Just what it says on the tin! [10/15 reqs]

hi there! mod gira here. i use he/they/star/He pronouns and i am here to classpect your favorite pokemon! let the shitshow begin, lmao.

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Welcome to classpecting-pokemon!!

welcome, one and all, to the hell of this distortion world! i'll be your classpecting master here, mod gira! but before you request, i need to lay down a few ground rules and a DNI, because while chaos reigns supreme down here, i still don't tolerate it from anyone other than yours truly.

--RULES--

check if requests are open or not [requests: OPEN! feel free to submit a pokemon!]

if you are here to criticize my analysis of a pokemon's classpect, i want you to eat my dick. i am not basing this off of how a pokemon acts in the anime/mangas, only based on dex entries.

i will not be assigning master classes to pokemon, even ones like the creation trio to where it would make sense. if you have an issue with that, leave. there is too little information on the master classes for a basis on analysis.

i would prefer it if you sent one pokemon per ask! it overwhelms me when there are multiple pokemon i have to look for and put in one huge post. there's no limit on sending asks, so go ham! as long as requests are open, i don't mind!

as buggy and shitty as the search function is here on this webbed site, i would severely appreciate it if you at least tried to look up the pokemon you want to send in, because i might have already done it before. i don't want to repeat pokemon!

i believe that is all for rules for now. onto a DNI.

--DNI--

proshippers/anti-antis/neutral on proship discourse. i personally do not identify as an antishipper, but i believe that you probably should not be shipping pedofuckingphilia or incest. even if you call yourself a proshipper and you don't ship that stuff, that still shows you ALIGN with the morals of people who do that, and i personally would like to submit you to a houndoom's fire.

not so much of a dni more than a boundary, but as i am part of a system, i would severely prefer if you did not talk about syscourse in my inbox. i will not disclose if i am pro/anti/neutral on endogenic systems/non-traumagenic systems on this blog. that is personal information and too much to disclose on a blog where i combine pokemon and homestuck of all things.

on this note, however, if you use terms like "narcissist" for someone who doesnt have NPD or use "psychopath" for someone, or any other terms of those likes, you are an ableist asshole, and i want you to eat my fat cock. not just this, if you're just an ableist in general, explode.

TERFs, TEHMs, transmeds, enby-skeptic, and anti-xenogender/neopronoun people? fuck off. i literally am giragender and use neopronouns.

anti mspec-lesbians and anti-mspec gays you can also fuck off. they are not hurting the community, and are not "taking resources away from actual lesbians/gays".

anti aspec people, you as well. ace and aro people are wonderful, and i myself am one of those "nasty people trying to act queer". fuck you.

i believe that is all i can think of for my DNI as well.

if you have any questions not-related to classpecting a pokemon, i will always typically be free to answer!

my talk tag will be "gira used roar!" and anything that's related to classpecting will be "gira's telepathy!"

have a nice day, y'all!

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OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY. I FORGOT AGAIN

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brain processing hard hell on earth

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oh my god i need to start setting reminders weekly.....

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OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY. I FORGOT AGAIN

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brain processing hard hell on earth

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OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY. I FORGOT AGAIN

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biggest mistake of our life was not making this a sideblog on our main. hi im back im gonna aspect your analyses

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could you do a bisharp analysis? (also ps very cool blog and i hope you have a nice day :])

ouuuh bisharp.. such a cool guy. our partner pronounces the name of this pokemon a little silly compared to us. its ok we still love it

mod doublade only does aspect analysis! feel free to ask for a classpect if you wish

-- Dex Entries. --

these guys are.... fucking pissy jesus christ. theres a lot about commanding a group of pawniard around too though... interesting. very interesting. i think i have some aspects down !

-- Intimidate. --

deeefinitely rage or blood. id say maybe depending on nature but im not one to know natures off the top of my head

-- Aspect Meaning. --

rage as an aspect is sure, all about the bad emotions and anger and such. its pretty common for it to be! but its also about order. its about rules and demands. its about the cold hard truth and making sure people stay in line. as for BLOOD. bloods a pretty obvious one if youve ever seen like any classpect blog. its about the ties and bonds between others and thus about the actual bond of a relationship. not the emotions as thatd be more heart based, but its the bond itself. heart and blood combined make a good relationship, platonic or otherwise.

overall: good job on the silly dark/steel type being a rage/blood player

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oh yeah important announcement!!!! until around christmas we are NOT GOING TO ANALYZE ANY PALDEA REGION POKEMON. once we play through violet and ANNOUNCE it then we will probably do it. also we arent including dex entries from the paldea region UNTIL THEN or unless we are extremely desperate. and if we DO need it were gonna tag it with #sv spoilers or #scarlet and violet spoilers just in case

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Although Christmas has come and gone, we are still NOT allowing Paldea region analysis yet. Sorry, folks.

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Its Time [when our requests say open just reload the blog in abt an hour or something idk]

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crawls out from the depths

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not an entirely related post but i do genuinely enjoy how kind you all are in my inbox, it makes answering and classpecting more fun :]

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[presents a very nicely dressed up noivern who looks at you with them big ol eyes] please classpect him?

t'was posted ! holding them gentle, though.

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also whats ur opinion on noivern

What a cool dragon type... I've got a few friends, you included, who vastly enjoy this pokemon. Ourself included, actually.

-- Dex Entries. --

Another I had to get help with, thanks to Mod Toaster Strudel of the sburbanalysis variety. I'm not well-versed in classes, but aspects I'm good at. There's a lot here about being able to attack in the dark, as well as implied detection in the said dark, this leads to the classpect we agreed on.

-- Judgement. --

Seer of Void seems to work. Mmmmmaybe Seer of Space, but that doesn't fit as well, given the dex entries consistently talk about being in the dark, so Seer of Void works just fine.

-- Personality meaning. --

Seers of Void are.. Interesting. They know a lot about being in the dark once in it, but they're usually well-accustomed to Light as an aspect. Maybe they're knowledgeable in something, maybe they're a diurnal species or something, which is really ironic given this is a classpect for a bat pokemon, which is notoriously a nocturnal pokemon, but shut up. My blog. I digress, though. The Seer is good at knowing secrets, and they can and damn well are able to expose you. They wouldn't be the type to write a callout post, per say, but they would completely be able to, is what I'm saying. DinkleDonk Stride does a better analysis of this than I do, even if it is a much older post from them.

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!!!! exciting!!!! first up could i request dragalge?

Changing the formula a little bit, these won't be for the aspect only analysis. Shoutout to Mod Doublade for sucking literal ass at remembering shit. Also oh my god I'm so sorry this is so late.

-- Dex Entries. --

So, fun fact, I had to get help for this one. I knew right away of a potential aspect, but the class was bothering me, so I asked Mod Dink of sburbanalysis to help me, and they did.

-- Judgement. --

My first initial thought right the fuck away was Doom. Maybe it's the mass murder factor with the dex entries in Y, Alpha Sapphire, and Sword, but it really drove a point of "Man, this guy's a little fucked in the head." across to me. As I said earlier, class is where I struggled, so I asked Mod Dork Strudel themself to help me.

Overall, we agreed on Knight of Doom or Knight of Life.

-- Personality meaning. --

Knights of Doom, as summed up in the Mimikyu request, have issues with masking themselves, saying everything is okay, when things could be falling apart at the seams, which, given the Knight, it usually is.

Knights of Life are... Interesting. They want to act like a good friend, and they usually are, but their mask is that of a very self-sacrificial one. They don't value the worth in themselves, and believe everything is fucked to all hell, despite all they do to help people's lives and their lifestyle. They're the type to work themselves dry to help others, and so they don't exactly see how happy everyone is.

Overall, this was a very fun pokemon to get back into the swing of things. Challenging, but fun.

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Everything is done for now. They're all in the queue, which will be posting at 1 P.M. PST and 5 P.M. PST. Requests are open again, but I'd like to see some more pre gen 5 pokemon. Not a whole lot of those, which would probably be easier to analyze. Think of it as a late Christmas gift to us. (/j)

Either way. Asks are open, go ham. No Paldea region pokemon, but open regardless.

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I haven't gotten a single ask as of writing and posting this. Please send some in, or else literally this blog can't continue.

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Everything is done for now. They're all in the queue, which will be posting at 1 P.M. PST and 5 P.M. PST. Requests are open again, but I'd like to see some more pre gen 5 pokemon. Not a whole lot of those, which would probably be easier to analyze. Think of it as a late Christmas gift to us. (/j)

Either way. Asks are open, go ham. No Paldea region pokemon, but open regardless.

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oh yeah important announcement!!!! until around christmas we are NOT GOING TO ANALYZE ANY PALDEA REGION POKEMON. once we play through violet and ANNOUNCE it then we will probably do it. also we arent including dex entries from the paldea region UNTIL THEN or unless we are extremely desperate. and if we DO need it were gonna tag it with #sv spoilers or #scarlet and violet spoilers just in case

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Although Christmas has come and gone, we are still NOT allowing Paldea region analysis yet. Sorry, folks.

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Not any of the mods here but I'm doing shit anyways. Because we keep forgetting to do this shit.

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roggenrola. um. smile :)

ask 1/3 for aspect only analysis: feel free to re-send the ask if you want a class analysis!

what a silly guy. i would throw them affectionately at my friends. rock types are so awesome...

-- Dex Entries. --

jesus CHRIST this looks to be a pain in the ass to give an aspect to. its not impossible but a lot of this takes note moreso to the origins of the pokemon as opposed to personality. thankfully to the sun entry i can at least give an aspect down. thank god

-- Intimidate. --

comparison of the self eh? thats easy. heart as an aspect works best for roggenrola!

-- Aspect Meaning. --

heart as an aspect is all about the self. its about what makes you You and its every little emotional thing in between a bond. it may not be the bond itself but its the emotions about it. if youre a heart player you most likely struggle a lot with yourself. maybe youre a system and dont realize it maybe you bottle up your feelings until they all come crashing down maybe you just fucking suck at reading peoples emotions or maybe your own. the possibilities are endless when it comes to heart as an aspect and contrary to popular [extended zodiac /derog] belief heart players are not self centered! they just have emotional problems.

roggenrola over here seems to have self issues. it compares itself to others to see which is superior like girlie pop uh oh you have inferiority issues !!!!! get whacked with the heart analysis bitch

joen im sorry but your fave is a heart player [im not sorry]