Lecter Von Doom

they/them • lesbian dog dad • fandom old • hannigram 🌙wangxian☀️ loustat⬆️

[clawfulneutral]

[wanders in 13 years late hungover with a latte] this where y'all doing the cannibalism?

[pesky--dust]

Saw this in different fandom and decided it goes pretty good with Hannibal, too.

[mismatchsocks]

jack saying the equivalent of “not my circus not my monkeys” in season three is hilarious. that IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys.

[a-little-cretur]

"i don't intend hannibal to caught a second time" is such a crazy insane thing for will to say honestly like we don't talk about it enough.

he really said, 'might kill him, might fuck him, idk yet but the important thing is he belongs to me not the state of maryland.'

[clawfulneutral]

i don't support hannigram cuz they're healthy or loving or supportive or sanitary i support them cuz when god realized he can't kill hannibal in any way that matters he sent an equal and opposite freak to vex and goad him out of the dating pool

[will-grahams-gun]

Hannibal coming home after a long day and falling to his knees to make Will's lap a home for his face save me

Hannibal insisting on pulling him in and greeting Will with a kiss every time they've been apart for a minute save me

Hannigram making coffee for eachother when their intimate plans for the night require them to be more awake than they are turning into a pavlovian thing save me

Will snaking his hands around Hannibal's front when he's cooking and getting rewarded for his closeness by tasting everything first save me

Will's body responding involuntarily every time Hannibal makes a point of kissing the sensitive scar tissue of his stomach first saaaave meee

Hannigram cutting eachother's hair and trimming or shaving their facial hair in the morning save meeeeeee

[will-grahams-gun]

@clawfulneutral I'm sorry but this is too funny to stay in the comments. I physically simply could not leave it in there

[clawfulneutral]

i mean we talk a LOT of SHIT about will's delphic murder spasms but every crime in the greater metro area is so goddamn overstimulating

[clawfulneutral]

hannibal and will on the lam is so fucking funny to me like fucking sideshow hank ain't 7 foot tall with a 6 foot shoulder span and Nobody Else In The World looks like him

[92fs]

Hannibal and IWTV are great examples of how you make a good TV show. Put bitches with undiagnosed personality disorders in the room and under no circumstances let them have clear communication. If someone suggests they "need therapy" or "healthy relationships", kill one hostage.

[clawfulneutral]

several dozen people were paid to write this show and then air it on the same television my mother watches

[hamlettheedane]

will Graham’s confirmed kills b like 1) his adoptive daughters cringe fail bio dad 2) a furry 3)war criminal rotting to death in his ex’s Lithuanian childhood home’s basement 4) a furry (dragon edition)

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[clawfulneutral]

Live From The Group Chat Pt 2

me: pour one out for will graham's (late? ex?) wife trynna work this one out with No Therapy Ever Ever Again Ever

friend¹ (uninitiated): WILL GRAHAM MARRIED A WOMAN???

me: yep

friend¹: did she?? know???

me: i mean he was being stalked by a true crime blogger for like 2 years i figure she must've googled it

me: worst part is she kinda looks like hannibal

friend¹: wooow

me:

friend¹: WOOOOOOOOOOOW

[clawfulneutral]

hannigram on the run having to bullshit up some outrageously romantic reason [spins wheel] ✌🏾Gianmarco✌🏾 keeps calling his husband [throws a dart] ✌🏾Maximillian✌🏾 my will

[illsayprettyplease]

The fact he was sitting there bricked up thinking of Will, acting as if he wasn’t the one who framed him for murder 💔

[hannibal-lecters-cock]

Jack: I really think you should start offering cooking classes, Dr. Lecter.

Hannibal:

[honeygrahambitch]

Random thought but Hannibal is so Sharpay Evans coded and Im thinking exactly about the good fashion sense, concerning obsession with an oblivious dude and high pitch screams whenever something doesn't turn out according to the plans (Hannibal screams like that internally 100%)