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I don't take myself too seriously.

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Why You Shouldn't Take A Power Nap Before Going Out

Naps are great, like really, really great.

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Here's What Happens When You Go On A First Date Unexpectedly High

This is a PSA to not do what I did.

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I Shadowed A Dating Coach For A Night, And This Is What Happened

He takes a porn star along to help his clients loosen up.

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What Happens When You Freeze Yourself To Lose Weight Like Celebrities (Photos)

What's cooler than being cool?

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My Mom Waited Until I Was 27 To Tell Me She Was Married Before My Dad

I should’ve known. Cream is such a second wedding color.

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#blessed

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V casual laid back text from mom.

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My Mom Waited Until I Was 27 To Tell Me She Was Married Before My Dad

I should’ve known. Cream is such a second wedding color.

I should’ve known then. Cream is such a second wedding color.

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Funny Business: Life Lessons from Following My Comedy Dreams - GenFKD

While I’m still a broke comedian, I’ve learned some lessons about how to make it work while following my dreams.

How to make money in comedy! Spoiler alert, you don’t for a while. 

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GenFKD - Wedding Crasher: How to Attend Your Best Friend's Wedding Without Going Broke

How can you go to your best friend’s wedding but still maintain your precious rosé budget.

Advice on how to never get invited to another wedding again! 

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Cher Cancels Tour to Focus Exclusively on Gay Weddings

Since the legalization of same sex marriage last month, performer Cher has been overwhelmed with requests to sing at gay weddings nationwide. According to Cher’s website, which hasn’t been updated since Christmas of 2014, Cher had to cancel a bunch of shows last year due to a viral infection. The

LOVE WINS! SO DOES CHER! Do you believe?! 

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Astronaut in Orbit Meets Alien on Tinder

Jerry Thompson, an American astronaut who was in orbit this week, claims to have matched with an extraterrestrial on Tinder. “It’s lonely out in space,” said Thompson in a recent press conference. “I miss the earth so much. I miss my wife. So yeah, sometimes I’ll go on Tinder just to see what’s o

And another....“It’s lonely out in space,” said Thompson in a recent press conference. “I miss the earth so much. I miss my wife. So yeah, sometimes I’ll go on Tinder just to see what’s out there.”

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Donald Trump Thinks of One Woman Who's Not A 'Disgusting Animal'

Presidential candidate Donald Trump announced in a press conference today, that after much thought and careful consideration, he can finally think of one woman who is not, “ a disgusting animal.” Trump admitted that this discovery took him a while, but as a candidate he realizes that “women are p

BREAKING! My latest Daily Currant piece.

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Talking gaming, her memoir and online bullies, with “Queen of the Geeks” Felicia Day

Felicia Day is a boss. Indeed depending on who you're talking to she might even be called a Queen. Day is known by many as the “Queen of the Geeks” (a title she personally rejects, but accepts the compliment when others use it). She's also an actress, a business woman, a comedian, an entrepreneur, a writer, a gamer and we love, love, love her. She took time out of her rad life to chat with us at HelloGiggles about her new book — and, of course, her life advice. If you’re a Buffy The Vampire Slayer fan, you’ll recognize her as Vi from the last season, or maybe you know her from Eureka, The Supernatural, or Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. Or maybe you asked for her autograph at Comic-Con thinking she was Emily Blunt (it's totally happened). Whatever you recognize her from, you may not know that Felicia is also a super-successful entrepreneur — she's the founder and CCO of Geek & Sundry a web content company with more than 1.4 million YouTube ...

Felicia Day FTW. 

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11 larger-than-life truths dropped in the Backstreet Boys documentary

If you were a teen or preteen in the late '90s to early 2000s, chances are you had a favorite Backstreet Boy. Then, eventually, like your crush's frosted tips, the Backstreet Boys faded away. But not entirely. It’s been exactly 18 years since their debut album dropped (happy anniversary, BSBs!), and we're still holding a candle for the boys. To honor this occasion, we watched the Backstreet Boys documentary, Show ‘Em What You’re Made Of on Netflix. And, man, did we learn a lot. It’s almost two hours long and jam packed with some larger-than-life truths. Here they are: Kevin quit the group Yep, from 2006 to 2013 the Backstreet Boys were only 4. Releasing two albums Unbreakable and This is Us sans Kevin. In the doc Kev admits he, “wanted to just be a normal guy for a while.” The group had some age gaps When the group had their first performance in 1993 at SeaWorld Orlando, Kevin (the oldest member) was 21, while Nick (the youngest) was 13. ...

Backstreet’s back... ALL RIGHT?! 

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All the thoughts that cross my mind when I’m at a yoga class

Yes! I made it to yoga class! Like actually made it! I'm on my mat, on time, ready to do this. Gone are the days of talking about how much I do yoga, when really I'm in downward-facing-dog as frequently as I'm cleaning the inside of my fridge (nobody really does that much, right?). I'm basically enlightened. The class starts, and my mind races. I try to take deep breaths and shut off my thoughts, but I just can’t. My teacher notices I'm fidgeting with my hair for the tenth time, and calls me out. “Be here,” she coos. “Focus on this class, on your moment and nothing else. Quiet your mind.” I try. I really do. But my mind is blabbering, my eyes are wandering around the room filled with neon spandex and a smattering of cool tattoos. Here are the thoughts that flood my brain as I contemplate if I should namaste or go. What time is it? It’s only been five minutes. Really? Damn you ninety-minute classes. What is this a movie? I was ...

Should I Namaste or Nama-go?

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(via How ‘Trainwreck’ perfectly flipped the script on romantic comedies)

Yay! Back to writing for Hello Giggles! More to come!