night. Which... I don't know how much I took. Please don't be me and not know.

So, these were the three last night. Which was really fun.

Anyway! I hope y'all enjoyed these doodles and interactions. And remember to be safe if you engage with such things yourself. Until next time!

[legless-rat]

Dream blunt rotation:

Bestie 1

Bestie 2

Trinity santos

Hollyleaf

Those fuckass puppets they use for Hebrew school kids