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So, it’s Father’s Day!

braxtonroberts:

Oh! Or we could have a studio and call it “Three Tequila Pour”. Get it? Get it? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor?

You have a beautiful brain, Braxton.

brinroberts:

Way too much to ask for. Braxton has already gotten the brunt of his anger, but we got him a bottle of whiskey for fathers day, so he’s just diving into that. Do I even have a pair of favorite sunglasses anymore? Maybe the star shaped ones. They look super cute on me.

Yeah, well, at this point, fuck everyone else. So long as I got you and Brax, I’m good.

I’ve missed her. I put on my favorite pair of leather pants today just for funsies because they’ve felt too tight the past couple of weeks and they finally fit perfect again. Which means I’m definitely back to my norm. Maybe fun Claudia can come out and join me for a night on the town? We can harass Brax at Pazza and throw the crust of our pizza at him or something.

I would say that was awfully kind of you to gift him something, but...yes that would keep him occupied. An excellent tactic. If my dad were alive I would’ve definitely shared him with you and Braxton.

Something akin to the three musketeers! Except none of them were related. Also I don’t think any of us were married to a villain years ago.

Fun Claudia is ready to unleash herself! Sounds like a plan - there’s also breadsticks, which we can break apart. More ammunition...

text 🎁 braudia

Brax: Ooooh more presents. Gimme gimme.

Claudia: You can pick it up whenever. That is, if you like it:

Claudia: *attached photo [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/281475045432865102/]

Claudia: Francine! It's a map of the town, in case you can't tell.

So, it’s Father’s Day!

braxtonroberts:

I think it’s a brand new invention. We’ll be millionaires in Mexico.

It can be like those classes where you drink wine and paint, except you’re using tequila with pigments and you’re drinking the tequila too! This should be pitched to all Mexican restaurants and themed bars.

brinroberts:

Obviously she’ll be sleeping with me in my bed, what else are puppies good for? Jack’s super pissed, but he isn’t about to tell me to get rid of her. He knows his place in the house at this point.

I’m sure it wasn’t just all of Dean’s fucked up shit he was going through, but, whatever. I can’t say I’m all that heartbroken about it. The only person he actually seemed to give a shit about anymore was Charlie, so, let them weep for each other. I’m #outie.

We need to have some fun. I can barely remember what fun feels like and I am just - I’m done being exhausted and angry and sad. I wanna be fun Brin again and let loose.

Of course - I’d probably hide your favorite sunglasses that you haven’t managed to misplace yet because the teething might be difficult. Maybe Bandit will inspire some...kindness? Too much to ask for?

That’s true - we don’t know what else was going on. Hopefully Charlie isn’t too heartbroken, but I’m sure we can cheer him up.

Fun Brinley is your natural state of being, which I’m sure will eventually confuse the new cheerleaders once they start going to parties.

text 🎁 braudia

Brax: Hey sorry for the radio silence. But Brin loved the collar and your painting is like, freaking amazing.

Brax: You're amazing, Claudia.

Claudia: It's okay - I know you guys were having twin birthday bonding 😊

Claudia: Aw, shucks 💖 So are you, Braxton. Seriously.

Claudia: I made you something - I kind of experimented. I was going to post it on Instagram yesterday, but it took a bit longer than expected.

So, it’s Father’s Day!

braxtonroberts:

Shots! Shots! Shots!

Can you paint with tequila? I feel like you and I should start a new trend booze soaked paint.

(Everybody!)

I mean we can certainly mix the two I guess! OH!! Instead of watercolors...TEQUILA COLORS.

brinroberts-blog

I think that was the quietest birthday I’ve ever had.

I mean, granted, Bandit tried her damnedest to make it as loud as possible, but with just Brax, Band and I at the lake, it was pretty calm, all things considered. Granted, with the moving trucks in front of the Grady’s, I think it’s safe to say that things might finally head back to normal - or at least, a more relaxed normal as we could get. And I, for one, am ready to actually, legitimately party again like we used to.

Who’s in? Another break in to the public pool? It’s been weeks since we’ve done it and I know fo sho that we’re all in need of a little fuckin’ chaos right about now.

I can’t wait to play with the puppy!!! I’m so thrilled for you. Hopefully training her won’t be super hard. Are you letting her sleep in your bed or are you having her sleep in a crate for a while?

I’m still in shock with how sudden they moved, but I guess in the long run, it’s for the best. Dean just seemed like he was going to be stuck in this vicious cycle of not opening up and then lashing out. Hopefully new scenery will help him.

But yes, please on the partying and the pool! It’s so much better to be intoxicated for fun reasons.

#art #//haha it almost looks like claudia

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outfit

↳ INSTAGRAM: @claudiamarshall uploaded a new photo. Tagged: @badbitchbrin

Happy birthday to my best friend - here’s to our first kiss 😘 #art #artbyclauds #acrylics

#skowmedia #skowbrinley #///original by helena wierzbicki called 'oneness'

So, it’s Father’s Day!

braxtonroberts:

Since it’s no longer brunch, can you shoot me straight up with tequila?

Yes! That I do have! Tequila!

So, it’s Father’s Day!

brinroberts:

Yeah, well, whatever.

Not really sure what I would be excited for. My plans have gone to shit and all I’m going to do is wallow by the pool and maybe hang with Brax doing…god only knows what. Like, yeah, I’m pumped to see what you’ve got for me and Brax says he has something good but presents don’t exactly make up for the shit everyone else has been pushing on each other, so.

You can go to rated R movies unaccompanied by an adult officially? Well, I’m sure you two will have a nice day together. You two deserve it after such a rocky start to the summer. No, it won’t make it up, but it’ll be a good distraction, yeah? Besides, I think one of the gifts given will be a long lasting one, but that’s all I’m going to say about that!

text 🎁 braudia

Brax: Oh no Miss Thing, you started it by complaining. It'll be your fault.

Brax: Some of those are hilarious.

Brax: I love that you'd lie for me.

Claudia: We need to respect the Asians we have in the industry!! Yes, Keanu is a quarter Chinese and Native Hawaiian, but he's still important! If it happens your shoulder is going to be first one I cry on!

Claudia: If I vaguely recall, there was one about saying the mummy creature was hot?? Bizarre.

Claudia: [UNSENT] I'd do any

Claudia: Of course I would ❤️

brinroberts:

Let’s just say I have a small list of guys I think could keep up with Charlie and I, with number one starred with a bullet. But while everything’s as crazy as it’s been, I think a threesome convo is kind of off the table for the moment.

Ah well, maybe you’ll make him come around to it eventually!

#br #dash:br #///lmaoooo

text 🎁 braudia

Brax: Don't complain too much of they'll remake them and we'll end up with Tom Cruise as Neo-lite. Just like he tried to do The Mummy when we all know Brenden Fraser's Mummy is the best movie ever made.

Brax: Ugh. Should have gone with Nei-phyte instead of Neo-lite.

Claudia: 😱😱😱 Don't bring such a thing into the universe!!!

Claudia: That movie truly looks terrible. And trying to get those TV shows to do promotions for them...so embarrassing.

Claudia: Haha! It's okay - you came around to it quickly. If interrogated, I'll say you came up with the latter first.

So, it’s Father’s Day!

brinroberts:

Since everyone fucking ditched my birthday camping idea/disappeared off the face of the earth, who even needs a mixer. Hit me with your best shot, Clauds.

I’m sorry - you put forward a great effort, but I think everyone is feeling a bit selfish lately. We’ll have to do it when everyone has decided to be more present.

Vodka it is! Lovely. Are you excited for your birthday? I think you’re in for some really great gifts!