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[spiral-dimension]

Do NOT watch beywheelz

[clawshredderkerbecs]

my favorite mfb character is this one random ass grunt in beywheelz who refuses to follow protective gear protocols

[clawshredderkerbecs]

"if im giving him a really dramatic looking wheelchair i should take some inspo from the stupid throne he already has" - guy about to find out he has the lamest little armchair ever

[clawshredderkerbecs]

43 minute beywheelz review on youtube posted this week but its ai written and voiced there is nothing good in this world

[dangerouscommiesubversive]

"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

[pandoradeloeste]

#its not that deep but i have a shovel and im willing to dig

[clawshredderkerbecs]

GODDDDDD ODINS INTRODUCTION TO RYAN THAT REAWAKENED HIS DRIVE TO LIVE. BEING FEAR OF DEATH WITH THE PAYOFF OF PHYSICAL INJURY. COULD'VE BEEN SUCH GOOD USE OF SYMBOLISM IF THEY EVER HAD AN ESTABLISHED DYNAMIC BEFORE OR AFTER THAT POINT. IM SO MAD. I know I've been plastering that scene all over my blog repeatedly im sorry you will be hearing about it again

[listentothehumming]

when i was a kid i caught a couple episodes of beywheelz as a "nothing else is on and a better show is on after this" thing. and i was so convinced when i saw it that hold on lemme google what their names are. I was so convinced that nicole and marche were lesbians. I dont know why. granted they're what every other lesbian couple looks like but i didnt know that at the time. i didnt even know the word "lesbian" to describe them yet. marche is always refered to with he/him, i didnt know what butches were when i was 9. but i knew that in a lot of the anime i watched there was casual girls love, and i knew from sailor moon specifically that you couldn't show that on cartoon network so they'd find ways around it. I literally just assumed marche got gender swapped in translation so they wouldn't have to put gay people in beywheelz. it didn't even occur to me that that might not be the case. they aren't even dating in the show.

[clawshredderkerbecs]

Hey good news

[clawshredderkerbecs]

The shodin dynamic is Odin ripping his hair out thinking "if i dont get cut clean in half taking battle damage for him soon i swear to god im gonna be so mad i might actually develop a will to live over it" while Sho kickss his feet in the background completely oblivious like "man i love my toys and my friends and playing toys with my friends ^_^"

It is imperative that they both think their own experience is mutual

[clawshredderkerbecs]

Originally I was gonna say the coveon dynamic was Covey yelling "NO im not INTO My Leon(TM) he's just a huge inspiration and mentor to me and i want to be at his side at all times so I can gaze longinly in a normal way you just dont understand the Deep Manly Bond we have" while leon looks over at him like "What the hell is his problem??? Is he gay or something??"

But no this line throws a wrench in all that. I can excuse getting jealous over a handshake i can excuse "my leon" i can excuse whimsically skipping behind him like a baby duck but "Those two look to cozy, radar on dude" isn't a line you say unless you think you're practically already dating the person.

They really do just have a weird yandere romance subplot in beywheelz

[clawshredderkerbecs]

The shodin dynamic is Odin ripping his hair out thinking "if i dont get cut clean in half taking battle damage for him soon i swear to god im gonna be so mad i might actually develop a will to live over it" while Sho kickss his feet in the background completely oblivious like "man i love my toys and my friends and playing toys with my friends ^_^"

It is imperative that they both think their own experience is mutual

[clawshredderkerbecs]

Oh fuck oh no odin do not turn around

traced from a screenshot, this was just playing around time. Also i redrew ryan three times and he looked like a hazbin oc every time so i #gaveup

[clawshredderkerbecs]

this is so stupid. I Love Them so much

[clawshredderkerbecs]

i have the brain of a ten year old

[clawshredderkerbecs]

made Ryan Gladstone in sinner maker. Thus continuing the cycle of making him in character creators and calling it content

[clawshredderkerbecs]

Mfb characters Beywheelz ripped off 1:1

Sho: Gingka Hagane

Jin: Ryutaro for some reason

Leon: Kyoya Tategami

Nicole: Masamune Kadoya

Marche: Madoka Amano gimmick wise, Hyoma design wise

Covey: Benkei Hanawa

Ryan: Damian Hart

Mathew and Lucy: Possible design inspo from Jack and Faust but honestly they might be the only original ones

Odin: Julian Konzern

Glen: Ryo Hagane/Moreso his Phoenix persona

Jake: Reiji Mizuchi

David and Gigante: Vague team Garcias inspo

Sting: Also possibly completely original. I guess he has Busujima's spikes and rat tail but that's plausible deniability

[clawshredderkerbecs]

I cant believe he used Evil Spell Of Reverse Gravity on his own team like that

[novumoru]

Ryan marrying Odin in a donut suit.

what’s the definition of donut suit

[clawshredderkerbecs]

I want him to have a fancy motorized claws-themed wheel(z)chair but i really really really dont want to draw it