braxton roberts

So, it’s Father’s Day!

claudiamarshall:

It can be like those classes where you drink wine and paint, except you’re using tequila with pigments and you’re drinking the tequila too! This should be pitched to all Mexican restaurants and themed bars.

Oh! Or we could have a studio and call it “Three Tequila Pour”. Get it? Get it? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor?

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brinroberts:

What a charmer.

Don’t be rude. Sucking dick is fun, do you really want to associate such a fun activity to him? I am happy. Very happy. I know I’ve been whiny and bitchy as fuck lately but, like, thank you. Seriously. You’re the most incredible guy I know, Brax.

I mean, I don’t know. I’ve never had the pleasure so...

You’re my best friend, no matter what, Brin. Bitchy or whiny or happy or shiny.

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text 🎁 braudia

Claudia: It's okay - I know you guys were having twin birthday bonding 😊

Claudia: Aw, shucks 💖 So are you, Braxton. Seriously.

Claudia: I made you something - I kind of experimented. I was going to post it on Instagram yesterday, but it took a bit longer than expected.

Brax: Ooooh more presents. Gimme gimme.

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So, it’s Father’s Day!

claudiamarshall:

(Everybody!)

I mean we can certainly mix the two I guess! OH!! Instead of watercolors…TEQUILA COLORS.

I think it’s a brand new invention. We’ll be millionaires in Mexico.

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brinroberts:

She does seem to love the water. She’s a mermaid, just like her momma.

Thank you, again. I know Jack wasn’t, like, at all happy about it, but I love her. She’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever gotten. You’re amazing.

And almost as pretty.

Jack can suck my dick. Or... you know, figure of speech. I know how much you’ve wanted a bulldog and I saw some guy selling them a few weeks ago. I figured it was perfect; that it’d make you happy. I want you to be happy.

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I think that was the quietest birthday I’ve ever had.

I mean, granted, Bandit tried her damnedest to make it as loud as possible, but with just Brax, Band and I at the lake, it was pretty calm, all things considered. Granted, with the moving trucks in front of the Grady’s, I think it’s safe to say that things might finally head back to normal - or at least, a more relaxed normal as we could get. And I, for one, am ready to actually, legitimately party again like we used to.

Who’s in? Another break in to the public pool? It’s been weeks since we’ve done it and I know fo sho that we’re all in need of a little fuckin’ chaos right about now.

You know if you’re in, I’m in. We should totally bring Bandit and introduce her to the crowd. She’ll be the life of the party.

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text 🎁 braudia

Claudia: We need to respect the Asians we have in the industry!! Yes, Keanu is a quarter Chinese and Native Hawaiian, but he's still important! If it happens your shoulder is going to be first one I cry on!

Claudia: If I vaguely recall, there was one about saying the mummy creature was hot?? Bizarre.

Claudia: [UNSENT] I'd do any

Claudia: Of course I would ❤️

Brax: Hey sorry for the radio silence. But Brin loved the collar and your painting is like, freaking amazing.

Brax: You're amazing, Claudia.

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So, it’s Father’s Day!

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claudiamarshall:

Yes! That I do have! Tequila!

Shots! Shots! Shots!

Can you paint with tequila? I feel like you and I should start a new trend booze soaked paint.

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↳ INSTAGRAM: @braxtonroberts uploaded a new photo.

please welcome “Tommy The Who Roberts” to the family... what a sweet bundle of joy from @badbitchbrin #iwouldswaddleitificould #itisignedbitches #haphaphappybirthday #vinyl #burythiswithmewhenidie

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↳ INSTAGRAM: @claudiamarshall uploaded a new photo. Tagged: @badbitchbrin

Happy birthday to my best friend - here’s to our first kiss 😘 #art #artbyclauds #acrylics

@braxtonroberts holy shiiiiit what a beaut.

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↪ INSTAGRAM: BADBITCHBRIN UPLOADED A PHOTO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME FROM THE BEST BEST BEST BIG BROTHER ANYONE COULD EVER ASK FOR @braxtonroberts !!! everyone say hello to BANDIT. don’t let the flower fool you. she’s definitely a fighter. 🐕 🐕 🐕 🐕 #besttwinever #braxtonbrinleyandbandit

@braxtonroberts yeah you shoulda seen what she did to that flower after the photo #vicious #haphaphappybirthday

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BRINLEY ❣️ txt

Brin: Cool. And tomorrow?

Brax: Tomorrow is you and me and presents.

BRINLEY ❣️ txt

Brin: Of course I still want to do it. I know they're away this week, or I would have said we should go tomorrow.

Brax: Cool. Then it's a go.

BRINLEY ❣️ txt

Brin: Since February.

Brin: It's been damn near impossible but, I think it'll be worth it. I know you're going to love it.

Brax: No one knows me better.

Brax: Anyway, I know we got a little derailed from our Date plan in Chicago with the Stella announcement and... everything else.

Brax: But if you still want to do that, I got us tickets for a game that's only a little while away.

BRINLEY ❣️ txt

Brin: I know you are. I'm glad you're excited. And I think you'll like your present. I've been hiding it for months.

Brax: Months? Months?!

Brax: How did you keep a secret from me for months?

BRINLEY ❣️ txt

Brin: You're such a goofball. You're into everything.

Brax: I mean I am but that doesn't mean I'm not excited.